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tình yêu & war chapter 2

posted by anna0789

bella pov

i had just return from the market and was at my giường đọc the last letter of emmet before checking if a new one had arrive. i missed my big brother terribly and each night was thêm and thêm scared that i would one ngày recieve a letter anouncing his death....
Rose was also depresed but she tried to stay strong and wait for him . y dad charlie was sting to look all macho but i knew he was just as scared

bellie bear
hey i missed bạn so much!! so bạn had decieded bạn wanted to study english literature ! im so proud! well bạn know im not that good with words so just saying that im still...

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Please somebody answer this!!! :( <3

posted by Twilight_NERD69

y is it such a big deal if girls tình yêu twilight hoặc not? i mean, bạn either like it hoặc u don't. when i was walking out of the theater when i saw new moon, there were a bunch of retarded boys shouting: "twilight is gay! i saw a bunch of girls wearing vampire teeth and crap!" yes i will admit that some girls get WAY out of hand when it comes to twilight. but i mean, in my opinion. idk why i tình yêu the story so much. i think its just because nobody is ever as romantic as edward is with bella. and i think girls want that. but guys don't care, they're too busy with the actresses. NOT ALL GUYS THO. all...

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Dark and Rainy

posted by courtneykutie

Hey!Here's a new story!!It's about the family,Bella,Edward,Nessie And Jake!On how Jake and Nessie Deal with there Feelings.Also on How Bella and Edward will do as Parents!!Jacob hasnt told Nessie about the inprint yet!!And there is a new Pair in the House Maggie!!
(She was in breaking I cant remember what she looks like but im sure she's about 15/16 and will look about Nessie's age)
And Maggie has a mate Names Camden,he 15/16 too!They are a very cute couple and we will find thêm about him as the Story goes on!!Nessie and Maggie are BFF's and are going to forks high school!!(Maggie and Camden changed there eating habits)

- - - - - - Rate and tell me what u think and what else bạn think i should add!!!

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Team Edward Was So Twilight

posted by gossipgirlstar2

Being on Team Edward was so Twilight. Thirty pounds of pure muscle, a dynamite story arc, and a handful of cast mates behind him, has everyone screaming Team Jacob lately. Sorry Edward, we all still lust after you, but as thêm and thêm information leaks on New Moon many những người hâm mộ are switching teams.

The gradual switch began when Taylor Lautner first flashed his draw dropping abs last winter, prompting a gaggle of new adoring fans. Costars, friends, and peers have been praising Lautner as of late, making it extremely easy to vượt qua, cross enemy lines without giving it a một giây thought.

"Get ready for a lot...

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A Saturday Night with Ashley Greene

posted by gossipgirlstar2

Mag: Could bạn tell us about the new Twilight movie, New Moon?

AG:It was fun for me because it was a little thêm in-depth for Alice’s character. It’s thêm about the angst part of it than the tình yêu story as far as Edward and Bella. Edward leaves Bella, so she kind of falls into a depression and gets close to Jacob, and discovers a couple thêm crazy things about the town. We had a blast filming. We got to go to Italy, which was amazing. It was a couple of us who got to go to Italy, and I was included. It was coming back to the people we got really close to in the movie before so it was like...

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Another Story Chapter 64

posted by surfergal

Tell me if bạn like it in Nathens POV hoặc Addis POV better.

Nathen's POV

I was glad Addi was finally healing. I knew when she could surf she was fully healed. When she was surfing bạn knew that nothing was bothering her hoặc she was just careless about everything. I don't mean it in a bad way hoặc anything but she is so natural in the water, its like thats what she is ment to be around. I know Addi loved all of us but when she was surfing she fogot all about her troubles. She was amazing and I couldn't believe that I was getting married to her. A beautiful, loveable, sweet caring girl and she was...

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Taylor's Story Chapter 9

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

It was sort of scary to be going some place all bởi myself. I didn't have a clue where I would be going. I started out walking/running, I thought that my wheel on the pavement would be way to loud at this time of night. Well, this is just great, I don't even know what time it is. I felt really bad for leaving but it was the best for everyone. Hopefully it would be a good thing for me too.

It was starting to get light outside, that ment the sun would be coming up and I needed to know how to stay out of peoples veiw. I saw a sign that đã đưa ý kiến "Now Leaving Mississippi". Could I really be in Arkansas?...

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just another tình yêu story chapter 12

posted by anna0789

renesmee's pov

i wake up i was felling better my neck was almost heal because i heal faster than normal humans

i was alone in my room but i could hear jake and noah talking outside in a low voice but i could still hear it

"look bloodsucker let me explain this to you" jake said
"hey don't call me bloodsucker and i won't call bạn dog ok?" noah đã đưa ý kiến
jake sigh and đã đưa ý kiến "ok look i just wanted to explain bạn what imprinting is "
noah interupted him
"oo i get it is like tình yêu at first sight but"
jake start talking
"no no is not like that i imprinted on renesmee since the ngày she was born " jake đã đưa ý kiến paitienly...

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Another Story Chapter 54

posted by surfergal

When I woke up, Nathen was still bởi my side except this time his head was lying back on the chair. Everyone was still in the same posistion as they were when I woke up the last time except Edward and Bella were there. I was thinking to myself, I wonder if Nathen has even left and Then I looked at Edward and he shook his head no. Poor thing he must be exuasted everyone must be. This is what I was saying before how everyone had to worry about me. I was sad that this happened to me but I was glad that no one else would have to go through it, I mean like I could take the pain but someone else might...

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Dark Moon Ch.3

posted by Emmett4ever

I was supposed to post this yesterday but my computer decided to close the internet while i was almost done and i got annoyed and didn't want to write it.But I hope bạn like this and don't kill me.Don't ask why read and find out.

Bella's POV

After school Edward had the passenger door-of my car- open for me.I bet Alice saw me making an escape.I was quiet the whole ride to the cullens house.When we arrived at the Cullens house I groaned.Everything was Pink."I think Alice went over board" Edward đã đưa ý kiến when he finally got out of the car."You think" I đã đưa ý kiến trying to calm myself.But before I could...

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Taylor's Sotry Chapter 2

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

Here is another one, I know there not twilight but it popped in my mind. So if your read this Rate and bình luận plz!

No Tay, bạn need some where to live while the big storm to blows through here. I told Tay. No, I can I really should go, there is people looking for me I can't stay here. Tay said. I know the cops are after bạn that's why bạn should stay here. Let the cops die down for a couple of days. I told her. Okay, thank bạn a lot for letting me stay here and everything. Tay said. We look about the same size, here are some clean clothes bạn can put on. I đã đưa ý kiến as I handed them to Tay.
Thank...

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The Chronicles Of Sam Devine: The Twilight Legend

posted by Alicelover92

The Twilight Legend
Book 4 of the Chronicles of Sam Devine

Chapter One: Prologue
If bạn have been asleep for the last 3 sách then I suggest bạn pick them up and read them but if bạn have read all the trước đó sách then that’s great. But for all bạn people who haven’t here is a summary from the Twilight Archives.
On earth 1992, a human was born, His name was Sam but he was no ordinary human, his fate had been decided bởi a race of aliens who called themselves the Guardian thiên thần who were the sworn protectors of the galaxy hoặc were they. They had decided to gain trust throughout the Milky Way...

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another story chapter 27

posted by surfergal

We didn't talk much on the way to school. When we drove up to school before we got out of the car I ask. Is there something wrong Michae?? No. he said. ok. I said. I could tell he was lying. Michael walked me to my first class like always and then I watched him walk to his class. Once he was out of site, I went and called Alice.
Hey, Alice I said.
Hey Addi, why are bạn not in class? She ask.
i had to ask bạn something. I said
Okay, well ask away. she said.
Is there something wrong hoặc anything because me and Michael didnt talk mcuh at all this morning? i said.
No. thers nothing wrong. Alice said....

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LET'S RUN - Chapter Six

posted by callejahLUVSed

okay this is a lame chapter and i'm so sorry i haven't đã đăng in a while but i promise the tiếp theo chapter is TONS better !!!! just sit tight and comment!

CHAPTER SIX- Getting Ready

I slept for about two hours to recover from the sun, then spent the rest of my night rehearsing my ‘human’ habits. As ma cà rồng are, we don’t fidget, hoặc move, except for when we’re around humans. We do stuff like, excuse ourselves to go to the bathroom, cough, blink (I know, we are really life-less), bite our nails (gross, but human) hoặc not stare at one place for too long. After a while, I got bored of biting...

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another story chapter 23!

posted by surfergal

I turned around to see bạn had caught me, I was expecting Cody tob there but he wasnt. I told him Thanks. no prob he đã đưa ý kiến Im Michael. Well thanks Michael, Im addi. Can I help bạn to class? Michael ask. Yeah that would be great. I said. He ask, So what is a beautiful girl doing in Forks, I take it your new to this whole ice and snow problem we have? Yeah, Im new. Yeah we didnt get a lot of snow of ice where i lived. I said. So bạn lived "down south" then? he said. Yeah I live in Florida. Thats cool. he said. so why are bạn in Forks? he ask? My sorta brother is in the Coast Guard and he got transfered...

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Zoey McDaniel những người hâm mộ read plz

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

For all the Zoey McDaniel fan, Should I do a POV in some one elses few of Zoeys life? Like Alice, Jasper, Bella, Emmett, Esme, Carisle, hoặc Collin. hoặc do yall want me to keep doing Zoeys POV?

Thanks!!!!!

Sk8bordNewMoon
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The fantaisie doesn't end, but danger awaits............. Part 27

posted by patrisha727

Bella's POV

I watch both Edward's and Royce horror-strucked faces. At first, I didn't know why lightning bolts came out of my hand. Then I remembered that I drank Royce potions. There were over than 500,000 of them! I drank them all! They give powers, all the powers that ma cà rồng had. From Alice's power to see the future to Jane's power of giving pain. I have ALL the powers. I had the ability to calm everyone down, just like Jasper.
I can even read everyone's mind, just like Edward! This news is giving me the freaks.

"Bella?" Edward asked with a scared and worried tone. " How.... What.........

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Rob's hát

posted by renesmeblack

bạn know Robert's song, Never Think, is on the Twilight soundtrack, right? Well my dad overheard me listening to the song and đã đưa ý kiến he has NO TALENT.
I don't geddit. He says the bands I listen to have no talent. I say Robert has tons of talent, but some people just don't SEE it. I think he's great for the role of Edward, and his voice is awesome, but I guess it's the way he sang for the recording.

Anyways, I want to let all of bạn know is that my dad will never change his tastes. I hate that. He'll keep bothering me because I'd ended my Jonas Brothers' Stage. He'll bother me because my sister listens to Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus. Why does he bother me further when I stay in the Twilight Stage?!!! I saw how big this fanspot is, and whoa, if my dad saw this, he'd lay off.
*Giggle*
I tình yêu Twilight, and hopefully, that'll NEVER change. Oops, baby brother on the prowl.
See ya!

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Destiny(Modified) bởi isabellaashley

posted by Isabellaashley

xin chào everyone, I modified some parts of my story and I hope bạn like this even better than the previous!!!

PREFACE

The woods were filled with silence and I looked around for any signs of the slayer. As I heard the leaves on the ground rustling, I turned around and there he appeared from the treetops of a nearby cây and he gave me a sly smile which sent shivers down my spine before slowly approaching me and my tim, trái tim was pounding inside my chest. I was vulnerable as there wasn’t anyone to protect me and I knew that I was going to die here, alone. Please let this be over fast, I thought to myself....

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A new chapter 14

posted by jamiesue00

Nessie POV
I’m not sure what ngày it is. I know I’ve been here for almost three days now. My capture has been doing some experiments on me. I have marks all over my body. Some days the experiments are not too painful, other days I scream in pain and beg him to stop hoặc kill me. Yesterday was not a good day. He had decided to try and see what insect poison would do to me; bọ cạp bites, snake bites and others. Some days it would take a lot out of me others I would be up at a normal time. After all the bites I endured yesterday I was in no hurry to get out and see what he had in store for me...