Sonic: Ha ha! Tomorrow’s gonna be a whole new year… 2011! Woo! I’d better throw a party!
Shadow: Don’t even think about it.. I want to spend my New Years Eve alone. (crosses arms)
Sonic: Jeez buddy… put on a smile for once will you? You’re still not spending New Year’s eve alone cuz I’m here.
Shadow: I’m planning on throwing bạn out into the snow and locking bạn out of the house.
Sonic: (no comment)
Shadow: Thought so. (lays down on the đi văng with an AK47)
Sonic: Where do bạn keep getting all these guns?
Shadow: *sarcastically* I pull them out of my ass.
Sonic: Oh.
Shadow: (hugs his gun)
Sonic: (face palms) Im gonna call everyone… I don’t care what bạn say.
Shadow: No!
Sonic: Yes! Dude… there’s gonna be booze.
Shadow: (silent smile) alright faker.
Sonic: YEA! (phones everyone up and invites them all then gets off the phone) Woohoo! This is gonna be one awesome Sega New year!
Shadow: Right…
(finally it’s 9:00pm time for he party to start. Silver, Blaze, Rouge, Omega, Knuckles, Tikal, Shade, Mephiles, Espio, Vector, Amy, Charmy, Cream and Tails walk in and Shadow opens the door but stops Amy, Tails, Charmy and Cream)
Shadow: Sonic! bạn invited a twelve, six, eight and four-year old to a party with alcohol? Are bạn nuts?
Amy: Shadow… I tried to tell Cream not to come… but she insisted…
Cream: Mr. Shadow sir…
Shadow: No! Amy can stay… but the rest of you…Out! (kicks Cream, Tails and Charmy out)
Amy: Jeez Shadow…
Shadow: I’m not in a good mood tonight!
Mephiles: It’s not good to be in a bad mood on New Years Eve…
Shadow: Who invited bạn here?!?!?!?
Mephiles: (ignores him and hands him a full shot glass) Here have some spirits.
Shadow: So we’re all getting into the booze early now are we?
Mephiles: (shrugs) They were on the counter.
Shadow: (face palms) Looks like Sonic couldn’t hold back… (takes a sip) and I’m glad he didn’t!
Silver: xin chào everyone! Since it’s only early in the evening.. Lets all talk about plans for the new year!
Shadow: What kind of plans?
Silver: Just plans… news from Sega… bạn know… and we can all talk about this past năm and stuff.
Blaze: Good idea.
(everyone goes to sit around in the living room)
Sonic: Well since I’m Sega’s mascot… I guess I’ll start.
Shadow: Whoa! Well I’m the thêm preferred character!
Silver: I’m the newest!
Mephiles: No I am!
(Shadow, Silver, Sonic and Mephiles all jump on each other and lông, lông thú starts flying)
Rouge: Hey! Break it up!
Blaze: Hmph! Remind me not to come to a party with four male hedgehogs in the same room.
Amy: GUYS!
Espio: This is disgusting.
Shadow: I đã đưa ý kiến I’m the coolest!
Silver: (pulls some lông, lông thú out of Shadow’s back) I’m the newest!
Shadow: (bites Silver’s arm) bạn little brat! I have guns!
Sonic: (kicks Shadow in the nuts) súng are for weaklings who can’t fight with their own two hands!
Mephiles: (pulls away and crystallizes) OKAY! ENOUGH!!! THIS IS NEW YEARS EVE!!! WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING FUN… NOT KILLING EACH OTHER!!!
(Shadow, Sonic and Silver stop fighting and look at Mephiles)
Mephiles: (turns back to normal) There. Now isn’t that better?
Shadow: (growls and sits down)
Sonic: (glares and crosses his arms)
Silver: (no comment…)
Rouge: So, now that that’s over… I think I’ll start. (clasps her hands over her lap and everyone turns attention to her) Okay… so what I was thinking was… I’m going to go to Sega and demand that they make a game where Knuckles and I are caught making out… it should be called… Rouge and Knuckles; Treasure hunters of the Century!
Knuckles: Fat chance.
Rouge: bạn blushed!
Knuckles: Did not!
Shade: Moving on.
Amy: I’m going to go to go to Sega and demand for larger boobs to impress Sonic with.
(everyone looks at Amy with wide eyes)
Amy: What?
Sonic: (freaked out) Moving on!
Shade: Well, I think I’ll ask to be put in another game… who here would like that?
(no one moves a muscle)
Sonic: Sorry Shade… but everyone already thinks that a fifty-year- old hedgehog is worth shit… what will they think of a four-thousand năm old echidna?
Shadow: Everyone loves me! You’re just jealous!
Shade: I am hot… and my boobs are bigger than Amy’s…
Amy: Are we still on that?
Sonic: Hey… Come to think about it… Shade and Shadow… both Sega’s shady characters are old hags.
Shadow: bạn little!
(Shadow and Shade jump on Sonic and start clawing at him)
Sonic: Owie!!!
Shadow: Wanna call me old again bitch?
Shade: Wanna call me a hag again?
Sonic: Okay! Okay! I’m sorry!
Mephiles: (groans) I can see what kind of evening this is going to be…
Blaze: I agree…
Sonic: (shakes Shadow and Shade off)
Knuckles: I had fun guarding the Master ngọc lục bảo all of 2010...
Tikal: I had fun being trapped inside of the Master ngọc lục bảo all of 2010...
Sonic: Typical echidna’s…
Shade: (growls) Don’t get on my bad side again blue boy.
Shadow: I’m with her now!
Sonic: Well then, what’s your thoughts Shadow?
Shadow: Sega should bring Maria back. Make Shadow the Hedgehog 2. Give me thêm súng and stop people from calling me emo.
(everyone rolls their eyes)
Silver: I think Sega should give me a gun…
Blaze: That’d be cool! I want one too!
Sonic: bạn know what… I wouldn’t mind a gun either.
Rouge: Me with a gun… hmm…
Amy: I’d like a gun. (adds to herself) So that I can threaten Sonic with it when he runs away from me.
Espio: A gun would be nice…
Vector: It would make us better detectives.
Knuckles: I could use a gun to shoot anyone who gets within fifty metres from the Master Emerald.
Tikal: I could use a gun to shoot Chaos…
Mephiles: Well I could use a gun to shoot Shadow…
Shade: I’d use a gun to shoot Sonic…
Omega: I-ALREADY-HAVE-A-GUN.
Shadow: Hey! Life sucks… Sega’s never gonna give bạn guys guns. Like bạn đã đưa ý kiến Sonic… it’s better to use your bare hands.
Sonic: Whatever…
Knuckles: Maybe Sega will give us bombs!
Eggman: (enters the room and everyone stares) Okay. I’m here!
Shadow: Doctor?
Eggman: bạn hired a male stripper right?
Sonic: (runs to the phòng giặt đồ, nhà vệ sinh and pukes)
Eggman: Well I’m here!
Shadow: You’re a- STRIPPER???
Eggman: Could bạn think of anyone sexier?
Shadow: (faints)
Eggman: (starts to strip)
Rouge: (joins Sonic)
Amy: Well… maybe if I cant have Sonic…
Espio: (joins Sonic and Rouge)
Mephiles: What the hell is this!?!?!?!?
Vector: This’ll go great on facebook! (pulls out a camera)
Shade: (joins Sonic, Rouge and Espio)
Knuckles: GET OUT!!!
Tikal: I’m scarred… (faints)
Silver: Blaze… help me. (faints)
Blaze: (looks at her hands) hurry up flames!
Omega: DISGUSTING-IMAGE-BEING-ERASED-FROM-MEMORY-DOES…NOT…COMPUTE…MUST-COMMENCE-PLAN-B- (holds out gun to Eggman) EGGMAN-GET-OUT!
Eggman: Oh nooo!!! (runs away)
Shadow: (wakes up) Is it over?
Omega: YES.
Shadow: Was this a trick… SONIC! GET YOUR FURRY BLUE đít, mông, ass OVER HERE NOW!!!!!!!
Sonic: It wasn’t me! I swear! (gets the crap beaten out of him bởi Shadow)
Amy: Sonikuu (thinks: this ought to make him jealous) I think I have interests elsewhere now…
Sonic: Good.
Amy: (leaves after Eggman)
Shadow: (pukes on the carpet)
Sonic: Clean that up now!
(soon it is 11:00pm and the party is getting wild. Omega leaves)
Sonic: Okay… who brought the bia bong?
(everyone goes silent)
Sonic: (face palms) Are bạn kidding me?
Vector: I brought some weed… (holds up a Marijuana leaf) xin chào Silver… it looks like your head!
Silver: SHUT UP! (chases Vector out of the house)
Shadow: Let me get one thing straight to all of you. Alcohol… okay. Drugs… BAD!!! BAD! BAD! BAAAAAAD!!!
(everyone eyes Shadow)
Espio: Well that’s settled.
Sonic: Okay… I miss the bia bong.
Rouge: How would bạn miss it? We didn’t even have it last year.
Shadow: How would bạn know? bạn weren’t even invited last year.
Rouge: (blushes)
Knuckles: Ha ha!
Rouge: Not funny!
Shadow: Hmm… Let’s all lock Silver out.
Blaze: Why?
Shadow: I don’t know! Let’s just have some fun! (locks door and twenty phút later there is a knock)
Silver: Guys?
Shadow: Yea?
Silver: lemme in!
Shadow: only if bạn run to the store and buy us some thêm booze, bring me a pizza, bánh pizza and go to our front window and dance like a drunk for us.
Silver: (growls) NO! Dude! Let me in!
Shadow: DO IT!
Silver: (whimpers) Okay! (runs out to get the things)
Blaze: Where’s Silver?
Shadow: Running some errands… (looks out the front window where Silver is doing the funky chicken)
Everyone: (rofl-ing)
Shadow: (unlocks the door) Woo… it’s cold! bạn can come in now Silver!
Silver: (glares)
Blaze: SILVY!
Silver: Monster…
(it’s around 11:50)
Tikal: (looks at the clock) Ooh! Ten thêm phút and it’s 2011!
Shade: Yay! A new year! And I’m not on Nocturne!
Knuckles: ?
Shadow: I call counting down!
Sonic: Don’t we all count down?
Shadow: Yea. Okay. I’ll be nice… that’s my new year’s resolution.
Silver: Wasn’t that your new year’s resolution last năm too?
Rouge: And it only lasted five phút into the new year.
Shadow: Um… (blushes)
Tikal: It’s time!
Everyone: TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Shadow: Now let’s go get drunk! Oka… whoever can take the most booze wins!
Sonic: (chugs seven beers straight and passes out)
Silver: (finishes a wine and five beers then passes out)
Rouge: (downs two beers and a glass of rum then passes out)
Knuckles: (finishes five Bacardis and passes out)
Mephiles: Hmph, I’m gonna win. (chugs six Bacardis and a bia then passes out)
Espio: Not a chance: (chugs eight Bacardis and passes out)
Blaze: Oh well… (chugs six Bacardis and a glass of rum then passes out)
Shadow: (looks at Tikal) well, new years wont all be wasted… so before bạn and I get wasted…
Tikal: Um… I’m good! (chugs a glass of rượu tequila, tequila and passes out)
Shadow: I am the ULTIMATE LIFE-FORM! (Chugs ten Bacardis, three beers and a bottle of rum then passes out)
What will happen on New Years Day? Find out in part two! Yay!
Happy New Years Sonic fans!!!
All names of characters are Segas
Shadow: Don’t even think about it.. I want to spend my New Years Eve alone. (crosses arms)
Sonic: Jeez buddy… put on a smile for once will you? You’re still not spending New Year’s eve alone cuz I’m here.
Shadow: I’m planning on throwing bạn out into the snow and locking bạn out of the house.
Sonic: (no comment)
Shadow: Thought so. (lays down on the đi văng with an AK47)
Sonic: Where do bạn keep getting all these guns?
Shadow: *sarcastically* I pull them out of my ass.
Sonic: Oh.
Shadow: (hugs his gun)
Sonic: (face palms) Im gonna call everyone… I don’t care what bạn say.
Shadow: No!
Sonic: Yes! Dude… there’s gonna be booze.
Shadow: (silent smile) alright faker.
Sonic: YEA! (phones everyone up and invites them all then gets off the phone) Woohoo! This is gonna be one awesome Sega New year!
Shadow: Right…
(finally it’s 9:00pm time for he party to start. Silver, Blaze, Rouge, Omega, Knuckles, Tikal, Shade, Mephiles, Espio, Vector, Amy, Charmy, Cream and Tails walk in and Shadow opens the door but stops Amy, Tails, Charmy and Cream)
Shadow: Sonic! bạn invited a twelve, six, eight and four-year old to a party with alcohol? Are bạn nuts?
Amy: Shadow… I tried to tell Cream not to come… but she insisted…
Cream: Mr. Shadow sir…
Shadow: No! Amy can stay… but the rest of you…Out! (kicks Cream, Tails and Charmy out)
Amy: Jeez Shadow…
Shadow: I’m not in a good mood tonight!
Mephiles: It’s not good to be in a bad mood on New Years Eve…
Shadow: Who invited bạn here?!?!?!?
Mephiles: (ignores him and hands him a full shot glass) Here have some spirits.
Shadow: So we’re all getting into the booze early now are we?
Mephiles: (shrugs) They were on the counter.
Shadow: (face palms) Looks like Sonic couldn’t hold back… (takes a sip) and I’m glad he didn’t!
Silver: xin chào everyone! Since it’s only early in the evening.. Lets all talk about plans for the new year!
Shadow: What kind of plans?
Silver: Just plans… news from Sega… bạn know… and we can all talk about this past năm and stuff.
Blaze: Good idea.
(everyone goes to sit around in the living room)
Sonic: Well since I’m Sega’s mascot… I guess I’ll start.
Shadow: Whoa! Well I’m the thêm preferred character!
Silver: I’m the newest!
Mephiles: No I am!
(Shadow, Silver, Sonic and Mephiles all jump on each other and lông, lông thú starts flying)
Rouge: Hey! Break it up!
Blaze: Hmph! Remind me not to come to a party with four male hedgehogs in the same room.
Amy: GUYS!
Espio: This is disgusting.
Shadow: I đã đưa ý kiến I’m the coolest!
Silver: (pulls some lông, lông thú out of Shadow’s back) I’m the newest!
Shadow: (bites Silver’s arm) bạn little brat! I have guns!
Sonic: (kicks Shadow in the nuts) súng are for weaklings who can’t fight with their own two hands!
Mephiles: (pulls away and crystallizes) OKAY! ENOUGH!!! THIS IS NEW YEARS EVE!!! WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING FUN… NOT KILLING EACH OTHER!!!
(Shadow, Sonic and Silver stop fighting and look at Mephiles)
Mephiles: (turns back to normal) There. Now isn’t that better?
Shadow: (growls and sits down)
Sonic: (glares and crosses his arms)
Silver: (no comment…)
Rouge: So, now that that’s over… I think I’ll start. (clasps her hands over her lap and everyone turns attention to her) Okay… so what I was thinking was… I’m going to go to Sega and demand that they make a game where Knuckles and I are caught making out… it should be called… Rouge and Knuckles; Treasure hunters of the Century!
Knuckles: Fat chance.
Rouge: bạn blushed!
Knuckles: Did not!
Shade: Moving on.
Amy: I’m going to go to go to Sega and demand for larger boobs to impress Sonic with.
(everyone looks at Amy with wide eyes)
Amy: What?
Sonic: (freaked out) Moving on!
Shade: Well, I think I’ll ask to be put in another game… who here would like that?
(no one moves a muscle)
Sonic: Sorry Shade… but everyone already thinks that a fifty-year- old hedgehog is worth shit… what will they think of a four-thousand năm old echidna?
Shadow: Everyone loves me! You’re just jealous!
Shade: I am hot… and my boobs are bigger than Amy’s…
Amy: Are we still on that?
Sonic: Hey… Come to think about it… Shade and Shadow… both Sega’s shady characters are old hags.
Shadow: bạn little!
(Shadow and Shade jump on Sonic and start clawing at him)
Sonic: Owie!!!
Shadow: Wanna call me old again bitch?
Shade: Wanna call me a hag again?
Sonic: Okay! Okay! I’m sorry!
Mephiles: (groans) I can see what kind of evening this is going to be…
Blaze: I agree…
Sonic: (shakes Shadow and Shade off)
Knuckles: I had fun guarding the Master ngọc lục bảo all of 2010...
Tikal: I had fun being trapped inside of the Master ngọc lục bảo all of 2010...
Sonic: Typical echidna’s…
Shade: (growls) Don’t get on my bad side again blue boy.
Shadow: I’m with her now!
Sonic: Well then, what’s your thoughts Shadow?
Shadow: Sega should bring Maria back. Make Shadow the Hedgehog 2. Give me thêm súng and stop people from calling me emo.
(everyone rolls their eyes)
Silver: I think Sega should give me a gun…
Blaze: That’d be cool! I want one too!
Sonic: bạn know what… I wouldn’t mind a gun either.
Rouge: Me with a gun… hmm…
Amy: I’d like a gun. (adds to herself) So that I can threaten Sonic with it when he runs away from me.
Espio: A gun would be nice…
Vector: It would make us better detectives.
Knuckles: I could use a gun to shoot anyone who gets within fifty metres from the Master Emerald.
Tikal: I could use a gun to shoot Chaos…
Mephiles: Well I could use a gun to shoot Shadow…
Shade: I’d use a gun to shoot Sonic…
Omega: I-ALREADY-HAVE-A-GUN.
Shadow: Hey! Life sucks… Sega’s never gonna give bạn guys guns. Like bạn đã đưa ý kiến Sonic… it’s better to use your bare hands.
Sonic: Whatever…
Knuckles: Maybe Sega will give us bombs!
Eggman: (enters the room and everyone stares) Okay. I’m here!
Shadow: Doctor?
Eggman: bạn hired a male stripper right?
Sonic: (runs to the phòng giặt đồ, nhà vệ sinh and pukes)
Eggman: Well I’m here!
Shadow: You’re a- STRIPPER???
Eggman: Could bạn think of anyone sexier?
Shadow: (faints)
Eggman: (starts to strip)
Rouge: (joins Sonic)
Amy: Well… maybe if I cant have Sonic…
Espio: (joins Sonic and Rouge)
Mephiles: What the hell is this!?!?!?!?
Vector: This’ll go great on facebook! (pulls out a camera)
Shade: (joins Sonic, Rouge and Espio)
Knuckles: GET OUT!!!
Tikal: I’m scarred… (faints)
Silver: Blaze… help me. (faints)
Blaze: (looks at her hands) hurry up flames!
Omega: DISGUSTING-IMAGE-BEING-ERASED-FROM-MEMORY-DOES…NOT…COMPUTE…MUST-COMMENCE-PLAN-B- (holds out gun to Eggman) EGGMAN-GET-OUT!
Eggman: Oh nooo!!! (runs away)
Shadow: (wakes up) Is it over?
Omega: YES.
Shadow: Was this a trick… SONIC! GET YOUR FURRY BLUE đít, mông, ass OVER HERE NOW!!!!!!!
Sonic: It wasn’t me! I swear! (gets the crap beaten out of him bởi Shadow)
Amy: Sonikuu (thinks: this ought to make him jealous) I think I have interests elsewhere now…
Sonic: Good.
Amy: (leaves after Eggman)
Shadow: (pukes on the carpet)
Sonic: Clean that up now!
(soon it is 11:00pm and the party is getting wild. Omega leaves)
Sonic: Okay… who brought the bia bong?
(everyone goes silent)
Sonic: (face palms) Are bạn kidding me?
Vector: I brought some weed… (holds up a Marijuana leaf) xin chào Silver… it looks like your head!
Silver: SHUT UP! (chases Vector out of the house)
Shadow: Let me get one thing straight to all of you. Alcohol… okay. Drugs… BAD!!! BAD! BAD! BAAAAAAD!!!
(everyone eyes Shadow)
Espio: Well that’s settled.
Sonic: Okay… I miss the bia bong.
Rouge: How would bạn miss it? We didn’t even have it last year.
Shadow: How would bạn know? bạn weren’t even invited last year.
Rouge: (blushes)
Knuckles: Ha ha!
Rouge: Not funny!
Shadow: Hmm… Let’s all lock Silver out.
Blaze: Why?
Shadow: I don’t know! Let’s just have some fun! (locks door and twenty phút later there is a knock)
Silver: Guys?
Shadow: Yea?
Silver: lemme in!
Shadow: only if bạn run to the store and buy us some thêm booze, bring me a pizza, bánh pizza and go to our front window and dance like a drunk for us.
Silver: (growls) NO! Dude! Let me in!
Shadow: DO IT!
Silver: (whimpers) Okay! (runs out to get the things)
Blaze: Where’s Silver?
Shadow: Running some errands… (looks out the front window where Silver is doing the funky chicken)
Everyone: (rofl-ing)
Shadow: (unlocks the door) Woo… it’s cold! bạn can come in now Silver!
Silver: (glares)
Blaze: SILVY!
Silver: Monster…
(it’s around 11:50)
Tikal: (looks at the clock) Ooh! Ten thêm phút and it’s 2011!
Shade: Yay! A new year! And I’m not on Nocturne!
Knuckles: ?
Shadow: I call counting down!
Sonic: Don’t we all count down?
Shadow: Yea. Okay. I’ll be nice… that’s my new year’s resolution.
Silver: Wasn’t that your new year’s resolution last năm too?
Rouge: And it only lasted five phút into the new year.
Shadow: Um… (blushes)
Tikal: It’s time!
Everyone: TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Shadow: Now let’s go get drunk! Oka… whoever can take the most booze wins!
Sonic: (chugs seven beers straight and passes out)
Silver: (finishes a wine and five beers then passes out)
Rouge: (downs two beers and a glass of rum then passes out)
Knuckles: (finishes five Bacardis and passes out)
Mephiles: Hmph, I’m gonna win. (chugs six Bacardis and a bia then passes out)
Espio: Not a chance: (chugs eight Bacardis and passes out)
Blaze: Oh well… (chugs six Bacardis and a glass of rum then passes out)
Shadow: (looks at Tikal) well, new years wont all be wasted… so before bạn and I get wasted…
Tikal: Um… I’m good! (chugs a glass of rượu tequila, tequila and passes out)
Shadow: I am the ULTIMATE LIFE-FORM! (Chugs ten Bacardis, three beers and a bottle of rum then passes out)
What will happen on New Years Day? Find out in part two! Yay!
Happy New Years Sonic fans!!!
All names of characters are Segas
