Lemons ... get it?
This is a little graphic for those of bạn who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)
1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous
2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy
3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling
4. Edward has a temper
5. Though there are no ma cà rồng and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL
6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile
7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella
8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them
9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)
10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 giây after seeing Bella only bite her lip
11. Tanya is a bitch
12. Rose is the coolest badass ever
13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere
14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re đọc a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: hoặc Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]
15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story hoặc a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I tình yêu you” before sex
16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 giây before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids
17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella búp bê barbie and always takes her shopping against her will
18. No matter how long the story is hoặc what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips
19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her bởi Alice hoặc Rose
20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with âm nhạc and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits
21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon
22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.
23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick
24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.
25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah
26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme
27. They always rip condoms with their teeth
28. At one time hoặc another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”
29. The tác giả will almost always sneak in at least one book hoặc movie quote
30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out bởi Edward watching her sleep
Kristen Stewart is set to get pregnant. Kind of. Sort of. On screen, at least.
In Breaking Dawn, the actress will don a prosthetic belly and be involved in an intense birth scene, as she welcomes daughter Renesmee into the world.
“I’m incredibly pregnant in the first movie,” Stewart told The Los Angeles Times, adding of the prosthetic: “I’ve worn it.. It gets immense. It gets so massive at some point that it actually looks inhuman. Like it’s hurting her. There are striations of bruises.”
Last year, a ridiculous rumor đã đưa ý kiến that Stewart herself was with child. Might this soon be the case? It doesn't sound that way.
"My best friend just had a baby. She's my age," đã đưa ý kiến the 20-year old. "So I'm a godmom now, which is.... crazy... It's actually making me realize thêm that I have absolutely no idea. Like, I see that going on, and I'm like, 'Oh, my God.'"
That's the same reaction many girls have when they look at Kristen's boyfriend.
In Breaking Dawn, the actress will don a prosthetic belly and be involved in an intense birth scene, as she welcomes daughter Renesmee into the world.
“I’m incredibly pregnant in the first movie,” Stewart told The Los Angeles Times, adding of the prosthetic: “I’ve worn it.. It gets immense. It gets so massive at some point that it actually looks inhuman. Like it’s hurting her. There are striations of bruises.”
Last year, a ridiculous rumor đã đưa ý kiến that Stewart herself was with child. Might this soon be the case? It doesn't sound that way.
"My best friend just had a baby. She's my age," đã đưa ý kiến the 20-year old. "So I'm a godmom now, which is.... crazy... It's actually making me realize thêm that I have absolutely no idea. Like, I see that going on, and I'm like, 'Oh, my God.'"
That's the same reaction many girls have when they look at Kristen's boyfriend.
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