Crystal Ponies

Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed bởi any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: bạn know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, hoặc terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. bạn don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...

We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing bởi a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, bạn have parked too close to a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says bạn have to park ten hooves, or...

Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would bạn like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that bạn threatened to beat her up if bạn saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have bạn seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't bạn have some drinks with me? You'll tình yêu it.
Bob: How many did bạn have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would bạn like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would bạn want to beat...

Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see bạn now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....

Queen of Changelings: This ngày is going to be perfect, the kind of ngày of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This ngày was going to be perfect, the kind of ngày of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my Những người bạn to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...