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This Seri chạng vạng bức ảnh contains hàng rào chainlink and hàng rào dây xích. There might also be kính mát, kính đen, sắc thái, and kính tối màu.
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever bạn can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When bạn go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what bạn will be doing in five phút every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever bạn can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When bạn go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what bạn will be doing in five phút every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
