Ok first of all this is not a twilight hate article. This is in response to one.Trust me I am a twilight addict.So if bạn are đọc this and bạn have not read the link titled "Twilight sucks . . . and not in a good way" then bạn should go and read it.This will not make sense if bạn have not read that article(Which in itself does not make much sense).
Ok so , first of all this bài viết made me laugh , it is not because it was funny but because whoever wrote it is probable being beaten to death bởi twilighters everywhere.So let me say this: "twilight sucks...and not in a good way"Sucks...and not in a good way!
First off , I would just like to tell , whoever bạn are, while your busying yourself with lying on your 75 năm old parents sofa watching spongebob that bạn should really get a life.
If all that bạn can do is hate on people that bạn are jealous of than bạn should really find somone thêm worthy of your critisism, to put it lightly.
I think that your parents would be a perfect example of somone like that , I mean , look what they created!
So now to the actual bài viết itself , Bella is clumsy . So what ,it is what makes her Bella.And when bạn say that stephanie writes in a sexist way because Edward helps Bella when she stumbles, So bạn are saying that it would be better for Edward to leave bella on the ground and walk away?Have edward be a jerk instead of a gentleman?Oh yes I'm sure the story would be so much better that way:(
And also about the sex , twilight những người hâm mộ have been waiting for that for YEARS and SM did it the best she could.I mean What would bạn expect? Bella and Edward live happily ever after in their virgin vampire bodies ? what about jacob?without Renesmee their would be no happy ending for him.
And bạn say that edward should not be a ble to conceve children because all fluids in his body are venom?Two words:FICTIONAL NOVEL.The book is not real!So what ever bạn learned in school doesn't really matter!Since bạn are a Harry potter fan, do bạn care that there is no magical island with a wizard school in your geography corriculum?I don't think so!
So if bạn think that the twilight saga is so bad , why do bạn have to drag everyone else into your personal hate hole?People like twilight and if bạn don't than bạn are at a loss because only your fellow lesbian feminists may agree with you!
SO in conclusion to my bài viết I just want to say that if anyone else decides that they want to vượt qua, cross over to the dark side of twilight reviews , I will be there to spoil their fun!
Ok so , first of all this bài viết made me laugh , it is not because it was funny but because whoever wrote it is probable being beaten to death bởi twilighters everywhere.So let me say this: "twilight sucks...and not in a good way"Sucks...and not in a good way!
First off , I would just like to tell , whoever bạn are, while your busying yourself with lying on your 75 năm old parents sofa watching spongebob that bạn should really get a life.
If all that bạn can do is hate on people that bạn are jealous of than bạn should really find somone thêm worthy of your critisism, to put it lightly.
I think that your parents would be a perfect example of somone like that , I mean , look what they created!
So now to the actual bài viết itself , Bella is clumsy . So what ,it is what makes her Bella.And when bạn say that stephanie writes in a sexist way because Edward helps Bella when she stumbles, So bạn are saying that it would be better for Edward to leave bella on the ground and walk away?Have edward be a jerk instead of a gentleman?Oh yes I'm sure the story would be so much better that way:(
And also about the sex , twilight những người hâm mộ have been waiting for that for YEARS and SM did it the best she could.I mean What would bạn expect? Bella and Edward live happily ever after in their virgin vampire bodies ? what about jacob?without Renesmee their would be no happy ending for him.
And bạn say that edward should not be a ble to conceve children because all fluids in his body are venom?Two words:FICTIONAL NOVEL.The book is not real!So what ever bạn learned in school doesn't really matter!Since bạn are a Harry potter fan, do bạn care that there is no magical island with a wizard school in your geography corriculum?I don't think so!
So if bạn think that the twilight saga is so bad , why do bạn have to drag everyone else into your personal hate hole?People like twilight and if bạn don't than bạn are at a loss because only your fellow lesbian feminists may agree with you!
SO in conclusion to my bài viết I just want to say that if anyone else decides that they want to vượt qua, cross over to the dark side of twilight reviews , I will be there to spoil their fun!
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 will be released into theaters on November 16, 2012, a full năm after Part 1, according to Variety!
It was announced back in June that the film will be chẻ, phân chia, split into two parts, which will be shot simultaneously starting this fall in Vancouver, Canada and Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
Bill Condon (Dreamgirls) will direct both films with Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner reprising their roles in the hit series
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It was announced back in June that the film will be chẻ, phân chia, split into two parts, which will be shot simultaneously starting this fall in Vancouver, Canada and Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
Bill Condon (Dreamgirls) will direct both films with Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner reprising their roles in the hit series
link
Okay, no hate comments. I made it in an answer on the ngẫu nhiên spot, and I thought it'd be fun to share!
Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The tiếp theo day.
Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The ngày after that:
Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen hoặc my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!
Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The tiếp theo day.
Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The ngày after that:
Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen hoặc my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!