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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sterling Marlin, and Jimmy Spencer were enjoying their ride on a Kawasaki motorcycle, but because of Jimmy's weight, the bike kept leaning backwards with the front wheel getting off the ground.

Jimmy: Will bạn stop doing a wheelie Sterling?
Sterling: I can't Jimmy! Your body is too heavy!
Linda: *Driving*
 Linda & Lola's electric Chevronet Pearla.
Linda & Lola's electric Chevronet Pearla.

Lola: It would appear that everypony is using Route 15 to get out of Darien.
Linda: Yes, but their old fashioned gas guzzlers won't be able to catch our superior machine.

Unfortunately, as they drove their electric Chevronet, they were caught speeding bởi a police pony, and were forced to pull over.

Police Pony: *Walks to Linda, and Lola's car*
Linda: *Gets out with Lola*
Police Pony: Good evening ma'am. I need to see your license, registration, and proof of insurance.
Lola: What's the charge handsome?
Police Pony: *Sweating* Speeding.
Linda: We're very sorry officer. *Gives the cop her info* We had to do our makeup, and we weren't paying attention.
Police Pony: We all make mistakes ma'am, but 120 miles an hour? Don't bạn think that's a bit extreme?

Right after his sentence finished, several thêm cars sped past. Their speeds were higher than that of the car he just pulled over.

Police Pony: What in the world was that?!
Linda: Looks like a race is going on.
Police Pony: *Returns everything to Linda* I can't get bạn foxy ladies in trouble. Especially with everyone else going faster than you. Now drive safely, and remember to watch the signs.
Lola: You're a real gentleman.

The two mares drove away as the police ngựa con, ngựa, pony turned around to drive elsewhere.

Linda: That went pretty well.

Further up the road, Donald was trying to follow Mick, and Doug in their Nascar Camareo.
 Donald's Hudson Legend
Donald's Hudson Legend

Mick: I ain't doin' anythin' wrong, and this here commie wants us to pull over.
Doug: A Russian's pullin' us over?
Mick: It would appear to be so. *Takes down the window net* Good evening sir.
Donald: Pull your car over!
Mick: What in the hell for? We're followin' the speed limit.
Donald: You're one of those illegal racers taking part in the Cannonball Run!
Doug: What did he say?
Mick: He called us illegal. Now look here mister! We ain't the one's driving a Communist car from Communist Russia! If anypony's illegal, it's you!
Donald: This car's not Russian, it's Japanese!
Doug: Even worse.
Mick: Well let's see if bạn can keep up loser! *Floors it*

Song (Start at 0:53): link

Donald: You!! Will not escape that easily.
Geena: Let it go Donald.
Donald: bạn maybe my sister, but I will slap bạn if bạn don't shut up!!
Doug: Eeeh! He's flooring it like we are, but he can't catch up!
Mick: This is beautiful! *Laughing*
Doug: We probably should have put headlights on this thing though. I'm having a hard time seeing now with our faster speeds.
Mick: Well bạn ain't the one drivin', so don't worry about it.
Doug: Fair point.

They ran through an intersection, and caused an SUV to spin out of control.

Donald: AAAH!!! *Crashes into the SUV*
Victor: *Driving the ambulance* Hey. JJ. Look at that.
JJ: Do bạn think we'll find a victim in there?
Victor: We'll see. *Stops at the crash site*
Donald: Oh thank you. *Gets out of his car* I am so glad to see bạn guys!
Victor: Yeah, yeah, yeah, stay down hoặc something. *Spots Geena* Hey, uh. Wasn't expecting to see bạn here.
Geena: Will bạn be taking me, and my brother to the hospital?
Victor: Yeah, hoặc course, get in at the back.
Donald: Can I go too? She's my sister.
Victor: Certainly. Just write down what bạn did to cause this wreck. *Gives Donald a notepad, and pen*
Geena: *Opens the door, and sees the doctor*

An organ started playing for only five seconds. Geena was scared to see that the doctor was a cross-eyed stallion with a messy silver mane.

Geena: Y-y-you're a doctor?
Doctor: Nopony's died from my work yet.
JJ: Please get in. *Pulls Geena into the ambulance*
Victor: Perfect, now I'm gonna call the police, and come straight back to you. *Runs to the ambulance*

Instead of calling the police however, Victor instantly drove away.

Donald: Hey! xin chào WAIT!! YOU'VE GOT MY SISTER!!!
Geena: *Watching Donald run after the ambulance* Hey, we're leaving my brother behind.
JJ: Who?
Geena: *Goes up to Victor* Excuse me. bạn left my brother behind.
Victor: Who?
Geena: I think we oughta turn around, and pick him up.
Victor: No one cares, he's a bastard.
Geena: But, please-
Victor: Look lady, we need bạn to be our patient so we can go to Los Angeles.
Geena: What are bạn taking me to Los Angeles for?
Victor: To win a race. bạn wanna do that, don't you? bạn usually win money for it.
Geena: I'm thêm interested in nature. bạn know, like trees.
Victor: Yeah, yeah, we went over it back at Darien.
Geena: They are good for the environment. And it's lovely to hear all the birds that sit on the branches, and sing their songs. I even know a poem about trees.
Victor: Now I'll tell bạn what's lovely. *Looks back* JJ! Take over with the Doc, and get up front!

2 B Continued
posted by karinabrony
 Babs Seed
Babs Seed
Babs Seed~

[Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Apple Bloom]
First, we thought that Babs was so really, really sweet
A new friend to have, and it seemed like such a treat
[Scootaloo]
But then, we found the truth; she's just a bully from the east
She went from Babs, yeah, to a bully and a beast
[Apple Bloom]
Everywhere we turn, she's just a step ahead
[Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo]
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what we gonna do?
Got a bully on our tail
Gotta hide, we gotta bail
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, if she's after you
Gotta run, we gotta...
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posted by Canada24
 (these three will be paired up for most of the story)
(these three will be paired up for most of the story)
A FEW WEEKS LATER!

Jappleack finally ended up telling about her adventures in Prime Ponyville, as Pinkie and Dragonowitiz finally seemed interested, for whatever reason.

"Did bạn see me!?" Dragonowitiz cried excitedly.

"No. Just Twilight and myself" Jappleack replied.

"Oh well.. Still sounds so totally far out" Dragonowitiz replied.

Jappleack also had the pair of them promise not to go into the portal. They both agreed not to. Feeling satisfied Jappleack started leaving.

"I'm going in the portal" Dragonowitiz announced, the direct moment Jappleack left them.

Pinkie gasped "But Spiiiiike.. bạn sai-...
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posted by applejackrocks1
It was 5:00 in the morning, everypony was sleeping. BUT, Applejack, who is a hard worker, was already showered and working on feeding the animals. She fed the Chickens, geese, turkeys, Parrots, cows, pigs, ducks, and of course, her pet Winona. She yawned as she head back into the House. She looked around, wondering what to feed her family...

Applejack: Hmmm....OH! I GOT IT!

Little Applebloom walked slowly into the kitchen...

AB: Sis? What are bạn doing up so early?
Applejack: Just making breakfast, that's it...*grabs eggs*
AB: OH! Can we have bacon??!
Applejack: Sorry sis, we don't have enough money...
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posted by Magicalgirl12
Once upon a time there lived a ngựa con, ngựa, pony named Trixie. Trixie was a hiển thị off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic thêm than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any thêm of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some thực phẩm and some water. She walked to a small ngựa con, ngựa, pony village. She could hardly walk...
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AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some bánh nướng nhỏ shoutouts, so if bạn haven't read Cupcakes, please do. các bình luận will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement bởi the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie đã đưa ý kiến she was sorry, her expression đã đưa ý kiến a different story. A week after...
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Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the trước đó installment, its based on creepypastas, thêm specifically Jeff the Killer. Please bình luận and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a đi văng she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...
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My Little Pony,
My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until bạn all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies bạn opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until bạn all shared its magic with me.
When danger...
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added by karinabrony
Ok. This is my first bài viết based on my opinion. If bạn want me to write another bài viết on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in câu hỏi right now: Cloppers

Yes bạn heard me cloppers. If bạn don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If bạn notice there is a clopper, why should that bother bạn in anyway? It's...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic
 Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done bởi Disneyfan333
Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No ngựa con, ngựa, pony can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead bởi cầu vồng Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead bởi a ngựa con, ngựa, pony named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead bởi Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead bởi John who somehow survived being killed bởi a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead bởi an alicorn named Fuku,...
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