After discussing dogs, it was time for Tom to talk about cats.
Tom: mèo can't look at bạn like that, mèo look at bạn coldly as if they're testing new eyes.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: mèo can also increase the size of their pupils, it's the craziest thing ever! *Opens his eyes wide*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: mèo are cute, mèo are goddamn cute. Isn't he cute?! God he's cute, look at 'im!! He's a kitty cat!! That's how cute they are, they needed two names.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Kitty wasn't cute enough. Kitty cat!! Kitty cat! Ain't he cute?! Let's DROWN HIM!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom:...
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