Leonard
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Glasgow Village, St. Foalis, 1981
Lewis: *Running out of his house*
I'd spend most of my time in Summer, running around town, trying to find these two detectives. My family lived in the Northern section of town, just tiếp theo to Interstate 270, near Chouteau Island. I just graduated from Riverview Gardens High School, and even though my parents wanted me to go to College, I had something else in mind.
Lewis: *Sees Leonard in his car* Hi Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, come on in.
Lewis: *Gets in the back seat*
Leonard, and his partner Peter always enjoyed having me around. It wasn't hard to find them. I had to look around for a white Chrysler, get in, and tham gia them on whatever job their commissioner had them do. Whether it was stakeouts, hoặc patrols, the three of us made a great team. They even taught me a lot.
Leonard: All right, what's an 11-82?
Lewis: An accident with no injuries.
Leonard: Hell yeah!
Peter: This guy has brains!
Leonard: We'd be nowhere without you.
And it was fun too. I mean, I just graduated from High School, and hear I am with these two detectives, as if I'm like one of them. I remember tons of good memories sitting there with them in their Chrysler, and we busted a lot of ponies together.
But when I told my parents the news, this happened.
Stop the song
Lewis: *Walks into his dad's room*
Dad: *Using a typewriter* What do bạn want?
Lewis: Well, uh-
Dad: Are bạn just going to stand there like a retard, hoặc are bạn going to say something? What the hell do bạn want?
Lewis: I'm not interested in going to College.
Dad: What?
Lewis: I want to be a police officer.
Dad: No! Absolutely not! Go to your room right now! You're grounded!!
Everything pauses in place as Lewis begins to narrate again
He grounded me for two whole weeks. I wasn't allowed to do anything. I couldn't read a book, I couldn't open a window, hell I couldn't even get out of my bed. That's how bad it was. When I was ungrounded, I told Leonard what happened.
Leonard: Lewis, where the hell have bạn been? We missed you, and three suspects got away from us since bạn weren't here.
Lewis: My dad grounded me, because I told him I wanted to be a cop. I'm sorry guys, but I can't be with bạn anymore.
Leonard: Sure bạn can. Let me deal with him.
2 B Continued
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe bạn pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're bạn heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are bạn going!?
Master Sword: Didn't bạn hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the đã đưa ý kiến bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe bạn pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're bạn heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are bạn going!?
Master Sword: Didn't bạn hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the đã đưa ý kiến bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret sự bỏ phiếu from Shining Armor. Thank bạn Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Jesus has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret sự bỏ phiếu from Shining Armor. Thank bạn Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Jesus has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
