Date: June 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:42 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Two military ponies in a Jeep stopped at the station.

Military ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: *Stops between a Cadillac, and a Corvette*
Military ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: *Getting out*
Military ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: *Following his partner*
Pete: *Signing papers*
Military Ponies: *Walking in*
Pete: Can I help bạn two?
Military ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: I assume bạn heard of the Soviet attack on our base earlier this morning.
Pete: Yes I did. Very unfortunate.
Military ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: We've been asked to set up base here, and watch out for any suspicious activity.
Pete: I don't know what makes bạn think we'd do anything against the United States, we're just a railroad.
Military ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: Run bởi Communists.
Pete: Then explain to us why we deliver your supplies, and vehicles?
Military ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: Sabotage.
Military ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: They could be faulty.
Pete: Have they ever gone wrong?
Military ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: The armor on some tanks weren't thick enough.
Pete: Well don't blame us, we just deliver the stuff the way it is. bạn wanna complain? Go to where they manufacture your shit.
Military ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: We'll go to where they manufacture our vehicles. bạn can go complain to where they manufacture our shit.
Military ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: We will set up base tiếp theo to your train yard.

It only took them two phút to park the Jeep tiếp theo to the train yard, and put up their tents.

Hawkeye: *Enters the yards in a freight train with Stylo* What the heck is going on?
Stylo: When did we grab the interest of the military?
Hawkeye: I guess our reputation speaks for itself. *Stops tiếp theo to Snowflake's tower*
Mike: *Walks over to the military ponies* What are bạn two doing here?
Military ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: Inspecting your railroad for Communist activity.
Mike: There ain't any communists here.
Military ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: We'll decide that.
Mike: None of us are Russian.
Military ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: bạn sound Russian to me mack.
Mike: I'm Scottish.
Military ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: Whatever bạn usually do here, I think bạn should focus on that.
Mike: Whatever lads. *Walks away* These Equestrian ponies just keep getting dumber, and dumber.
Dan: What was that all about Mike?
Mike: They think we're communists.
Dan: Oh shit. How do we convince them that we're not?
Mike: I have a plan.

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