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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:09 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Orion was on his way back to Cheyenne from Denver, after delivering the Iron Ore, and steel. Now the freight cars on his train are empty.

Orion: The adventure never seems to end for those freight cars. They just keep going all over the place, and.. What the fuck am I talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: *Going down Sherman Hill* Okay, time for my plan.
Mirage: *Backing three diesels onto a freight train*
Dan: *Walking to Mirage's train*
Mike: Where are bạn two heading?
Dan: Westbound, to Greeley.
Mirage: Hold up mate, I see another train.
Dan: What about it? *Sees that it's going too fast* Never mind.
Mike: Losh sakes. It's coming into the yards.
Dan: If he doesn't slow down, he might crash into us.

But the train passed them on another track. At that time, Orion flew out of it, and landed tiếp theo to Mike.

Orion: Tada! *The train crashes, and blows up behind him*
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: bạn fucking bastard.
Orion: What?! How else am I supposed to get fired?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: ORION!!!!!!!
Orion: *Excited* Here it comes!!!!
Pete: *Arrives, and is very angry* bạn caused another accident.
Orion: Of course I did. How else am I supposed to get fired around here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Well instead of firing you, bạn know what I'm gonna do?
Orion: If you're not gonna ngọn lửa, chữa cháy me, I don't wanna know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Too bad. I am going to have bạn work for ten weeks without pay, and get bạn arrested.
Orion: Why is it so difficult to get fired on purpose?!?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: Nice try Stardust.
Dan: Will he ever get fired?
Mirage: I doubt it. *Drives the train*
Orion: xin chào wait a minute! Guys!!
Mike: *Walking away from Orion*
Orion: I need help thinking of ways to get fired! I need a partner!!

As soon as he đã đưa ý kiến that, everypony ran away from him.

Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: Oh shit!!
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

On the tiếp theo episode of Ponies On The Rails

Stylo finds an airplane

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* bạn sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are bạn talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking phía trước, chuyển tiếp to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do bạn want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: bạn have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, bởi having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help bạn with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, bạn have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed bởi the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting tiếp theo to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying bạn were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the ngày February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did bạn think of Gordon's actions when he told bạn to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: bạn can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if bạn will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset bởi what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When bạn say surprised, do bạn mean like an angry kind of surprised, hoặc just surprised?
Jeff:...
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