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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 27, 1963
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 10:00 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Everypony on the Union Pacific was very busy. When kẹo got to the yards, she looked around.

Candy: All clear. Now where is 8444? *Walking to the servicing facility*

The outside section had fifteen diesels tiếp theo to the sheds.

Candy: *Finds engine 8444 in the shed. She walks towards it, looking around to make sure no one is following her, but on the other side of the diesel engines.

Jeff: She's there, let's go. *Runs with Percy, and three police ponies*
Candy: *Didn't hear them as she gets closer to the cab. She's about to climb up into the cab*
Jeff: *Arrives with Percy, and the police ponies* Stop!!
Police Ponies: *Arresting Candy* You're under arrest for grand theft. *Walking away with her*

Two hours later, Hawkeye entered the train yards in a freight train with Stylo.

Stylo: Right on time, as usual.
Hawkeye: Just the way I want to keep it. *Climbs out of the engine with Stylo*
Percy & Jeff: *Arrive* Hawkeye, Stylo, guess what.
Stylo: bạn two got a raise.
Jeff: No. We stopped the ngựa con, ngựa, pony who robbed our engine.
Percy: She was trying to take 8444, but we stopped her just in time.
Hawkeye: Well, nice job.
Stylo: bạn should get a raise for that.

The End

On the tiếp theo episode of Ponies On The Rails

Hard times arrive for Hawkeye

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from February 26, 2016.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen bởi Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no bạn don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are bạn kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to di chuyển but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh bạn from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this ngựa con, ngựa, pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are bạn doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did bạn do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: bạn sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will hiển thị bạn them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: bạn see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do bạn think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, bạn there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a báo cáo of a ngựa con, ngựa, pony trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the một giây story of Lọ lem II: Dreams Come True. I hope that bạn will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny ngày in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, hoặc just relaxing their ngày away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other thêm often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case bạn are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a đường phố, street to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a ngựa con, ngựa, pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the ngựa con, ngựa, pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the trái cam, màu da cam stallion asked. "Our tiếp theo target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are bạn waiting for? Stab me if bạn can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are bạn doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, bạn are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR Những người bạn but i forgive bạn now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed bạn to do bạn need any help dashy"
"ya can bạn um(looks aroud) can bạn clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back bạn must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE bạn SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are bạn okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do bạn have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do bạn need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he đã đưa ý kiến he was. Later, Score introduced her Những người bạn to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, nghề viết văn another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made bởi Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This hiển thị was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful ngày in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have bạn done?
Pete: You're...
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added by ChibiEmmy
Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told bạn that bạn should......
Spike:Oh,why the cỏ khô, hay don't bạn stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get bạn a mice hole,for bạn to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...
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Spike:Peter,another drink.
Peter:My friend,you had enough for today!
Spike:Hey,you want my money,you don"t care about me!
Peter:I care about you.We have 20 years that know each other.Now,if bạn want,I can give bạn a job and..
Spike:No,I want more..More and more...
Jordan:Hey,we are men,and we are going to drink.I will give this man a drink.
Spike:Thanks man!
Jordan:No problem!I get what bạn are passing!Do bạn have children and a wife?
Spike:*sigh*Not anymore.
Jordan:Better!Now don"t worry.Drink as much as bạn want.
Spike:Nah,I got to go!
Jordan:Then,see ya!
Spike:*enters in a casino*
Worker:We're closed!You...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dimitri - bạn may think how selfish and cold ngựa con, ngựa, pony like me can have a daughter? Well before I leaded Mafia I had a good family without problems. Anyway Natasha - my daughter came from Russia to pay me a visit and she would be cool if not for kidnapping in front of airport. I want bạn guys to do anything bạn want just get her an toàn, két an toàn to my house.

FI - Heard the old guy. It's not slip'n'slide job. If they kill her it will be over with you. But we have a handicap. There appears to be a bank tiếp theo doors so we gonna "rob" the bank while saving Natasha. Bank will be easy job. thêm info when bạn get to...
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