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100 ways to annoy a pizza, bánh pizza, bánh pizza man

posted by Thecharliejay

1. If using a touch-tone, press ngẫu nhiên numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza, bánh pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their các câu hỏi with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition...

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13 ngẫu nhiên ways to be annoying

posted by RandomOne

Note: These have been all tried bởi me.
1) Go around saying "I'mma ninja" to ngẫu nhiên people and pose like a ninja

2) Throw bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô at ngẫu nhiên people and run away if caught

3) Go to the mall, clothes section, and ask the worker where the baby clothes is. Go to the bathroom. Come out and ask the same worker the same question.

4) Go up to person and say "Why were bạn following me? Huh?". Then leave, hopefully, bạn run. If they follow. turn around and say: "See? WHY do bạn follow me?" Run off for good.

5) Knock on a persons door and ask "Do bạn have gum? I need some for my little cousin..." Before they...

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11 stupid things i really want to do!!!!!

posted by tribro3

1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man hoặc YMCA
5. cú đấm someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on hàng đầu, đầu trang of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and cú đấm all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as Jesus hoặc Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"

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Zodiac:Scorpio

posted by KitkatKaysa

Scorpio.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Pluto
Symbol: The bọ cạp
Your stone: Topaz
Life Pursuit: To survive against all opposition
Vibration: Resilient
Scorpio's Secret Desire: To triumph

Description:
Reputed to be the "most powerful" sign of the zodiac, Scorpios lead fate filled lives and have intense and dramatic personal relationships. Even as children Scorpios are often found to be wise beyond their years. Many astrologers call this the sign of the "oldest souls". Old and wise beyond the average, Scorpios often know all the answers, except sometimes; they too often have difficulty...

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Things that will get on someone's nerves

posted by TDAPlayer158

1. Walk up to a ngẫu nhiên person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a ngẫu nhiên person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person bạn are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a ngẫu nhiên person the same gender as bạn and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" hoặc "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a ngẫu nhiên man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."

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100 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

posted by Mallory101

11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.

100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen:

1. Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob
2. Tell him bạn saw Mike Newton romancing Bella on one of thse days he went *camping
3. Imagine him naked while following him around
4. Prance around the house hát Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of your lungs every morning, make sure Bella is around to hear
5. Running it bởi Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
6. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
7. hiển thị him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like...

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5 Reasons to read Twilight. (Just for fun, im being silly, no bad các bình luận please!)

posted by hsyw

1. Everytime bạn read Twilight, a kitten is born :D

2. If bạn are obbsessed with mythical creatures, read Twilight!

3. If your life is all sad and gloomy, read Twilight!

4. If your completely bored, why not read Twilight!

5. ITS JUST AWESOME!!!!!! well to me and all the other Twilighters out there :D

PLEASE NO BAD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Meebo Sites Emoticons

posted by cute20k

meebo
(meebo) :meebo: *meebo*
positive
(smile) :) :-) =) =-)
:D :-D x-D X-D (grin)
(angel) O:)
fun
(lol) x-D X-D :))
:P :-P
(wink) ;) ;-)
;P ;-P
:'D
:-> :>
(cool) B) B-) 8) 8-)
:-* :*
:pirate: (arr) (arrr) (pirate) P)
<:-p <:o) <:-P (party)
confused
:S :-S :s :-s :? :-?
(hmm)
: :-
oops
:x :X :-X :-x
negative
(mad) >>:( >:( >>:-( >:-(
(sad) :( :-(
(roll) (rolleyes)
:T :-T
:< :-<
(evil) (devil) >:) >>:) >>:-) >:-)
(angry) >:o
neutral
(neutral) :| :-| Meebo Emoticons
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things bạn don't want to hear during surgery

posted by lalaland101

1. well folks this will be an experiment for all of us

2. Oops! hey, has anyone ever suvived 500 ml of this stuff
before?

3. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

4. ya'know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy got two
of'em

5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that?

6.damm! there go the lights again...

7.what's this doing here?

8. that's cool! now can bạn make his leg twitch?!

9.boo! boo! come back with that! bad dog!

10. sterile schemerle. the floor's clean, right?

11. what do u mean he wasn't in 4 a sex change?

12. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this...

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333 ways to get kicked out of walmart

posted by vladmortum

1. Take someone's shopping xe đẩy, giỏ hàng and switch the items with stuff from the person tiếp theo to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen bạn in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of bạn on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. di chuyển "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide...

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Useless ngẫu nhiên Facts.

posted by nessienjake

All porcupines float in water.

The airplane Buddy cây ô rô, hoa huệ, holly died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

If bạn toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but
more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Al Capone's business card đã đưa ý kiến he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame đường phố, street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Marilyn Monroe had eleven toes....

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Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab

posted by BellaCullen96

Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person tiếp theo to bạn if they know how to tap into top-secret hình năm góc, hình ngũ giác, lầu năm góc files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the xóa key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever bạn hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard bởi reaching over, saying "Excuse...

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10 things that drive me nuts!!

posted by pollyloveshouse

Just plaln annoying!!

Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some thêm that I came up with too, hope bạn enjoy!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to tìm kiếm the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...