Saten Twist
Twilight Sparkle: I đã đưa ý kiến no magic. bạn were supposed to do it bởi hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.
Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.
Twilight Sparkle: Well, if bạn hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make thêm sense when you're actually setting the table.
Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?
Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess Celestia will be joining us tomorrow night to see how the friendship lessons are going! Starlight Glimmer: If it's just you, me, and Princess Celestia, why are there four seats?
Twilight Sparkle: Well, the whole point is for bạn to bring a new friend. That way, the princess will see for herself just how far you've come. And how good a teacher bạn have.
Starlight Glimmer: Well, I can't choose. I like all your friends.. Oh, and the red one.
Saten Twist: Hello.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh. Your still here.
Saten Twist: bạn invited me.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh yeah.. Anyway, that's the best part! bạn have to make a new friend!
Starlight Glimmer: New friends? Hey, maybe I'll just force friendships bởi magically enslaving the entire population of Ponyville!
Twilight Sparkle: Starlight!
Starlight Glimmer: Kidding! [laughs nervously]
Saten Twist (creepily): She can enslave me.
Twilight: (elbows him).
Starlight goes around town to try and make a new friend. Pinkie Pie introduces her to Mrs. Cake, but her attempt to impress with a magically whipped-up cake sends the wrong message. rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack introduces Starlight to the laconic Big McIntosh, but her use of magic to make him thêm talkative angers Applejack. Rarity tries to help Starlight meet ponies bởi making her an elaborate dress, but it wouldn't be ready in time for Twilight's bữa tối, bữa ăn tối the tiếp theo evening. cầu vồng Dashsuggests that Starlight meet Spitfire of the Wonderbolts, but Starlight doesn't know who the Wonderbolts are. She briefly gets along well with Fluttershy's animal friends, but she doesn't think they are what Twilight had in mind.
To get her mind off her growing stress, Starlight gets a spa treatment at the Ponyville ngày Spa. There, she meets a ngựa con, ngựa, pony who is also from out of town and burdened bởi a dark past, and she is happy to finally meet someone she can relate to.
At Twilight's house, Saten is seen smoking a joint.
Twilight Sparkle: Well.. Least bạn stopped drinking.
Saten Twist: (cough) One step at a time.
Suddenly Starlight runs in, cutely like usual.
Saten (startled, drops joint out the window): Crap.. Hope the cops don't find it.
Starlight Glimmer: Twilight, guess what! I made a new friend!
Twilight Sparkle: That's fantastic news!
Starlight Glimmer: She's great!
Twilight Sparkle: Great!
Saten Twist: Yeah. I guess.
Starlight Glimmer: She's powerful!
Twilight Sparkle: Powerful?
Starlight Glimmer: She's—
Trixie: Hello... princess!
Twilight Sparkle: Trixie?!
Saten: Yaaay! Your back!
Trixie Lulamoone: Yes, I've been at the spa. I've been stressed lately. Didn't want bạn to see me so stressed out.
Saten Twist: Like it would mat-
Starlight: Twilight knows bạn two?
Trixie:
We've had our differences. What matters is Twilight gave me a một giây chance, and I appreciate it..
Twilight Sparkle: So, um, what brings bạn to Ponyville?
Trixie: The Grrrreat and Powerful Trrrrixie has come to perform a new stage hiển thị of grand illusion! I am calling it "The Humble and Penitent Trixie's Equestrian Apology Tour"!
Saten Twist: bạn still do the 3rd person thing?
Trixie: Of coarse I do babe.
Twilight Sparkle: Starlight? A moment? Over here?
(Starlight and Saten follow Twilight).
Twilight: [hushed] I know I đã đưa ý kiến make Những người bạn with anypony, but, well, with Trixie's past, and your past, I'm not sure she's the bes-
Saten (offended) What are bạn trying to say about my girl!?
Twilight: Uhhh..
Saten: hiển thị she got a little over confident last time. And.. Rude.. But give her a break!
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah, bạn did say anypony, and I just assumed that you'd trust me to make my own Những người bạn the way Princess Celestia trusted you.
Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] You're right. I trust you. Just be back in time for the dinner.
Starlight Glimmer: Thanks, Twilight! bạn won't regret it!
Twilight Sparkle: I hope not. [sighs]
Trixie: This magic show's gonna be the greatest thing Ponyville's ever seen!
(they leave).
Twilight: (gulps).
Saten: (groans and lights new joint)
Twilight: I'm sorry fo-
Saten: Just drop it girl.
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe bạn pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're bạn heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are bạn going!?
Master Sword: Didn't bạn hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the đã đưa ý kiến bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe bạn pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're bạn heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are bạn going!?
Master Sword: Didn't bạn hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the đã đưa ý kiến bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret sự bỏ phiếu from Shining Armor. Thank bạn Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Jesus has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret sự bỏ phiếu from Shining Armor. Thank bạn Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Jesus has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
