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Bashful Tay-Tay

posted by gossipgirlstar2

It seems all the attention Taylor Lautner is getting lately due to his super sweet abs is making the actor a bit bashful. The actor spoke with AceShowBiz about how he thinks "it's weird and it's kind of embarrassing" to have the world see bạn shirtless. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse actor said, "It's so uncomfortable knowing that so many people are seeing pictures of me shirtless." Sorry, Tay-Tay but we just can't enough of your shirtless self running around in the woods diễn xuất like a werewolf. We are all looking phía trước, chuyển tiếp to see the new movie that we want to know everything about our fave actors and it's not that weird...

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It Never Ends {Chapter 2}

posted by DeadlyDarkness

Chapter 2

"No one wants her here, Jenibel." He hissed at her. "But she's your daughter!" She exclaimed.
"And? That doesnt mean Im supposed to tình yêu her!" He raised his voice at her.
This was unusual he never did that. She flinched at his words tears welling up in her eyes. "Dont say that." She đã đưa ý kiến softly.
He laughed at her, a scary sound. She had heard him, so she whipped back her hand and punched him in the face. "Your NOT the man I had married, Jonathan."
He glared at her. Tears streaming down his cheek. It hurt. Badly. Then his body started trembling. And..and then he disapeared leaving a...

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Presenting “Scene It? Twilight”

posted by gossipgirlstar2

This fall, Twilighters will once again revisit the town of Forks and delve into the world of Bella and Edward, as New Moon will be released in theaters. But a new Twilight board game is coming out and that’s the “Scene It? Twilight.

“‘Scene It? Twilight’ is the game that những người hâm mộ of the ‘Twilight’ film have been asking for,” Screenlife’s chief executive officer Barry Watts đã đưa ý kiến in a press release Thursday. “The overwhelming popularity of all things ‘Twilight’ has created such a huge demand, that we’ve collaborated with Summit Entertainment and Konami to offer những người hâm mộ the opportunity...

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black moon chapter 9

posted by joe-edwardfan

(end of chapter8)
I was so nerves how charlie was going to react, matt squeezed my hand to comfort me charlie opened the door and gasped he was stairing at me ,not beliving it was me
-Bella?
He wasn’t sure if it was really me and then I heard billys voice from the phone
-charlie charlie are bạn ok?
He didn’t respond and turned off the phone
-yeah dad its me
He staired at me again
-you look different!
-yeah two weeks does that to you.
I lied to him
-oh Bella! I missed bạn so much I was so worried that I wouldn’t see bạn again!
Then I took my hand out of matts and hugged him
-your cold
-yeah its freezing...

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Mary Alice, Chapter 15

posted by teamalice_0

Sorry I have'nt written in awhile. I'm also not sick anymore! I'll try to get another chapter up today.
teamalice_0
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He just stared opened mouth at me, which in turn making me self-conscience.

"Do I have to drag you?"

He seemed to snap out of it, but it was still there in his eyes. But at least he wasn't drooling, yet.

He went off into the woods to go turn into a wolf. While I waited on the rocks I watched little flickers of my past. It was sad. Nothing good happened since I was a vampire. Except for finding my aunt, but even then it had down-sides....

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Another Story Chapter 76

posted by surfergal

xin chào guys. Sorry the last one was so short and this one is short also. ( I have to get so e sleep) sorry some spelling was wrong too. Would y'all like me to make an end to this Story an start a different one hoặc keep going with this one? Let me know please.

I was getting really sleepy after watching tv. I looked down at my watch and it đã đưa ý kiến that is was 4 am. I hated staying awake this early. Nathen and I were still snugling together, but we were thêm casual now. M eyes were getting heavier and heavier bởi the một giây and soon I felt Nathen pick me up and carry me to the bedroom and lay me on our...

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Another Story Chapter 68

posted by surfergal

That was the last thing I remembered was being put in am ambulance. I was scared because black dots were coming back I to my vision and I couldn't stay wake like the nice man that was taking care of me ask me to. My vision was black I couldn't hear anything hoặc feel it. Life was gone hoặc it had just disapeared. I remember when I was first waking up that I heard voices and I heard beeping noises and then everything came back at once.once vision I could see that I was in a room and that two men were standing bởi my giường talking and then my memory of it husband came to me Nathen was staring at my...

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night fall chapter 6

posted by joe-edwardfan

3 days later (Cullen's house)
The pain was toooo much and it was getting worse every một giây I wanted to open my mouth to scream it out but that wouldn’t be probably a good Idea . suddenly the pain got worse and my neck was on flames and I wished I was never born then my body started shaking , what's going on? Should this happen? Am I going to die? Million các câu hỏi ran into my mind like always then I figured out the shaking had stopped and I started to hear voices someone was talking down stairs, the TV was on and I could hear cars passing, cars? Wow I could hear the high way from here! I...

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Another Story Chapter 66

posted by surfergal

Sorry this is so short but im really tired

Once me and Nathen danced Emmet came over bad ask Nathen if he could dance with his little sister. So me and emmet danced he was very good at it too and the Carlisle came and danced with me.
Carlisle, I want to thanks bạn for everything bạn have done for me. bạn are like my dad, to me I continued saying. bạn have taken care of me when I didn't have a plAce to stay bạn understood what was happening when I was in the coast guard and I just want to tell bạn how much that means to me. I đã đưa ý kiến crying.
Oh, Addi. Your welcome. Congradulation and I tình yêu you....

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Taylor's Story Chapter 17

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

TS17
Carsile's POV
I left the room and went to my office. Jacob was kind enough to let me go through Taylor's files. For some one so young, it sure was thick. This poor girl had been in the run for almost 8 years. I couldn't believe this girl was from Florida, I didn't know how she got here. This girl has been through a lot. She was put in juevy for running
away from the ophanage and running from the cops. Taylor, either didn't want to be adopted hoặc didn't want live in the ophanage. It đã đưa ý kiến that she wasn't allowed to live in the girls ophanage because she kept running away. Emmett came into the...

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Another Story Chapter 63

posted by surfergal

Nathen's POV

Once Carlisle called Alice and told us about Addi being in a wreck, were all getting in cars and heading to the hospital. I was so worried about her. Carlisle hadn't gave us any detail about how bad she was, but I figured sinse he called and told us I thought it was going to be bad. Once we got to the hospital and Carlisle got her stable he came out and spoke to us. He đã đưa ý kiến that she was in a coma and that he didn't know when she would wake up and she was doing good right now.
Once Addi finally woke up I went in to see her. I knew she was fine but seeing her all helpless just made...

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Mary Alice, Chapter 6

posted by teamalice_0

So FREAKING sorry I didn't write! I got caught up with high school, homework. Sorry! Please forgive me.
teamalice_0
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"See Mary Alice, that wasn't that hard." The teacher I guess was trying to..... calm me?

I din't care, I saw Alice's reaction, and she knew the name. I also knew my aunt was a vampire. Like me. I wanted to ask so many questions, but I came, and I saw. I never promised myself I'd talk to her let alone stay here.

She probably didn't know I exsited, hoặc even want to talk to me. I might be 'dangerous' because I'm a vampire, a monster....

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I'm Soooo Sorry!!!!!

posted by Bella_Cullen902

The reason why i haven't been able to write to much is because i have school, after school activites, projects, afternoon homework, and weekend work!! I know, it's crazy!!! but i have two major projecrts due, one in december, and one in January!!! So I know that bạn are thinking 'Well, other writers can write their stories and have thêm work than me' The problem is that i can't focus on thêm than one thing and i get weekly projects so that messes up everything!

As soon as i have time to write i will!! I penkey swear!!!! Thanks bạn for bearing with me!! bạn guys rock!!

Luv u,
Bella_Cullen902

I TOLD YOU THAT I PINKEY PROMISE!!!!

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Taylor's Story Chapter 8

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

It's nice to meet bạn too, Taylor. Jesse dad said. Nikki had already changed and was sitting on the đi văng with Jackson. JohnJohn was also sitting on the đi văng with a girl. Can I go change back into my short and shirt? I ased Jesse quietly. Yeah, I'll be in the kitchen. Jesse said. I changed into my clothes and went the back way to the kitchen. I heard Jesse talking to his parents about me. Jesse your dating a umm a outlaw. Mom, don't call her that! Look, just because the cops her hcasing her desn't mean she's an outlaw. Jesse said. Than if she isn't an outlaw than how come the cops are chasing...

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Creset till Dawn Chapter 5

posted by RATHBONE07

“You know that wont help, Vic.” Thomas đã đưa ý kiến as he put both hands over my mouth. It muffled my screams. I struggled under his arms, scratching, kicking, punching, trying everything to get away from his hard grip. He shushed me, hiển thị me his red eyes, I shut up.
“Theres nothing to be afraid of. Im here now.” He pushed a cloth under my nose, it was soaked with a strong liquid. He hushed me again, and I went under….

“is she really alive?”
“Yes. She’s breathing, I can hear it.”
“Ahw. She smells so good, can I just have a taste?”
“No!”
I was awaken bởi Thomas and Mary arguing....

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Twilight Romances and Why Me

posted by edward-lover456

Twilight Romances
Alice and Jasper they fit together like pices of a puzzle
Emmett and Rosealie the perfect couple
Carlisle and Esme the lifelong dream
Edward and Bella the Romeo and Juliet of life
Renessme and Jacob The match as it came to be
Twilight romances oh my oh me.
__________________________________________________
Why me
I ask myself all the time why me
why did he pick me
he is an Angel
and i'm so averge
why me
how did I become this lucky
I can tell he loves me
and i don't know why
I wish he would tell me
hoặc else I may cry
I'm so happy he can't die
My Edward My Edward
Why me why am I so lucky

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just another tình yêu story chapter 5

posted by anna0789

hope bạn like it

while we where walking another câu hỏi pop in my mind
"noah why are bạn name noah johnson if well..." when the câu hỏi was out i realize that it maybe was too personal but noah didnt seem to mind
"well when i was born my mom đã đưa ý kiến noah little noah well that was before the screams"he đã đưa ý kiến flatly and squeeze my hand lightly before i apologize he continue and i realize that i had really grab his hand...a voice in my voice said
have bạn forgoten about jacob YOUR jacob he would never do nothing like this to you
but i didnt find the strengh to pull my hand away from the warm of his........

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Taylor's Story Chapter 3

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

Taylor POV
I had to leave Mulletfingers and all of his friends. I felt really bad but I hated to take thực phẩm and clothing from him. I could tell a sort of a big storm was blowing in from the southwest. I went to the bờ biển, bãi biển to see if I could see if there was anything I could use for a shelter tonight. There was a lifeguard hut thingy, I could stay in there but there was a big window and a big door. Both without coverings which for me didn't make a good selter. I couldn't get that good of look there was acually lifeguards in there. I guess I stared in there for a little to long cause one of the came...

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Zoey Cullen Chapter 19

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

Sawyer, yes, yes, yes I will marry you! I was jumping up and down. He slid the ring on my left hand, it fit perfectly. I was speach less, so I kissed him. Everyone came into the room. Alice was bởi my side begging me to allow her to do our wedding. I was holding his hand so I looked at him. Yes Alice bạn may plan our wedding. It was so strange to say our wedding. Everyone hugged us and told us congratulation. Alice took Sawyer and I up stairs. Lets start with something simple, what is the ngày for the wedding? Alice asked excitedingly. I looked at Sawyer, hoping he would know. What about August...

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Another story chapter 41

posted by surfergal

When I got to the hospital Carlisle met the xe cứu thương people people and me at the entrance andax went a different way than me. . Carlisle e-rayed my my shoulder. He ended up telling me that I had torn a ligament ing shoulder. Carlisle told me that he could call someone at trang chủ to come and pick me up but I told him no thanks that I was going to stick around and see if Max was okay. I ended up finding Max in his own room with an I.V hooked into him and oxygen mask on him. His shoulder was all wrapped up in a ace bandage and had an ice pack on it.
Oh Max, I'm so sorry. I said.
For what? He ask....