No copyright intended. These aren't mine but they apply to me, and admit it, probably bạn to!!
1. I jumped off a cliff to hear Edward's voice
2. I taught Alice how to steal a yellow Porche 911 Turbo
3. I tried imprinting on someone, but he thought I was psychotic
4. Edward tried to kidnap me but I was already in his room tying myself to the bed
5. I was blonde until Edward đã đưa ý kiến he prefered Brunettes
6. I jumped infront of a moving van so Edward would come save me
7. When I see a silver Volvo I squeel and point
8.Halfway through New Moon I started screaming "Where's Edward?!?"
9. I'd become a newborn so I could cú đấm jacob in the face
10. Save the penguins. Hunt eskimos instead
11. I watched Zathura and got bored when Edward didn't hiển thị up
12. Jacob growls, Bella whines, EDWARD DAZZLES!!!
13. Jacob's not missing...I keep him locked in my basement
14. I'm buying a Cullen car just to see if a vampire comes with it.
15. I threw New Moon across the room when Edward left Bella
16. I am a MAJOR fanpire
I hope bạn had a few laughs and enjoyed these. Do any of them apply to you? Say in your comments.
1. I jumped off a cliff to hear Edward's voice
2. I taught Alice how to steal a yellow Porche 911 Turbo
3. I tried imprinting on someone, but he thought I was psychotic
4. Edward tried to kidnap me but I was already in his room tying myself to the bed
5. I was blonde until Edward đã đưa ý kiến he prefered Brunettes
6. I jumped infront of a moving van so Edward would come save me
7. When I see a silver Volvo I squeel and point
8.Halfway through New Moon I started screaming "Where's Edward?!?"
9. I'd become a newborn so I could cú đấm jacob in the face
10. Save the penguins. Hunt eskimos instead
11. I watched Zathura and got bored when Edward didn't hiển thị up
12. Jacob growls, Bella whines, EDWARD DAZZLES!!!
13. Jacob's not missing...I keep him locked in my basement
14. I'm buying a Cullen car just to see if a vampire comes with it.
15. I threw New Moon across the room when Edward left Bella
16. I am a MAJOR fanpire
I hope bạn had a few laughs and enjoyed these. Do any of them apply to you? Say in your comments.
