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When I arrived they were both standing face to face arguing.
“You blonde slag”
“Brown bitch”
“Piss off and get a life”
“Why don’t you”
“No I have a life unlike somebody”
“Umm no bạn don’t, you’ve been in a coffin for the last few decades”
“You’re arms disappearing, maybe its old age”
“Hahaha very funny, I’m not old!”
“Yes bạn are”
“Well my little friend I suggest bạn piss off now”
“Since when am I your friend”
“STOP NOW BOTH OF YOU”
“Sorry Bella”
“That’s ok Rosalie”
“Oh so Rosalie’s perfect now”
“No”
“Blonde”
“Alice stop!”
“Sorry”
“I will never wake bạn two at the same time again, so this is the last time you’ll see each other”
“Thank god”
“Alice!”
“Sorry”
“Now both of bạn go back to your graves” They both wondered off. I couldn’t go trang chủ yet though, I had to go see the Volturi. I bet Alice would see me and they’d all be down here in a flash, so I ran as fast as I could to Volterra.
When I arrived they were both standing face to face arguing.
“You blonde slag”
“Brown bitch”
“Piss off and get a life”
“Why don’t you”
“No I have a life unlike somebody”
“Umm no bạn don’t, you’ve been in a coffin for the last few decades”
“You’re arms disappearing, maybe its old age”
“Hahaha very funny, I’m not old!”
“Yes bạn are”
“Well my little friend I suggest bạn piss off now”
“Since when am I your friend”
“STOP NOW BOTH OF YOU”
“Sorry Bella”
“That’s ok Rosalie”
“Oh so Rosalie’s perfect now”
“No”
“Blonde”
“Alice stop!”
“Sorry”
“I will never wake bạn two at the same time again, so this is the last time you’ll see each other”
“Thank god”
“Alice!”
“Sorry”
“Now both of bạn go back to your graves” They both wondered off. I couldn’t go trang chủ yet though, I had to go see the Volturi. I bet Alice would see me and they’d all be down here in a flash, so I ran as fast as I could to Volterra.
9: Send him tình yêu letters and sign them “You dearest Victoria”.
8: Constantly think about kissing Bella. Run!
7: Lock him in a room with Mike, Tyler, Eric, and Jacob. Give everyone except him a picture of Bella.
6: Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
5: Whenever he leaves a room hoặc says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
4: Make him go out with bạn to a fancy restrant for his Birthday when it isn’t his Birthday. Get all offended when he won’t eat anything. Start crying.
3: Whenever he complains hoặc argues, reply with “What are bạn gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
2: Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.
1: Don’t think.
Oh... one thêm thing.... RUN!!!