Biệt đội chim cánh cụt vùng Madagascar Article: My REAL review on Inkoo Kang's "Review" on the POM Movie

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My REAL review on Inkoo Kang's "Review" on the POM Movie

posted by peacebaby7

Okay. I just read the bài viết myself out of undying curiosity (click link to read it yourself), and I have to say . . . I'm laughing my tail feathers off. This is what I would say if I had the opportunity to talk to this guy.

Ms, Inkoo Kang,

Your "review"—if bạn can call it that—on the upcoming Penguins of Madagascar movie is laughable. This so-called review delves too much into your interpretation of everything about the movie that was wrong, give hoặc take that one statement about almost enjoying that one chase scene. If bạn wanted to give a proper review, bạn should've first được trao much thêm information on how the movie could've been improved and WHY the points bạn mentioned were wrong, rather than just stating WHAT was wrong. bạn want to talk big words and over-analyzing faults? Try this on, Ms. Inkoo Kang.

bạn have focused too much on the film's faults, giving only one side to your argument. To provide a solid and sound argument, one must point out why the other side to the argument is wrong. Allow me to demonstrate.

bạn claim the penguins are "unfunny, unmoving, and uninspired," but bạn never explained why bạn think so. I'll have bạn know many think the penguins are funny at least at times. Whether it's a one-liner ("We killed 'em and ate their livers.") hoặc it's just an action (Come on, the penguins playing at the train controls in the third film was a little funny. Just a little.), there's at least one thing the penguins have done to make someone laugh. Even if they haven't for you, doesn't mean they're necessarily "unfunny." bạn just have a different sense of humor, I presume.

As far as "unmoving," I admit the penguins haven't had many "moving" moments in the "Madagascar" trilogy. However, as far as the trailers go, bạn have to admit, Skipper bringing the young hatchling (Private) into his brotherhood was just a little moving. Of course, I wouldn't know this until I watched the movie, especially since bạn didn't explain why bạn felt it was unmoving yourself.

"Uninspired"? Do bạn know not the meaning? Inspired; adjective: aroused, animated, hoặc imbued with the spirit to do something, bởi hoặc as if bởi Supernatural hoặc divine influence (dictionary.reference.com). What makes bạn think the movie is uninspired? I'm thinking it might be inspired to, I don't know, make people laugh. There's probably some better message in the movie as well, since, from what I've seen from DreamWorks, there always is if bạn think hard enough. I have yet to figure out what it is myself, since I obviously haven't seen it, but I'm sure I can come up with something. My guess is that it'd be along the lines of brotherhood hoặc something, but I don't know yet.

Speaking of, bạn say the film has a "distinct lack of purpose." Which phim chiếu rạp do bạn think has a purpose? It would have been absolutely fantastic for bạn to have được trao us some examples for why bạn believe the movie has no purpose (you have a right to uphold your opinion, but bạn have to support it if bạn want others to agree with you). Furthermore, what would've được trao the movie purpose for you? Your thoughts on that would've been nice. bạn also mentioned that the movie "caters to an audience that doesn't exist" because of the references not many people would get. How would bạn know that? My best friend is a người hâm mộ of a hiển thị I've never even heard of until he told me he liked it. How do bạn know no one will understand those references? While many people will not, it still brings a smile to the face of those who would get that reference. Additionally, the movie may still bring a smile to the face of the unknowing "eight-year-olds" because I would imagine it still has funny moments. Even if they don't get a reference, doesn't mean they won't find it funny (I've found references funny without fully understanding them. I know I'm not the only one). I realize I'm ignorant to if these references will be funny hoặc not, but then again, not everyone has the same sense of humor as I.

bạn đã đưa ý kiến that there "isn't much to the film's story, yet it's stuffed to the gills with plot." If there's one thing I've noticed about DreamWork's films, it's that it's never just a story. The "Madagascar" trilogy relays the message that trang chủ isn't where bạn are, but who you're with. "Shrek" is a story about acceptance, correlating to the idea that everyone's different, and that's okay, and bạn have to accept yourself and others to truly be happy. "Kung Fu Panda" sends a message in that to accomplish anything, bạn have to first believe in yourself ("There is no secret ingredient"). It all starts with you. Even if this movie is an exception to this idea, it would be really awesome if bạn would've explained why bạn feel that way.

bạn mentioned that Dave's character is basically ruined because of his humor. Last time I checked, audiences tình yêu a villain with a little humorous side. A villain that's too dark wouldn't appeal to younger audiences anyway (ooh, that reminds me of your "point" made earlier. hm . . .).

First and foremost about your thoughts on North Wind, it's a SEAL, not an OTTER. If bạn don't know the facts before bạn propose an argument, then you've basically ruined any chance of gaining support because people will believe bạn have no idea what you're talking about. Second, what makes bạn think Eva's only purpose is to be sexy? How do bạn know they're not also relaying the idea that women can be intelligent as well? Not to mention that from what I've seen in the trailers, Kowalski is the only one falling for her. bạn could've at least explained why it seemed that way to you.

The following paragraph is merely just my opinion of your argument about Classified, and has nothing to do about how bạn presented it. I must say, I do partially agree with your argument about the pompous Agent Classified, but I think it's pretty awesome that Skipper has someone in his same covert classification to be compared to, causing a humorous clash between the duo. And I believe he wants a little thêm than just "taking the credit." How do bạn know he just doesn't want động vật to be safe? How do bạn know he doesn't want some credit because he feels as though he needs the support from his team? Meaning, if he doesn't seem as though he made a success conceived with his help, he won't seem as important, and North Wind will see him as a failure? You'd be surprised what insecurity can drive someone to do. Of course, that is only my opinion, and I would not know until I watched the movie to make my own interpretation.

I have no problem if bạn like the movie hoặc not. But if you're going to post a review for the whole world to see, DO IT RIGHT.

Now, did bạn see how I presented my counter-argument? I used examples from the trailers, and even other phim chiếu rạp to present my case. I also mentioned your side of the argument to help hiển thị a contrast between my and your opinion, as to allow my readers to make up their own minds, rather than present one side and BOMBARD them with my opinion, presenting it as if it were solid fact. Your very vague descriptions of your opinions don't exactly tell anyone why they shouldn't watch it. All I see is, "Don't watch it because it's bad." If bạn would've just explained why it's bad, then bạn would've done just fine, and I wouldn't have đã đưa ý kiến a word.

Lots of love, peacebaby7

To the fanguins, the main reason I wrote this is to make those who found the "review" unsettling realize how overly-critical this bài viết was. Based on the few các bình luận on her review, I see I'm not the only one who feels that her review could've been a lot better. I was not judging the fact that she didn't like the movie, but rather that she just needs to put thêm thought into her reviews. Your thoughts on my thoughts on her thoughts?

pmmom38 and 27Kowalski like this

27Kowalski I couldn't have said it better myself. *claps*

peacebaby8 I won't get into your review too much because you clearly went out of your way to misread Inkoo Kang's (and therefore find a way to justify your butthurt), but here are a few thoughts: 1. Inkoo Kang is a woman. 2. She's seen the movie; she's a professional (and respected) film critic. 3. She didn't call the penguins uninspired; she called the movie uninspired. Check out the context. (Reading! It's fundamental!) And here's a bonus fourth: She HAS seen the movie, not just the trailer. That's what pros do.

CaptSkipper Film critics often get to see the movie before it's released. I assume it wasn't mentioned (or she forgot) that Short Fuse was a seal. I do hope there are more feel-y moments than she mentioned. Honestly, my biggest concern of the movie was that they'd put comedy over development and plot. I really hope they flesh their characters out more than what this review seems to claim.

27Kowalski @peacebaby8: Hey, slow down there, mister. First, what's with your username? Are you trying to mock the actual peacebaby7? Is that what you're trying to do? Because it looks like that to me, and, to be honest, I think it's quite rude. (Also, I find it really hard to believe it's a coincidence, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.) Second, how do you know all that? Do you know Miss Inkoo Kang personally or what? Did she tell you she's seen the movie? Because she doesn't say so in her so-called review. She talks about things everyone who's seen the trailers knows. Third, if she really saw the movie and paid attention to it she would've known the difference between a seal and an otter. Seriously, it's not that hard. Lastly, peacebaby7 (and I) might have misread the "uninspired Penguins" part, but all of her points still stand.

peacebaby7 @CaptSkipper: I did wonder about that, but she didn't seem to explain herself in such a way that made me think that. Personally, I think the movie will have some feel-y moments because of a couple of the small snippets in the trailers, but of course I won't know until I see it. @peacebaby8: Nice username. Nice to know I have an admirer. And you made an account just to waste your time with me, too? I'm touched. I'll have you know that I had no "butthurt" when I read her review (yes, I realized she was a woman after I'd written, and just didn't have the motivation to change it). I have no problem that she didn't like the movie, as I clearly stated in my argument. One of my closest friends doesn't even like it. Anyway, let's just say she saw the movie. Why did she not make this more clear? An awesome opening statement would've been something along the lines of, "I had the opportunity to view the [i]Penguins of Madagascar[/i] movie recently blah blah blah . . ." to let people know. Even without saying that, a proper review would've made it blatantly obvious that she'd seen it. If you think she's a respected film critic, that's your opinion. But if she really wants to give people insight on a movie, whether it's good or bad, she should really put more thought into her "reviews." If I had never been a fan of POM or the [i]Madagascar[/i] movies, reading her review on the movie wouldn't have let me know much about it. While you say I "went out of [my] way to misread" the article, I think she went out of her way to over-criticize the movie without telling anyone really anything about it. You're absolutely right! Reading is fundamental! Which is exactly why she should've clarified that she was talking about the movie itself instead of just the penguins, because it seemed more like she was talking about the penguins in the THREE times I read it over to fully understand her argument, or at least what I got out of it. If you're going to write a review, or write PERIOD, it's important to speak clerically if you want the majority of audiences to understand you. As someone who enjoys writing and reading, that's something I'm pretty certain I would know. Or is it just common sense? You be the judge. And to be fair, most of what I said still stands. She should've given a much better argument if she wanted people to take her seriously, and she definitely should've known the facts (again, seal, not an otter). If she would've supported herself better, I would've had nothing to say other than she has a right to her opinion. Lastly, your second and fourth thoughts are basically the same thing. (What was that about reading is fundamental again?)

peacebaby8 My first choice as username was "Ugh." It was taken, so I went with peacebaby8. It's not rude. Irreverent, maybe. But try not to get upset about something that doesn't matter, OK? It's akin to getting bent out of shape over a review of a movie you haven't seen. Ton answer your questions: I know all that because, yes, I know Inkoo personally. Not well, but I've been in a room with her on several occasions and had conversations with her. She's smart and she knows more about movies than most people, even other critics. It's not a "so-called review." It's a review. I can't speak to the seal/otter thing, but lots of film critics - including the great Roger Ebert, and Manohla Dargis, and A.O. Scott - get the occasional fact wrong in a movie review. That's what happens when you're watching a movie and writing notes in the dark. Or maybe she just thought the seal looked like an otter. On that you'd have to ask her. But even if I hadn't known she saw the movie, this line in her review kind of gives it away: "Ten seconds might be the longest length of time allowed to pass between nonstop nattering in “Penguins of Madagascar.” Not "...the longest length of time allowed to pass between nonstop nattering in THE TRAILER FOR 'Penguins of Madagascar.'" Or this line, which implies she knows how it ends: "Sure, there's a muddled lesson at the end, as tacked on as a Post-It on a piece of week-old cake." Or this line: "There isn't much to the film's story, and yet it's stuffed to the gills with plot." Like I wrote before: Reading! It's fundamental. And there's also this thing called context. I even looked it up so you'd get it: "[T]he circumstances that form the setting for an event, statement, or idea, and in terms of which it can be fully understood and assessed." You know, like referencing moments from the movie that aren't in the trailer. Like the ending. And, lastly, I'm trying to think how often film critics write explicitly in a review "I saw this movie" or some other relatively interchangeable phrase. Ugh. Talk about bringing a knife to a gun fight.

peacebaby8 Ugh (my preferred username!). I repeated myself because I wanted to make sure someone who has as hard a time reading as you do understood that point. And apparently it worked! You even brought it up! Maybe they'll accept you in AP English next year.

peacebaby7 @peacebaby8: I don't doubt her intelligence. I don't doubt her criticism. I doubt her review itself and its lack of clarity. Okay, fine. It's a review. You're absolutely, one hundred percent correct. It's just not written well. And to be fair, there weren't JUST trailer releases. There were two teaser scenes as well, which is what I thought she may have been referencing to. As far as the line about the ending, I did have my doubts on my argument with that as well, I'll admit. I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong. But I wasn't wrong about everything, either. As far as the "stuffed to the gills" line, anyone can watch a few trailers and a couple teaser scenes and make an assumption about that. I also find it quite surprising that you feel as though you fully understand the word "context" when you didn't seem to have applied it to my thoughts. How much did you really read everything I'd previously stated, backing up all the way to the beginning of my article? Okay, she saw the movie. I was absolutely wrong about that. But I still stand my argument that she should've written a better review, one that presented more of a solid argument in why she didn't enjoy the movie. She never fully explained why she felt the way she did about most of her points. Why did she think it was uninspired? Unmoving? Unfunny? Short on fun? The only points she explained was her disliking of the references and her main reason she didn't like Dave. If she could've given a little more insight on that, that would've been fantastic, and this whole thing wouldn't have gotten started because, as I said, I uphold her right to her opinion. One has to give more clerical compensation to their own opinion if they want other's support. Yeah, you're right. Simply stating that a critic saw the movie is a bit ridiculous. She [i]obviously[/i] saw it if she's a "respected movie critic," right? But just because she saw it, it doesn't mean her review was good or commendable. Aw, how beautifully ignorant you are. No, I didn't call you stupid. Ignorant just means you don't know. I'll have you know I have no problem reading at all. In fact, as a JUNIOR in high school, I'm ALREADY in AP English, and acing it. Normally, seniors would be the ones taking it, but I'm just so advanced in reading and writing that I was accepted into the honors course. And to be perfectly honest, I don't care if you believe me or not, nor if you even think I deserve to be in the course. I know more about me than you do. And I think a knife is pretty good compared to a finger gun.

xDark_Angelx Mhh, I wouldn't really judge her review yet until we get the chance to see it. As of now, there's not much to go off of to either deny or agree with her claims. Next week, we can certainly determine if the review is appropriate judgement of the movie. Until then, as I said, simply ignore whatever is said about the movie. Yes, critics get a chance to see it beforehand, but I rarely read those because they either raise my expectations or lower them, unless I feel a movie is gonna bomb. And with expectations, they all drift away when we see the final project. I do hope it's good, honestly. They certainly deserve it. Based on the trailers, I'm not expecting anything epic or touching, simply a comedic film with unique characters. I really hope we get some heartwarming scenes, though. The four penguins basically being brothers would be great for the movie touch on.

peacebaby7 @xDark_Angelx: Yeah, I agree. I never denied her claims, per se. As I said at the end, my purpose in writing this was just to hopefully make some of the fanguins on here that were upset about it feel a little better. I also agree with your last statements. The over-judging some of her opinions mainly came from my first-reaction thoughts that she hadn't seen it. Despite that she has, I still would've liked to have known more "why" than just "what." I won't drag you into that, though.

peacebaby7 There we go, peacebaby8. I fixed my review to accurately align to the mistakes that I compelled you point out. Thanks again for being oh so helpful. I hope it satisfies you.

SJF_Penguin2 When I read Inkoo Kang's review two days ago (before this review of the review), my first thought was that I couldn't put much stock in the opinion of someone who thought Short Fuse was an otter. We all make mistakes, but we should all do our research and thoroughly proofread before making something public too. I tweeted the error directly to the author yesterday, but I have not heard back and I don't expect to. As for the content of the review, I think Kang didn't go into detail about why she didn't like something, because she didn't feel a need. She thought the film was "unfunny" probably because she didn't laugh in the theater; "unmoving" because it did not move or touch her personally; lacking purpose because she didn't think the [i]Madagascar[/i] franchise (or the world) needed it; et cetera. Her opinions are her opinions, and while I disagree with them based on what I have seen in the trailers and clips, she is entitled to leave the theater feeling nothing and to write a review about feeling nothing. What is most important is not what a critic who watches [i]Penguins of Madagascar[/i] once and then moves on to watching the next movie thinks but what the fans of the franchise, particularly fans of the penguins, think. DreamWorks did not make this spin-off to become the next [i]Wizard of Oz[/i] or [i]Citizen Kane[/i] or [i]Schindler's List[/i]. It wasn't made with a realistic expectation of winning a wheelbarrow full of the most prestigious Hollywood awards, and it won't. It was created mainly to appeal to those who already love the penguin characters, to those who already appreciate the humor of these cute and cuddly birds. From what I've seen so far, DreamWorks seems to have succeeded and will have a commercial success even if the movie gets only mixed critical reviews. That's why I wouldn't be surprised if we see [i]Penguins of Madagascar 2[/i] hitting theaters by the end of the decade.

peacebaby7 @SJF_Penguin2: Well said. I guess I just personally think going into a little more detail would've made her review a little more solid. Like I said, I mainly wrote this because I noticed a few fanguins on here upset about it, and I was only hoping to make them feel a little better. I also agree with what you said about the movie appealing to those who already love the penguins. The main reason I was defending myself earlier wasn't necessarily to prove my argument right, or hers wrong, but because I felt as though my intelligence was wrongly questioned. I may not be the smartest person on earth, but I'm not an idiot. And to have someone make an account for that purpose really set the fuse. I apologize if I seemed a bit boarish in my taking up for myself.

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Bada and Bing's trích dẫn from "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976

posted by 27Kowalski

Those are all Bada and Bing's trích dẫn from the episode "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976. Hope this will help you! :)

*from 01.07 to 01.09*

Bada: bạn can keep 'em.

*from 01.12 to 01.33*

Bing: This is true.

Bada: But today we got us some special: ???

Bing: Imma cú đấm your mouth if you'll say such a thing!

Bada: Oh, these are african Plantains! From the old country!

Bing: Like Mama used to pick, sweet delicious gabagoo, a little piece of Heaven dancing on your tounge.

*from 04.30 to 04.33*

Bing: Hey, what was that for?!

Bada: Yo, We got us a situation.

*from 05.25 to 05.56*

Bing: Hey, bạn gotta ???

Bada: Yeah,...

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POM FUN FACTS!

posted by RTE33

(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)

Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.

Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.

Private Thinks My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony and Lunicorns Are Made bởi Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made bởi Mattel.

Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.

Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.

When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.

When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.

Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! hoặc Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.

THE END!

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chim cánh cụt Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 1st scene

posted by peacebaby7

Flashback: Take 1

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the đậu phụng, đậu phộng butte--
Wait! Where's the đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ winkie?"

Rico: "Wasn't me..."

Private: "Rico! bạn have đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ on your chin!"

Rico: "Uuuum...would bạn believe coincidence?"

Private: T_T

Flashback: Take 2

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ winkie...

Against Kowalski (a fanfiction- chapter 3)

posted by burdockburr

Ch. 3
"What did bạn do to Kowalski, Blowhole," Skipper demanded.
"Why don't bạn ask him yourself," the cá heo chuckled as Kowalski stepped out from behind him.
"Kowalski?" Private asked in surprize, "What are bạn doing with Blowhole?"
"You brain-washed him!" Skipper snapped at Blowhole.
"I'm not brain-washed," Kowalski stated, his voice was flat.
"That's just what he wants bạn to think," Skipper đã đưa ý kiến in denial.
"Kowalski's correct Skipper," Blowhole chipped in, "he joined me of his own choice."
Kowalski shot a sharp glance at Blowhole as if intending to say something, but he stayed quiet and...

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The legend of the Crystal Falcon- The island friend *Chapter 1*

posted by SkippX101

"Don't do it Private! Please spare him!" Kowalski cried, tears pouring down his cheeks. The flames reflected off the sweat on his face. "i'm sorry Kowalski. This has to end." Private held up a knife, Skipper was flat on the ground...On the other end of the Knife's point...

*Earlier that week*

"YAWN, ah... Another blissful day...UP AND ADAM BOYS!!!!!" Skipper yelled. They all sprang up, except for Starlite, she fell out of her hammock and flat on her face. "Do bạn always have to start off my ngày with a heart-attack? My alarm was less annoying, and it was a person shouting "WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!"...

Ultimate penguins of madagascar fanfiction

posted by burdockburr

I do not know how long I will be able to keep up this fanfiction, but it's based off of a strange dream I had a couple weeks ago- so enjoy!

Prologue

I yawned as I climbed under the blanket on my giường and laid down. I had just finished watching a new episode of The Penguins of Madagascar, was a exhausted. Before closing my eyes for sleep, I looked over at my clock for the time.
23:57
Although I knew I was the only one in the house awake, I wasn't surprized the hear noises in the hallway. I assumed it was our beagle, Poppy. It wasn't. I closed my eyes. When I opened them I found three little penguins...

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"Arch Enemy/The Big S.T.A.N.K." Recap

posted by JHNguyen93

Arch Enemy: While testing Kowalski's newest invention, the "Nexto-Skeleton," Dale the ốc, ốc sên approaches the Penguins, seeking revenge against Private for crushing him. That accusation is only reinforced bởi Private accidentally crushing Dale at every chance he gets to apologize, and bởi King Julien, who vilified Private in front of all of the zoo animals. Who really crushed Dale? And can Private clear his name?

The Big S.T.A.N.K.: Rico and Skipper accidentally reactivate the S.T.A.N.K. (Super Toxic Aromatically Noxious Kaboom-boom) Project, a stink bomb disguised as a toilet designed to trap Dr....

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Nickelodeon Slime Time Crossover- Penguins Highlight 2

posted by kmbrother

Penguins of Madagascar

“So this is Sunlight Metropolis …” Kowalski looks at the brochure in front of him and see’s a bright happy city. The city didn’t live up to its expectations.

The city was very gloomy. All of its tall buildings were dark and mysterious; it gave off this eerie vibe. The absolute silence didn't help either. The plaza, were the penguins stood, was void of all life. The only thing there was an inn, an item shop, and large bronze doors leading to different districts to the town. The lights of the buildings were off. In the middle of the plaza, a large đài phun nước stood...

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Give Me a Tight Hug chptr 2: Skilene goes cupid

posted by andresandru

"maybe because we're tied?" Silvia pointed sarcastically, she had a better humor than yesterday

"why, WHY!" Savio shouted, sad

both needed to do their average things- with the other one tiếp theo to them! brush their teeth, eat, even go to the bathroom (dont ask how)

"hmm..." Skipper let out, he used his binoculars to see the both, they hadn't fought in the whole morning, but none had talked to the other, he was hid in the chamilion habitat, kowalski, rico, private, and marlene were there too, marlene, she had sneaked

"kowalski analysis!" Skipper shouted

"If they keep this tipe of comportation, they...

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What do theres names mean?

posted by carsfan

xin chào All! :D

Heres a rabdom though I had one day,I wanted to know what the names of Skipper,Kowalski,Rico,Private,Julien,Maurice and Marlene meant! :D I hope bạn like it. Enjoy! :D
__________________________________________________

Skipper:

S is for Scary

K is for Kinky

I is for Important

P is for Passionate

P is for Pure

E is for Exuberant

R is for Romantic

-- There are 7 letters in your name.
Those 7 letters total to 40
There are 2 vowels and 5 consonants in your name.

What your first name means:English Male Captain.

Your number is: 4

The characteristics of #4 are: A foundation, order, service,...

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Everybody Sing! lyrics

posted by InternetGirl123

Private: Oh dear!

Kowalski: This is weird!

Rico: Hey, I have a beard!

Julien: My âm nhạc box grew to hugocity! It's an up-in-the-air monstrocity!

Mort: What did King Julien say? And why did he say it that way?

Julien: I've got this dummy dumb urge to obey!

Mort: This feels, to me, creepy and wrong!

Julien: To be suddenly talking in song!

Kowalski: Wait! I think I can explain!

Blowhole; It will be extremely lame!

Kowalski: Do bạn mind? This is science!

Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance!

Kowalski! Yes! Take my experimental power cell-

Blowhole: Add the Diabolagizer's evil spell!

Kowalski: Plus Julien's...

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Julien's Ball (Part 2)

posted by juhpink

-Ah, Skipper, I am really sorry.-Private tried to calm down Skipper.
-Too- đã đưa ý kiến Rico.
-Thank you, young Private. I just thought Marlene was not going to choose Julien.
-Skipper,just think: if bạn were invited for a girl and than for another girl, would bạn say that another girl invited bạn for the first one?
-You are right, Private. Why does it hurt me so much?-Look, guys, if we don't go now, maybe we don't get it. Come on.
-You are going to find a girl , Skipper, then bạn invite her and maybe fall in tình yêu with her and bạn and Marlene will be Happy forever.
-Private!
-Won't bạn like this?
-I am not...

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The Amazing Adventures of Bob the Piñata (Part 3)

posted by LifelessPenguin

Lol, before we start, have I đã đưa ý kiến that I went to the penguins' habitat to meet my friends, the ninja pins? Oh yeah, I had! Well, I'm going to visit them again with my brand new automatic walker made bởi Kowalski.

Walking, walking, walking... Lol, yes, were (or I'm) there! Private noticed me come in through the front door, so he decided to secretly put some peanut bơ winkies inside of me. I took a quick glance behind me, and I saw them!

Without any walkers, they stood there like they've saw a ghost. Automatically walked to them.

"Lol hai, Ben," I greeted him.
"I'm gonna tell bạn why do we...

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The Easter Egg

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Note: I usually wouldn't bother to post an bài viết that's so short, but seeing as tomorrow is Easter, I thought it might be fun to post the 200-word double-drabble I wrote on Easter last year. I hope you'll enjoy it, and if you've read it before, feel free to enjoy it again.

63.) April 4, 2010: "The Easter Egg"

"Eh, would bạn mind telling me what kind of bird laid this fancy-looking egg?" Julien asked as he walked into the penguins' HQ, carrying a blue egg with green stripes and red polka dots. "Or have the sky spirits finally rewarded me with J.J. II?"

"Hey, that's mine," Skipper stated as he...

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The chim cánh cụt Zone Episode 4: It's a good life Skippah

posted by 67Dodge

Prolouge: bạn are entering a wondrous world, outside our own world, taking in it's claims bởi weird phenomena. Throught the pit of man's fears, and the summit, of his knowledge. This "other world" is one that causes the fall of empires, society, and the deepest of courage, the place I speak of is indeed. The Twilight Zone. -Rod Serling.
The năm is 1962, in a beautiful stretch of prairie in Omaha, Nebraska, a happy community of farmers, bia mongers, and the occassional middle class. This community thrived, until, a monster came to town. He would send anything he was displeased with to an area...

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A Song for Doris the cá heo Lyrics (rough draft)

posted by Bluepenguin

This is the rough draft of the lyrics, I would tình yêu to have revisions and constructive các bình luận added to this post. Please add âm nhạc notes to the song bởi posting it on the pictures section of this fanclub. Hope bạn enjoy! :D

Kowalski: A Song for Doris the Dolphin.

Kowalski pulls out a đàn ghi ta, guitar and starts playing

Kowalski:
Stunning like a bờ biển, bãi biển sunset,
Her eyes bluer than the neverending ocean,
She bears an amazingly soft face,
That I will never be able to hold.

Doris, the dolphin,
She is a miracle of nature,
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would tình yêu me,

We swam in peace, in perfect harmony,
Flipper in flipper we went,
I was so happy and in total bliss,
But then, she cruelly left me,

Doris, the dolphin,
Why did bạn abandon me?
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would tình yêu me,

If only she would tình yêu me.

.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.

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The Lies,The Truth, and Doris - A Dorski người hâm mộ fiction: Part 1 - Lies and Fury

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski Fanfiction: Part 1

"Gah!"
    Kowalski woke up with a jolt, almost awakening the team from their deep slumber. He heard the soft thump of his tim, trái tim pounding in his chest. Trying to calm himself, he quietly slipped out of his bunk and peered at the alarm clock.
"3:40?! I got to get back to sleep! Tomorrow there is agility training!"
    Kowalski rubbed his eyes and quietly headed back to the small bunk, oblivious to Skipper's disappearance.

The dock...

    Small chim cánh cụt feet waddled across the dock,...

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người bán rong, kẻ xấu, người bán rong, kẻ xấu, badger Love: Chapter 1: The Reason Why

posted by Metallica1147

Author's note: In case bạn don't know, I added another OC to my stories, her name is Ariana and she is a penguin, and she will be in this story. Also Rico and Private fangirls, please don't hate me for supporting this couples and making this story :(

người bán rong, kẻ xấu, badger Love
Chapter 1: The Reason Why

After week that the badgers made their arrival at the zoo, everything went back to normal. Well, almost normal, Private’s fear of badgers was now worse. He was already scared of them to begin with, but now after what happen he’s thêm terrified then ever. After hours of just laying...

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bạn Belong With Me: Skilene Version

posted by EppofangirlXD

You're in the HQ with your girlfriend, she's upset,
She's going off about something that bạn said,
She doesnt get your paranoia like I do,

I'm in my cave, its a typical Funday night,
I'm listening to the kind of âm nhạc she doesn’t like, (it’s Spanish đàn ghi ta, guitar songs btw)
And she'll never know your story like I do, (which I barely know but still)

But she’s a falcon, I’m an otter,
She's got feathers and I got some brown fur,
Dreaming ‘bout the ngày when bạn wake up and find,
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time,

If bạn could see that I'm the one who understands you,
Been here all...

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The chim cánh cụt Zone Episode 1: Nightmare at 20,000 feet

posted by 67Dodge

Kowalski was going on vacation after a nervous breakdown at the zoo. Marlene had gone with him because she needed to unwind and relax. Kowalski began sweating vigorously, and scratching his head. 'What's wrong Kowalski?' asked Marlene. 'Nothing, the plane's motor is just...unreliable,' đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski. 'Oh, I get it, you're afraid of heights,' teased Marlene. 'I am not!' yelled Kowalski as he took a weed. 'No smoking, sir,' đã đưa ý kiến a flight attendant. 'Of course I understand, sorry,' đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski. Only two days cách đây had Kowalski started smoking, but in the path to the plane's destination, it will...