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Meanwhile, Saten Twist catches up to an unnamed stallion, near an empty building.

Saten: (angrily) Hey, buddy.. Give back Lemon's purse.

Stallion: (holding bia bottle) And why would I do tha- (Saten steals the guys bottle) Hey!

Saten: (looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive.

Stallion: Not really.. It was on sale.

Saten: Oh.. Good.. Than the only thing this will damage is your head, not to bank account.

Stallion: What bạn mean my he-

Saten: Last chance to give back to purse.

Stallion: Fuck you.

Saten: I figured your say that.. (suddenly he breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the hàng đầu, đầu trang of his head to start bleeding).

Stallion: (screams in pain and freaks out).

Saten: Yeah, that hurt?

Stallion: (still screaming).

Saten: That hurt?

Stallion: WHAT THE HELL!? (continues yelling).

Saten: Shouldn't of robbed my cousin.. (punches the Stallion) That's what happens, man! (punches the Stallion again).

Stallion: Oh, my God!

Saten: Yeah, that's what happens. (begins repeatedly punching him) Messed with the wrong girl, pal!

Saten Twist violently beats up the stallion, before grabbing Lemon's purse, witch was dropped bởi thief during the ordeal.

Saten: There.. tiếp theo time your know better, won't you?

Stallion: (panting and badly beaten up) bạn freakin' psychopath!

Saten: (throws him towel) Yeah, clean yourself up.. (flies off, glad to have had the"stress release").

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Saten: Here's your purse.

Lemon: (takes it) Oh.. Just as I was beginning to think bạn STOPPED being sweet after all those years.

Saten: (under breath) I needed to hurt someone today anyway.

Minuette: (with Lemon) bạn say something?

Saten: No.. Not at all.

Twinkleshine: Hey. We should see go watch Twilight's speech.

chanh and Minuette: (excitedly) Yeah!

Dash: No!

All 3: (adorably) Pleeease?

Saten: I'm not going to a stupid, boring, speech!

AT THE SPEECH:

Saten: (looking annoyed while in his seat) I am NOT happy about this.

Twinkleshine: What was the last thing bạn were EVER happy about?

Saten: ... Shut up.

Lemon: Well too late now.. Your stuck with us for the tiếp theo 2 hours.

Saten: It's two hours!?

Lemon: And no beers are allowed.

Saten: (starts crying).

Spike: Don't worry man.. I'll keep bạn company.

Saten: (cries even harder).
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* bạn sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are bạn talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking phía trước, chuyển tiếp to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do bạn want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: bạn have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, bởi having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help bạn with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican ngựa con, ngựa, pony 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, bạn have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting tiếp theo to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying bạn were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the ngày February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did bạn think of Gordon's actions when he told bạn to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: bạn can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if bạn will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset bởi what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When bạn say surprised, do bạn mean like an angry kind of surprised, hoặc just surprised?
Jeff:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After shoveling thêm coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is thêm like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...
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In Ponyville at the ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a không gian station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.

Louis: xin chào you. Are bạn Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do bạn want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What bạn just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please ngọn lửa, chữa cháy me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't ngọn lửa, chữa cháy you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying...
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posted by Canada24
LATER!

Ditto, Dash and rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack gather the rest of the main six.

But first rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack had to think, how exactly was she suppose to break this to Rarity, didn't think that part though.

But, unexpectedly, Dash just went out and đã đưa ý kiến it, not even giving it enough thought.

Reasonably, Rarity was speechless, and just stood there wild mouthed.

In fact, things were quite for a long while.

"This better not be, some sort of cruel joke" Rarity đã đưa ý kiến finally.

"In truth.. I didn't believe it either. But I went over there, and well. Found abit of her costume" rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack insisted, and even showed it, to prove she...
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posted by Canada24
Considering nobody else was aware of poor Sweetie Belle's situation.

Everything was normal.

Dash and Ditto were working the haunted house, it's possible they may be finally getting along, but it's uncertain.

Scootaloo and AppleBloom, we're the tiếp theo to try the haunted house, they didn't know where Sweetie Belle was, but they assumed she was just busy.

Last they saw her, she was hanging with Button Mash, when, unfortunately, it's partly his fault that she's in the situation she's in.

Anyway.

As they entered the haunted house, it was suddenly very dark, they kept banging into each other, much to the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
cầu vồng Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.

Rainbow Dash: I thought bạn two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have bạn two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
Rainbow Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your Những người bạn back to life.
Applejack: Will bạn get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
Rainbow Dash: Good....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Upon arrival to C.I.E Headquarters, P was there waiting.

S: *Parks car*
P: *Opens door for Con*
Con: Well, *Gets out of car* That was very generous of bạn sir.
P: No problem. I'm glad bạn have returned.
Con: Thanks. It's great to be back.
P: Right. Now, I know bạn just returned, but I need bạn to do something for me.
Con: What is it?
P: You'll know once I hiển thị you. *Walks upstairs*
Con: *Follows P* You're very good at hiding secrets.
P: 0007, I just want bạn to complete this job, and that's it. *Walks in room*
Con: *Enters room* What's this?
P: That's a time machine.
Con: Really?
P: Yes. Now listen,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Toby, and Melissa walked home, and told their parents about what they saw.

Martha: A painted tree? How is that possible?
Toby: The art class in our school did it.
James: Whatever will they think of next?
Toby: Maybe someday, a ngựa con, ngựa, pony will put an engine into a horse carriage, and call it a car.
James: Hmmm.
Toby: It may not sound like a good idea now, but when it does get invented thêm ponies will want to try it, and then they'll start creating their own cars. In twenty years hoặc so, they'll make a lot of changes to the car.
James: Uh, Toby? That's never going to happen at all.
Toby: Just a guess....
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