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Okay. I just read the bài viết myself out of undying curiosity (click link to read it yourself), and I have to say . . . I'm laughing my tail feathers off. This is what I would say if I had the opportunity to talk to this guy.

Ms, Inkoo Kang,

Your "review"—if bạn can call it that—on the upcoming Penguins of Madagascar movie is laughable. This so-called review delves too much into your interpretation of everything about the movie that was wrong, give hoặc take that one statement about almost enjoying that one chase scene. If bạn wanted to give a proper review, bạn should've first được trao much thêm information on how the movie could've been improved and WHY the points bạn mentioned were wrong, rather than just stating WHAT was wrong. bạn want to talk big words and over-analyzing faults? Try this on, Ms. Inkoo Kang.

bạn have focused too much on the film's faults, giving only one side to your argument. To provide a solid and sound argument, one must point out why the other side to the argument is wrong. Allow me to demonstrate.

bạn claim the penguins are "unfunny, unmoving, and uninspired," but bạn never explained why bạn think so. I'll have bạn know many think the penguins are funny at least at times. Whether it's a one-liner ("We killed 'em and ate their livers.") hoặc it's just an action (Come on, the penguins playing at the train controls in the third film was a little funny. Just a little.), there's at least one thing the penguins have done to make someone laugh. Even if they haven't for you, doesn't mean they're necessarily "unfunny." bạn just have a different sense of humor, I presume.

As far as "unmoving," I admit the penguins haven't had many "moving" moments in the "Madagascar" trilogy. However, as far as the trailers go, bạn have to admit, Skipper bringing the young hatchling (Private) into his brotherhood was just a little moving. Of course, I wouldn't know this until I watched the movie, especially since bạn didn't explain why bạn felt it was unmoving yourself.

"Uninspired"? Do bạn know not the meaning? Inspired; adjective: aroused, animated, hoặc imbued with the spirit to do something, bởi hoặc as if bởi Supernatural hoặc divine influence (dictionary.reference.com). What makes bạn think the movie is uninspired? I'm thinking it might be inspired to, I don't know, make people laugh. There's probably some better message in the movie as well, since, from what I've seen from DreamWorks, there always is if bạn think hard enough. I have yet to figure out what it is myself, since I obviously haven't seen it, but I'm sure I can come up with something. My guess is that it'd be along the lines of brotherhood hoặc something, but I don't know yet.

Speaking of, bạn say the film has a "distinct lack of purpose." Which phim chiếu rạp do bạn think has a purpose? It would have been absolutely fantastic for bạn to have được trao us some examples for why bạn believe the movie has no purpose (you have a right to uphold your opinion, but bạn have to support it if bạn want others to agree with you). Furthermore, what would've được trao the movie purpose for you? Your thoughts on that would've been nice. bạn also mentioned that the movie "caters to an audience that doesn't exist" because of the references not many people would get. How would bạn know that? My best friend is a người hâm mộ of a hiển thị I've never even heard of until he told me he liked it. How do bạn know no one will understand those references? While many people will not, it still brings a smile to the face of those who would get that reference. Additionally, the movie may still bring a smile to the face of the unknowing "eight-year-olds" because I would imagine it still has funny moments. Even if they don't get a reference, doesn't mean they won't find it funny (I've found references funny without fully understanding them. I know I'm not the only one). I realize I'm ignorant to if these references will be funny hoặc not, but then again, not everyone has the same sense of humor as I.

bạn đã đưa ý kiến that there "isn't much to the film's story, yet it's stuffed to the gills with plot." If there's one thing I've noticed about DreamWork's films, it's that it's never just a story. The "Madagascar" trilogy relays the message that trang chủ isn't where bạn are, but who you're with. "Shrek" is a story about acceptance, correlating to the idea that everyone's different, and that's okay, and bạn have to accept yourself and others to truly be happy. "Kung Fu Panda" sends a message in that to accomplish anything, bạn have to first believe in yourself ("There is no secret ingredient"). It all starts with you. Even if this movie is an exception to this idea, it would be really awesome if bạn would've explained why bạn feel that way.

bạn mentioned that Dave's character is basically ruined because of his humor. Last time I checked, audiences tình yêu a villain with a little humorous side. A villain that's too dark wouldn't appeal to younger audiences anyway (ooh, that reminds me of your "point" made earlier. hm . . .).

First and foremost about your thoughts on North Wind, it's a SEAL, not an OTTER. If bạn don't know the facts before bạn propose an argument, then you've basically ruined any chance of gaining support because people will believe bạn have no idea what you're talking about. Second, what makes bạn think Eva's only purpose is to be sexy? How do bạn know they're not also relaying the idea that women can be intelligent as well? Not to mention that from what I've seen in the trailers, Kowalski is the only one falling for her. bạn could've at least explained why it seemed that way to you.

The following paragraph is merely just my opinion of your argument about Classified, and has nothing to do about how bạn presented it. I must say, I do partially agree with your argument about the pompous Agent Classified, but I think it's pretty awesome that Skipper has someone in his same covert classification to be compared to, causing a humorous clash between the duo. And I believe he wants a little thêm than just "taking the credit." How do bạn know he just doesn't want động vật to be safe? How do bạn know he doesn't want some credit because he feels as though he needs the support from his team? Meaning, if he doesn't seem as though he made a success conceived with his help, he won't seem as important, and North Wind will see him as a failure? You'd be surprised what insecurity can drive someone to do. Of course, that is only my opinion, and I would not know until I watched the movie to make my own interpretation.

I have no problem if bạn like the movie hoặc not. But if you're going to post a review for the whole world to see, DO IT RIGHT.

Now, did bạn see how I presented my counter-argument? I used examples from the trailers, and even other phim chiếu rạp to present my case. I also mentioned your side of the argument to help hiển thị a contrast between my and your opinion, as to allow my readers to make up their own minds, rather than present one side and BOMBARD them with my opinion, presenting it as if it were solid fact. Your very vague descriptions of your opinions don't exactly tell anyone why they shouldn't watch it. All I see is, "Don't watch it because it's bad." If bạn would've just explained why it's bad, then bạn would've done just fine, and I wouldn't have đã đưa ý kiến a word.

Lots of love, peacebaby7

To the fanguins, the main reason I wrote this is to make those who found the "review" unsettling realize how overly-critical this bài viết was. Based on the few các bình luận on her review, I see I'm not the only one who feels that her review could've been a lot better. I was not judging the fact that she didn't like the movie, but rather that she just needs to put thêm thought into her reviews. Your thoughts on my thoughts on her thoughts?
Ok peacebaby7 here's umm well, chappie 4 XD

5:00 p.m., Petting Zoo
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"AH!" Skipper screamed and stomped and killed lots of bugs hoặc bạn know what ever they were, but thêm kept coming to bite him.

Rico came 4 phút later, and almost passed out bởi the sight of hundreds of....things. He puked up a flyswatter and started smashing bugs. But it was no use.

He finally gave up and watched in horror as his leader would (possibly) be eaten. He glanced to his right and saw a book--more like a journal--and picked it up.
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Here is part six of my người hâm mộ fiction. It's Johnson's story.

"Okay,"I said. "So I had just broke my wing, and was really embarrassed."
"There's nothing to be embarrassed about when bạn break a wing,"said Private."While bạn were gone, we all broke our wings. Of corse, that is a different story, we thought Skipper was a zombie and-."
"Yes, Private,"said Ivy. "We all get it. Now, Johnson is trying to tell a story of his own story, and I'd really like to hear it."
"Okay,"I continued. "Since I had a broken wing, I couldn't really think straight, so I walked into the parking lot, and jumped onto a blue...
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“Kowalski!” Johnson repeated.

“W-what are bạn guys doing here?”

“Why, we work here!” Johnson đã đưa ý kiến in an obvious tone

“But what about your untimely demise?” Private asked

“Oh, Smith đã đưa ý kiến it was all standard, that bạn were all in on it. Apparantly he was wrong.” Manfretti explained

“Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but John Smith is a despicable creature bent on world domination through these nanobots.” Skipper said

“We thought he might have another idea for them. Which is why we came up with a backup plan. In each and everyone of them, we inserted small radar. The radar...
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Source: Me
OK, so since I'm be inspired to continue bởi Sylvia & Peacebaby. Enjoy! :D
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Location: Forest
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I walked on and on in this pain-stinking woods. No thực phẩm hoặc water to support my needs. Just....bugs, but I rather keep my dignity. I tripped over a pebble and was knocked onto the cold feet of the Mother Nature.

It was then when I heard a strange noise of those two-legged things called, "humans."

"Hey, Dex, this one looks like its been dragged across four countries."

"Shut up bạn loon! That deer could hear yo-! xin chào Larry, I found something, it...
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They walked up to the house. The old grey porch creaked. They opened the door. A faint light cast shadows on the stone walls. It smelled of dirt and mothballs. hoặc maybe dirty mothballs.
"Ow!" Yelled Skipper.
Kowalski glanced over Skipper. He had stepped on a board that flipped up and hit him in the face.
"Ssshh." đã đưa ý kiến Kowalski.
"Ow." Wispered Skipper.
They heard footsteps. They ran out the door and back to the base.
"How about we Just knock." Suggested Privete, "or email him."
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Bang,bang,bang. The door didn't open. Bang,bang,bang. Still .didn't.
"Rico, rope." ordered Skipper.
"Here Skipper." đã đưa ý kiến Rico handing him a rope.
"Perfect."
Skipper made a lasso and lassoed the weathervane.
"Skippah," đã đưa ý kiến Privete "couldn't we try something a little less… well, dangerous."
"Sure Privete. Got any ideas?" đã đưa ý kiến Skipper.
The door creaked open. A peice of papper blew in front of Skippers face. It said: TO BE CONTIUED. XD
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"OK lets slit up! Kowalski bạn go look in the lemurs habitat, Rico go check on Marlene, Private, the chimps, and I will go look in the petting zoo." Skipper đã đưa ý kiến and realized they still had the axo...axol..whatever with them. "Actually, on một giây thought, Kowalski stay here with your, "baby"."

Kowalski frowned and sighed. He sat tiếp theo to the creature and gave a slight smile. "Aye, Skipper."
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Marlene's Habitat

"Mar ene?" Rico called out. No answer. He tried again and again,...
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No Time 07.14.16

“Maurice!” Julien cried from his throne.

Maurice trudged up to him, not even trying to hide his contempt. “Yes, your majesty?”

“I need another smoothie,” Julien said, propping his head up with one paw while rubbing his chest with the other. He coughed and wheezed. “I can feel my time approaching . . . so make it with extra trái xoài, xoài for the extra sweet-y-ness-ness . . .”

Maurice rolled his eyes. “You đã đưa ý kiến your time was approaching two days ago,” he said.

“Well, how should I know, Maurice? I am not Clair’s Voyage!” Julien đã đưa ý kiến before coughing again.

“It’s...
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"I'm back aren't bạn all so happy!" Cowtails đã đưa ý kiến happily.

Skipper stared at her, "Uhhh...Sure..."

Cowtails scowled, "Geez if you're all gonna be jerks I'll just let Sweet Pripper deal with you!"

Kowalski's eyes widened. "Oh please no...I missed you" He đã đưa ý kiến quickly.

Rico nodded, "uhuh uhuh uhuh"

Private laughed nervously, "Me too!"

"So only Skipper needs punishment...what shall I do?" Cowtails đã đưa ý kiến deep in thought.

"ANYTHING BUT THE CAT!" Skipper screamed.

Sweet Pripper's POV

"Or needle cat." I said.

"Needle cat...I like that idea." My friend đã đưa ý kiến with a smile.

"AAAAAHHHHHH! HELP! NEEDLE WEILDING...
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I'm bad at đọc stories so please chịu, gấu with me people. And please bình luận and tell me if I should continue, Warriors of Night & Caught.
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Location: chim cánh cụt HQ
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Kowalski looked up from his newspaper. His face held a puzzled look. "Erm..is there something I need to know, Skipper?"

Skipper hung his head and looked up. His eyes were soft and delicate. "Not really, only the thing is Sophia is my sister," he muttered. "The troublemaker in my family."

"So your last name is, Lewis?" Private asked with his strong...
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The car stopped right outside of a forest. “Um, Skipper? Are bạn sure this is the right place?” asked Private, staring at the vast unknown.
“Don’t worry,” đã đưa ý kiến Skipper. “They’ll be here.”
As if on cue, two turkeys came out of the jungle. “Skipper! Me amigo!” đã đưa ý kiến the taller turkey.
“Hello, Turk,” replied Skipper evenly.
Turk ushered the smaller turkey forward. “This is me son, Gobber.”
Gobber raised a hand. “Hello.”
Turk laughed. “Gobber here is about the same as that young ‘un back there.”
“Me?” asked Private, pointing to himself.
“Oui, nice accent,”...
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Foreign 02.24.16

“Morning, Nari!” Marlene đã đưa ý kiến one morning, excitedly nudging her habitat-mate and adoptive sister. “Come on, wake up!” she urged, eager to get out in the Monterey sun.

Nari stretched her arms and legs with a yawn as she sat up. “Marlene, the morning will still be there in ten minutes,” she complained with a smile.

Marlene laughed and pulled her arm. “Don’t be a wimp! Come on! Let’s go for a swim!”

The two went outside their cave-like room out into the California spring morning, Marlene at the lead while Nari lagged behind. Marlene chim bồ câu, bồ câu into their pond while...
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Enjoy Chapter 4!
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Location: Penguin's Island
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I awoke in a large thùng with dim lighting through a little hole for air. I was to tired to get back on my webbed feet and knock open this door myself.

Finally I stood up in my thùng and looked through the small hole. I gasp. Their was another eye!

"Hello?" I heard someone say. "Is anyone in there?"

I almost leaped out of my feathers. Wow did the cops find me that easily?, I thought. Things were going through my brain like going fishing with cá streaming
through a river.

"Hello?" I asked. "Can...
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Alex & Maurice...

Alex & Maurice had been walking for about an giờ now. So far there was no trace of Mort. They called his name several times without an answer. "Oh man. Where is he? This is bad....he's probably out there all alone. Cold. Scared. This is all my fault..." Maurice đã đưa ý kiến worriedly. Alex put his paw on his shoulder & turned him around to face him. "Look Maurice. I'm sure Mort's fine. And it's not your fault. bạn couldn't of known." Maurice considered for a moment. "I suppose you're right..." Alex put on a sad smile. "Yeah. C'mon. He's gotta be around here somewhere."...
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Kick in the Head 03.03.16

Note: This installment is humanized. It’s a silly improv idea I thought of and I randomly decided to turn it into a little ficlet.

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Marlene sat at one of the chairs at a beauty shop, waiting for her stylist to come. She looked through a magazine that showed a bunch of women with various styles of hair, occasionally looking into the mirror and imagining her with a particular one.

“Ooh, girl! Look — at — you!” a woman đã đưa ý kiến as she came to her side, fluffing her hair a bit. Her nametag read Tange and she had a thick, nasally Brooklyn accent. She had to...
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Cowtails was in the back of the man's car, curled into a ball. She kept crying and telling Kowalski,”I told you...I told you...I told you...”

Kowalski looked confused,”That guy...is your dad? But, like I said, he will have to kill me to hurt you.”

~~~Private was shaking really bad, still in the basement with Sweet Pripper. “It's not your fault,”he said, hugging SP. “It's that man...”

Sweet Pripper said,”No it is my fault! He took bạn when I should've noticed and now that guy is gonna come and we're gonna die!”

~~~Cowtails sobbed,”You don't understand how awful he is! He...
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