This is retelling a South Park episode. Almost word to word. But I change some characters.. And some dialogue, particalary Saten's dialogue change from Stan's..
This episode is just me trying to see how much dark content I could get away with..
Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main đường phố, street was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours hoặc more, Because giáng sinh needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...
Nearby forest. Cute forest động vật gather round and decorate a small pine tree.
Narrator: The little woodland critters were also preparing for their giáng sinh Day.
Woodland Critters (singing): It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near. A Woodland Critter Christmas!
Narrator: The little critters worked hard as they happily sang, And each one of them had a quite interesting name. There was Squirrely the squirrel, Rabbity the rabbit, Beavery the beaver, and Beary the bear. Porcupiney the porcupine, Skunky the skunk, Foxy the fox, and Deery the deer. Woodpeckery the woodpecker, Mousey the mouse, and Chickadee-y the chickadee, all made the forest their house.
(wow, real orginal XD)
Narrator: And on that magical day, stumbling upon all of that, was our yêu thích red pony.
Saten (drinks light beer, already had 4 before it, crossing forest to get to Trixie's new house in ponyville): Still better than I use to drink... (sees them) What the hell?
Rabbity: Well, hello there. Welcome to our forest.
Skunky: How do bạn like our giáng sinh tree?
Saten: I.. I really don't care.
Beavery: Why, it's the most perfect cây in the forest! [the other cheer]
Saten (annoyed): I don't have time for thi-
Mousey: Oh no, I see a problem.
Deery: What is it, Mousey?
Mousey: Our giáng sinh cây doesn't have a star.
Critters: Awww.
Beary: We can't have a cây with no ngôi sao on it.
Saten (annoyed): Can't I ever just vượt qua, cross the forest in peace.
Rabbity: What are we gonna do?
Squirrely: Now don't be down, y'all. Maybe our new friend can help us find a star.
Critters [among other things]: Can bạn really? Oh would bạn please? Could bạn help us?
Saten: Fine I'll get your stupid ngôi sao if it means bạn leaving me alone.
Critters: [cheering] Yay!
Narrator: And so, using some paper and working with glee, the happy red Pegasus made a ngôi sao for the tree. Smiling the whole time.
Saten: (not smiling) There, its done, can I go now?
Critters: Ohhhh!
Beary: It's the nicest ngôi sao I ever saw.
Narrator: The little critters cheered and Beavery đã đưa ý kiến with a smile...
Beavery (smiling): How would bạn like to sing and dance with us for a while?
Narrator: Saten Twist smiled and said...
Stan [doesn't smile] Uh, no thanks, I'm gonna go. [turns around, and walks off]
Beavery: Goo- goodbye Twisty!
Critters: Goodbye, Saten! Bye! Cya!
Saten (to himself) (annoyed): Uhhh.
Saten finally arrives at Trixe's house.
Trixie: What took you?
Saten: I'll tell bạn later.. quán ăn ready?
Trixie: Sure..
This episode is just me trying to see how much dark content I could get away with..
Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main đường phố, street was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours hoặc more, Because giáng sinh needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...
Nearby forest. Cute forest động vật gather round and decorate a small pine tree.
Narrator: The little woodland critters were also preparing for their giáng sinh Day.
Woodland Critters (singing): It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near. A Woodland Critter Christmas!
Narrator: The little critters worked hard as they happily sang, And each one of them had a quite interesting name. There was Squirrely the squirrel, Rabbity the rabbit, Beavery the beaver, and Beary the bear. Porcupiney the porcupine, Skunky the skunk, Foxy the fox, and Deery the deer. Woodpeckery the woodpecker, Mousey the mouse, and Chickadee-y the chickadee, all made the forest their house.
(wow, real orginal XD)
Narrator: And on that magical day, stumbling upon all of that, was our yêu thích red pony.
Saten (drinks light beer, already had 4 before it, crossing forest to get to Trixie's new house in ponyville): Still better than I use to drink... (sees them) What the hell?
Rabbity: Well, hello there. Welcome to our forest.
Skunky: How do bạn like our giáng sinh tree?
Saten: I.. I really don't care.
Beavery: Why, it's the most perfect cây in the forest! [the other cheer]
Saten (annoyed): I don't have time for thi-
Mousey: Oh no, I see a problem.
Deery: What is it, Mousey?
Mousey: Our giáng sinh cây doesn't have a star.
Critters: Awww.
Beary: We can't have a cây with no ngôi sao on it.
Saten (annoyed): Can't I ever just vượt qua, cross the forest in peace.
Rabbity: What are we gonna do?
Squirrely: Now don't be down, y'all. Maybe our new friend can help us find a star.
Critters [among other things]: Can bạn really? Oh would bạn please? Could bạn help us?
Saten: Fine I'll get your stupid ngôi sao if it means bạn leaving me alone.
Critters: [cheering] Yay!
Narrator: And so, using some paper and working with glee, the happy red Pegasus made a ngôi sao for the tree. Smiling the whole time.
Saten: (not smiling) There, its done, can I go now?
Critters: Ohhhh!
Beary: It's the nicest ngôi sao I ever saw.
Narrator: The little critters cheered and Beavery đã đưa ý kiến with a smile...
Beavery (smiling): How would bạn like to sing and dance with us for a while?
Narrator: Saten Twist smiled and said...
Stan [doesn't smile] Uh, no thanks, I'm gonna go. [turns around, and walks off]
Beavery: Goo- goodbye Twisty!
Critters: Goodbye, Saten! Bye! Cya!
Saten (to himself) (annoyed): Uhhh.
Saten finally arrives at Trixe's house.
Trixie: What took you?
Saten: I'll tell bạn later.. quán ăn ready?
Trixie: Sure..
Pegasus cây phong, maple Syrup tumbled out of bed, only to see her daughter Gummy chịu, gấu waiting for her. "C'mon, Mom, wake up!" Gummy said. cây phong, maple got up and stretched, and walked down the stars followed bởi Gummy. cây phong, maple lived a normal, tired, life and loved Gummy, but was very bored of having the same schedule every day: get woken up bởi Gummy, talk to her husband, Buttered Pancake, go to work, come home, cook supper, put Gummy to bed, and then go to giường herself. Buttered wakes up, goes to work, comes home, and then goes to bed. Gummy wakes up, goes to school, comes home, and then gets put to giường bởi Maple. But. even though she didn't know it, cây phong, maple was going to have a very different ngày today.
