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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stylo walked into the station, and was going to talk to Pete, when he came out of his office.

Pete: There bạn are Stylo. I need bạn to come here.
Stylo: Perfect. I was just on my way to see you. *Enters Pete's office*

They say down at Pete's desk

Stylo: Sir,
Stylo & Pete: If I may start fir-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: It's fine, bạn can-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: Wanna go first?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: bạn go first.
Stylo: Okay. I've had it with Mike destroying our stuff on this railroad. I would like to have a three ngày vacation.
Pete: I'm afraid your vacation may have to be bigger than that. *Shows Stylo the draft notice* Look what I found.
Stylo: A draft notice?
Pete: That's right. We gotta hide bạn somewhere, and fast.
Stylo: But sir, I wouldn't-
Pete: Don't worry about it Stylo, we'll find a great spot for bạn to hide. After all, the only thing thêm important than war is running a railroad. Actually, everything is thêm important than war.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: But running a railroad is the most important thing ever.
Stylo: Sir, I want to-
Pete: Hide? Good idea. Let's start.

Stylo kept getting interrupted bởi Pete, so he decided not to say anything.

First, Pete tried hiding Stylo in the yard tower, but no matter where he had Stylo, he was easily visible.

Pete: They'll spot bạn through the windows no matter what.
Stylo: Now what?
Pete: Let's try a different spot.

Next, Pete tried hiding Stylo in a freight car.

Pete: This is perfect. This freight car is not going anywhere at all, so you'll stay here until I tell bạn it's safe.
Orion: *Bumps into the car with his switcher*
Stylo: *Rolling down the đồi núi, hill in the freight car* Is it still an toàn, két an toàn sir?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I try helping him out, and this is the way he repays me. Wise đít, mông, ass wise cracks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I really need to think here. I need to find Stylo a hiding place, otherwise, the army will take him away, and send him into Vietnam to die.

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 14, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 9:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Ponies: *Listening to the loudspeaker at the station*
Loudspeaker Pony: Attention all passengers, happy Valentines Day. The tiếp theo train arriving is The City Of Denver. It's really big, so make sure it doesn't hit you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss as he drives a freight train out of the yard*
Metal Gloss: I feel so warm.
Hawkeye: Your face is red. Perhaps it's something I did.
Metal Gloss: Oh, no the heater is too high. *Lowers the temperature on the heater*
Audience: *Laughing*

Snowflake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *In his office* Why, are we back here? Go follow Stylo, I know what he's doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I wish him good luck too.

Song: link

Two days later at a bar

Stylo: *Drunk, resting his head on the counter in front of him* Oh fuck!!!
Pony 85: *Arrives* Hey.
Stylo: *Picks up his head, and looks at the ngựa con, ngựa, pony to his right*
Pony 85: I've heard of you.
Stylo: I'm sure bạn have, now if bạn don't mind, I'm trying to have a hangover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony 85: Somepony named Pierce Hawkins told me about you....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 17 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: Okay, here's what we're going to do. *Loses connection*

Rainbow Dash has left the game

Pinkie Pie: I like that idea. Let's do nothing.
Twilight: She rost connection. It's up to us.
Pinkie Pie: Right bạn are Twilight. Let's go use the teleporter.

As they were running, twelve zombies started to chase them.

Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: That tickles. *Lands between the horde of zombies*
Zombies: *Staying around the monkey*
Monkey: *Kills the zombies* Better luck tiếp theo time zombies.
Twilight: bạn give me great honor.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter, and plants...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"They đã đưa ý kiến to colonise the orther world. Noone knew it would end with millions of dead. Officials say that they can be heated as new generation of PCS come out under new name : Valkyries. These one are bigger, in size of typical Ponyville building and are created on look of human. Ponies enlist to army to take on monsters on orther side of gate, where -60 C cold wildness meet them."

Dan - bạn will not fall back from battlefield!


SomeoneButNoone presents.

Dan - Squadron V-2 are present :

The newest project.

Dan - V-1.1 Captain-Liberator Void V-1.2 một giây Lieutenant Snowflake.

And the main project...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 8 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Sees a green light on the map* The mystery box is on the bottom left portion of this map.
Applejack: What are we waitin' for? Let's buy some guns.

Lead bởi cầu vồng Dash, the ponies ran up the aisle, heading towards the room they started in, and turned right, to buy the tiếp theo room.

Pinkie Pie: Okay, time for one of bạn to buy the door now.
Applejack: No Pinkie, bạn do it. bạn have enough points to buy both this door, and a gun from the mystery box.
Pinkie Pie: Do not argue with your leader, and buy the door! One of you!
Rainbow Dash: I'll be the mature pony, and buy...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
>>>rebooting system
...
...
...
>>>>Error<<<<<

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Equestrian Labs.
00:05
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Steven - *reads papers* Mhm... I see... Alright *drops paper* Alright... Dan left bạn unfinished. Time to polish you.

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1 giờ later*
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Steven - OK
Scientist #1 - *gives half mechanic tim, trái tim to Steven*
Steven - *puts tim, trái tim inside* bạn will feel great... And be allowed to use over-trance.
Scientist #2 - We are ready for additional repairments.
Steven - Splendid! Let's start right away!

--
4 hours later
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Void - *wakes up* where.. I am?
Steven - Welcome! bạn were dead for one year.
Void - Dead......
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - bạn guys know there is way to clear my account. Pilot!
Pilot - Aye?
Joel - To FBI HQ!
Pilot - Yes sir.
Joel - *wears Kevlar* Those prison clothes are uncomfortable.
Steven - What's the plan?
Damien - Yeah...
Joel - Arson. We burn the hall and take server with my data and break it.
Damien - Sounds easy.
Joel - Oi... Nothing is easy...


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After action - safehouse
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Joel - Woo good to be free.
Damien - bạn talk like bạn were there for ages but it wasn't even 12 hours.
Steven - Heh...
Joel - Give me a break..

Dimitri - Good job boys. Your debts were paid... Good luck in your life!
FI - Well guys first...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dimitri - Do bạn liked the mares I sender to you? They didn't wanted it but with some money... bạn guys live like kings in the penthouse I bought for you. But it's action time. Time to work on the work. I left bạn some heavy armor to wear. bạn gonna go with truck as watch dogs. If anyone will try to steal it kill them. If police gonna check the truck kill them. Money need some laundry so bạn know. Anyway that's pretty much this.
FI - Heard the old pony. Sit there and don't di chuyển an inch and everything will be OKAY.


Damien - Eh it takes long to get there.
Steven - Yeah...
Joel - xin chào new how is it...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - Gentelmans we will di chuyển onto bigger shit from now.


Hour : 06:28


FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.



Location : Canterlot


FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want bạn to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only bạn and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.



Action Start



*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops or...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 8:57 PM when Tim arrived at the green house tiếp theo to the train station. There, he would visit Brielle.

Tim: *Walks to the front door* I wonder how she's able to answer the door. *Rings the door bell*

The whole house vibrated from the chuông, bell being rung.

Tim: Guess that các câu trả lời my question.
Brielle: *Opens the door while holding a piece of paper that says hello*

Song (Start at 0:15): link

Meanwhile on Malpaso Avenue, disaster struck

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*
Honda Pony: *Hits the Mitsubishi*
Volkswagen Pony: *Crashes...
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Saten and Spike: Starlight Glimmer?

Twilight: I was sure I saw her, boys. But when I looked again, she was gone! I'm just worried what she could be up

Spike: Nothing good, I bet. I heard she wasn't very happy the last time bạn saw.

Saten: (sarcastically) bạn don't say.

Twilight: Look, forcing everybody in her village to have the same cutie mark wasn't right. We had to do something!

Saten: thêm like bạn had to do something.. I loved her town.

Twilight: (annoyed) No bạn didn't.. bạn just thought she was hot.

Saten: ... Still do.

Twilight: Well, bạn won't be thinking that after she tries to kill you.

Saten:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2


"The battle aginst fool"


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Darkness - Really...
Gatekeeper - Only one ngựa con, ngựa, pony to pass this point.
Lightning - Why?
Gatekeeper - hoặc else another Ponies will die.......
Whiteheart - I'll go!
Darkness - Let me... I have power of creation...
Gatekeeper - Everypony else should follow me *walks*
Lightning - Watch out there... OK...
Darkness - Alright... *walks to Golden Hall*
Dan - *stands in middle of hall slightly smiling* bạn couldn't play bởi my rules....
Darkness - ...
Dan - Its a butyful ngày isn't it...
Darkness - ...
Dan - bạn know what is special in this Hall, if someone dies he come back. Well...
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Meanwhile, Saten Twist catches up to an unnamed stallion, near an empty building.

Saten: (angrily) Hey, buddy.. Give back Lemon's purse.

Stallion: (holding bia bottle) And why would I do tha- (Saten steals the guys bottle) Hey!

Saten: (looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive.

Stallion: Not really.. It was on sale.

Saten: Oh.. Good.. Than the only thing this will damage is your head, not to bank account.

Stallion: What bạn mean my he-

Saten: Last chance to give back to purse.

Stallion: Fuck you.

Saten: I figured your say that.. (suddenly he breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 6
End of Pulse
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Lilly - bạn can't go alone!
Shadowknight - ...
Lilly - I'll send army with you-
Shadowknight - No it will make an international problem.
Crimson - I'll go with you...
Shadowknight - You?
Crimson - I'm talented thief and assasin. Let me go with you.
Shadowknight - Alright *grabs his sword and Shield*
Lilly - Are bạn mad bạn will be outnumbered!
Shadowknight - I don't care, I was được trao care and trang chủ bởi those Ponies and I won't leave them like that, I wouldn't never do it!
Lilly - ... I'm not stopping bạn then.
-Camp-
Rebel - Hehehe miladies.
Emerald - Stay away...
Pearl - *cries*
Rebel...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The tiếp theo day, a State Trooper suburban arrived towing a trailer with two snowmobiles on it.

Captain Jefferson: Finally, it's about time they got here.
Tim & Julia: *Walk out of the building, wearing helmets, and thick coats attached to pants*
Captain Jefferson: Are bạn ready?
Tim: Yes Captain.
State Trooper Pony: *Gets out of the Suburban*
Captain Jefferson: This is Neigh Jersey State Trooper Sargent Timothy Dunkirk.
State Trooper Pony: Hello.
Tim: Nice to meet bạn Sargent.
State Trooper Pony: We believe we've located the trang chủ of one of your suspects. Both of them could be there. We saw...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The tiếp theo day, Tim went into Captain Jefferson's office.

Captain Jefferson: What can I do for bạn Tim?
Tim: It's about those two ponies on snowmobiles.
Captain Jefferson: Did they get away from bạn again?
Tim: Yes.
Captain Jefferson: I thought so. That's why I called the State Troopers to get us two snowmobiles for you, and Julia to use.
Tim: Oh great. That's what I was going to talk to bạn about.
Captain Jefferson: Now with that out of the way, it's time for us to go have our briefing.

Tim walked with Captain Jefferson into the briefing room, where the other officers were waiting, including...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia were trying to help a mare get out of her car. None of the doors would open, and it was freezing inside.

Mare: Get me out of here!!
Tim: Hold on, we will!!
Julia: What are we going to do?
Tim: Let me talk to her, I think I got something. *Goes to the front of the car* Ma'am, we're going to bust the front window open.
Mare: Are bạn mad?! Do bạn know how much this car costs?!
Tim: What's thêm important ma'am? The car, hoặc your life? Plus it's already damaged. Now stand back, we don't want bạn getting hurt.
Mare: *Goes as far back as she can*
Tim: *Grabs his night stick, and hits...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This hot rod is bad đít, mông, ass
This hot rod is bad ass
Larry: *Walks to the Beetle hot rod* Here it is.
Adrenaline: Looks pretty good.
Larry: *Opens the hood* We got a V8 from Princess Motors. Let's see how fast bạn can get this thing going.
Adrenaline: Alright.
Larry: *Sits in the passenger seat* The hàng đầu, đầu trang speed on this car is 152 miles an hour.
Adrenaline: *Starts the car*

As soon as the car starts up, this song comes on: link

Adrenaline: *Starts driving*
Larry: So where are bạn going to take us?
Adrenaline: Well, where do bạn wanna go?
Larry: You're the driver. bạn decide.
Adrenaline: Not sure.
Larry: Then just drive around, and see how fast bạn can get this...
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