part 1 the immortls.it was a stormy night in joes bar. methos and and dunkin were drinking like always. xin chào boy scout đã đưa ý kiến methos with a smerk. yes old man? đã đưa ý kiến dunkin.do bạn remember when we drove throw forks? asked methos.yes i do đã đưa ý kiến dunkin.well i want to go back i loved the bia they had in forks đã đưa ý kiến methos as he smiled.flash back to last year.dunkin were are we? wined methos. a small town named forks đã đưa ý kiến dunkin.well can we get a bia and some m"n"ms? asked methos.fine if it will shut bạn up old man đã đưa ý kiến dunkin.ok old man were here đã đưa ý kiến dunkin.beer here i come đã đưa ý kiến methos. but what they find is bella thiên nga and she is with edward cullen. methos looked at dunkin sensing another immortl but they don't know who it is.
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9: Tell her Aro is coming back for Bella. When she asks bạn why she didn’t see this coming, laugh at her. Run away before she can react.
8: Lock Jasper in a closet for two months. Throw mutt boy in with him so Alice can’t figure out what happened to him. When she asks bạn where he is tell her he is on his honeymoon with Jane. Refuse to tell her where they went.
7: Give all her clothes to charity.
6: Encourage Jacob Black to follow her around. Constantly.
5: Ask her to go shopping with you. Don’t buy anything.
4: Ask her “what’s Jacob doing right now?”.
3: Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming
2: Ask her what bạn will be doing in five phút every ten minutes.
1: Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.