I found these on Tumblr ... thought they were funny (and pretty damn accurate).
This is a little graphic for those of bạn who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)
1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous
2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy
3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling
4. Edward has a temper
5. Though there are no ma cà rồng and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL
6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile
7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella
8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them
9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)
10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 giây after seeing Bella only bite her lip
11. Tanya is a bitch
12. Rose is the coolest badass ever
13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere
14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re đọc a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: hoặc Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]
15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story hoặc a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I tình yêu you” before sex
16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 giây before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids
17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella búp bê barbie and always takes her shopping against her will
18. No matter how long the story is hoặc what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips
19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her bởi Alice hoặc Rose
20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with âm nhạc and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits
21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon
22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.
23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick
24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.
25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah
26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme
27. They always rip condoms with their teeth
28. At one time hoặc another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”
29. The tác giả will almost always sneak in at least one book hoặc movie quote
30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out bởi Edward watching her sleep
This is a little graphic for those of bạn who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)
1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous
2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy
3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling
4. Edward has a temper
5. Though there are no ma cà rồng and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL
6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile
7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella
8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them
9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)
10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 giây after seeing Bella only bite her lip
11. Tanya is a bitch
12. Rose is the coolest badass ever
13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere
14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re đọc a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: hoặc Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]
15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story hoặc a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I tình yêu you” before sex
16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 giây before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids
17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella búp bê barbie and always takes her shopping against her will
18. No matter how long the story is hoặc what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips
19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her bởi Alice hoặc Rose
20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with âm nhạc and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits
21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon
22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.
23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick
24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.
25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah
26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme
27. They always rip condoms with their teeth
28. At one time hoặc another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”
29. The tác giả will almost always sneak in at least one book hoặc movie quote
30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out bởi Edward watching her sleep
Dreamed last night about a time and place
Where from our troubles we had escaped
I held your hand and I felt complete
As bạn turned and đã đưa ý kiến to me
From now on
From now on we'll be
bạn and me
We will be
From now on
From now on we'll be
bạn and me
bạn and me, we will be
Years went bởi and nothing changed
The tình yêu we shared just stayed the same
As hair grew grey on hàng đầu, đầu trang of our heads
Every night I quietly said
From now on
From now on we'll be
bạn and me
We will be
From now on
From now on we'll be
bạn and me
bạn and me, we will be
Only a dream
Only a dream
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
bạn and me, we will be
Where from our troubles we had escaped
I held your hand and I felt complete
As bạn turned and đã đưa ý kiến to me
From now on
From now on we'll be
bạn and me
We will be
From now on
From now on we'll be
bạn and me
bạn and me, we will be
Years went bởi and nothing changed
The tình yêu we shared just stayed the same
As hair grew grey on hàng đầu, đầu trang of our heads
Every night I quietly said
From now on
From now on we'll be
bạn and me
We will be
From now on
From now on we'll be
bạn and me
bạn and me, we will be
Only a dream
Only a dream
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
bạn and me, we will be
Your lips are nettles
Your tongue is wine
Your laughter’s liquid
But your body’s pine
bạn tình yêu all sailors
But hate the beach
bạn say come touch me
But you’re always out of reach
In the dark bạn tell me of a flower
That only blooms in the màu tím hour
Your arms are lovely
Yellow and rose
Your back’s a meadow
Covered in snow
Your thighs are thistles
And hot-house grapes
bạn breathe your sweet breath
And have me wait
In the dark bạn tell me of a flower
That only blooms in the màu tím hour
I turn the lights out
I clean the sheets
bạn change the station
Turned up the heat
And now you’re sitting
Upon your chair
You’ve got me Công chúa tóc mây up
Inside your beautiful black hair
In the dark bạn tell me of a flower
That only blooms in the màu tím hour
In the dark bạn tell me of a flower
That only blooms in the màu tím hour
Your tongue is wine
Your laughter’s liquid
But your body’s pine
bạn tình yêu all sailors
But hate the beach
bạn say come touch me
But you’re always out of reach
In the dark bạn tell me of a flower
That only blooms in the màu tím hour
Your arms are lovely
Yellow and rose
Your back’s a meadow
Covered in snow
Your thighs are thistles
And hot-house grapes
bạn breathe your sweet breath
And have me wait
In the dark bạn tell me of a flower
That only blooms in the màu tím hour
I turn the lights out
I clean the sheets
bạn change the station
Turned up the heat
And now you’re sitting
Upon your chair
You’ve got me Công chúa tóc mây up
Inside your beautiful black hair
In the dark bạn tell me of a flower
That only blooms in the màu tím hour
In the dark bạn tell me of a flower
That only blooms in the màu tím hour
Should never think
What’s in your heart
What’s in our home
And so I won’t
And you’ll learn to hate me
Still call me baby
Oh, love
So call me bởi my name
And save your soul
Save your soul
Before you’re too far gone
Before nothing can be done
Try to decide when
She’ll lie in the end
Ain’t got no fight in me
In this whole damn world
Tell bạn to hold off
Choose to hold on
It’s one thing that I’ve known
Once I put my áo, áo khoác on
Coming out in this all wrong, ooh
She’s standing outside holding me
Saying oh please
I’m in love
I’m in love
Girl save your soul, ooh
Save your soul
Before you’re too far gone
And before nothing can be done
‘Cause without me
bạn got it all
So hold on
Without me bạn got it all
Hold on
Without me bạn got it all
Without me bạn got it all
So hold on
Without me bạn got it all
So hold on
Without me bạn got it all
So hold on
What’s in your heart
What’s in our home
And so I won’t
And you’ll learn to hate me
Still call me baby
Oh, love
So call me bởi my name
And save your soul
Save your soul
Before you’re too far gone
Before nothing can be done
Try to decide when
She’ll lie in the end
Ain’t got no fight in me
In this whole damn world
Tell bạn to hold off
Choose to hold on
It’s one thing that I’ve known
Once I put my áo, áo khoác on
Coming out in this all wrong, ooh
She’s standing outside holding me
Saying oh please
I’m in love
I’m in love
Girl save your soul, ooh
Save your soul
Before you’re too far gone
And before nothing can be done
‘Cause without me
bạn got it all
So hold on
Without me bạn got it all
Hold on
Without me bạn got it all
Without me bạn got it all
So hold on
Without me bạn got it all
So hold on
Without me bạn got it all
So hold on
He stated, “Has it really been five months and a ngày since my last dispatch? In my defense, they’ve been five months spent immersed in the world of TWILIGHT,something I’m sure bạn can all appreciate. We’re in the thick of pre-production now, juggling everything from casting to storyboarding to location scouting, getting it all ready to go, but I do want to take a moment to announce to bạn exclusively a few of the amazing production team members who are hard at work alongside me, bringing these phim chiếu rạp to life. I hope you’ll be as excited about them as I am: