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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 10, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 4:44 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Bow & Mũi tên xanh rode her bicycle into the train yard when she saw a freight train enter. The train was being pulled bởi three diesels from the Baltimare & Ohio.

Bow & Arrow: *Looks at the train* Hm, that's strange. *Goes to the train*
Mirage: *Stops the train tiếp theo to Snowflake's tower*
Bow & Arrow: *Gets tiếp theo to the train, and watches Mirage get out* Sir?
Mirage: *Turns around* Yes little filly?
Bow & Arrow: I thought this was the Union Pacific.
Mirage: It is, those engines bạn see were borrowed from another railroad.
Bow & Arrow: *Looks around him* Where's Stylo?
Mirage: I don't know.
Bow & Arrow: Does he still work on this railroad?
Mirage: I'm sure he does. He's probably out on the mainline in another train. *Goes to uncouple the engines from his train*
Bow & Arrow: I need to find him. *Spots another freight train, and runs towards it. She finds a ladder on a boxcar, and climbs up to the top* Maybe I can get a good view up here. *Feels the train moving* Uh oh. I ain't supposed to be up here. Help!! Stop the train!!
Snowflake: *Spots Bow & Mũi tên xanh on hàng đầu, đầu trang of the train, and talks on the radio* Train 652, bạn have a ngựa con, ngựa, pony on hàng đầu, đầu trang of your train. Stop immediately.

Unfortunately, Orion was driving that train.

Orion: *Replies on the radio* No thanks, I'm going to go very fast until that ngựa con, ngựa, pony falls off, and then I'll get fired! *Laughing*
Snowflake: That ngựa con, ngựa, pony is a filly! Slow down!
Orion: No. *Increases speed on his train* I am gonna lose my job one way hoặc another, because if I quit, the government will execute me!
Snowflake: Oh for the tình yêu of Pete. *Talks into P.A System* Attention, Jeffery Soto, follow train 652. There is a filly on board, and she needs help.
Jeff: *Runs to get into a truck*
Percy: What about me?
Jeff: Maintain the engines until I get back! *Gets into a truck, and drives after Orion's train*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *In another freight train, passing Orion's train in the opposite direction*
Stylo: *Sees Bow & Mũi tên xanh on Orion's train* Hey, that was Bow & Mũi tên xanh on that train.
Hawkeye: The filly?
Stylo: Yes, what's she doing up there? *Gets on the radio* Snowflake, I just saw a filly on hàng đầu, đầu trang of a train.
Snowflake: I don't know how she got there, but Orion refuses to stop. Jeffery is going after that train to save the filly.
Hawkeye: Okay, if he doesn't get the filly before we stop our train, we'll go after her too.
Bow & Arrow: *Looks at the caboose* Maybe I can get in there, and tell the conductor to stop this train.

But before she could go, a coupling came undone. The last four cars of the train, (Two freight cars are between the caboose and the boxcar Bow & Mũi tên xanh is on) started rolling downhill.

Bow & Arrow: Uh oh. *Panics as the cars start rolling downhill*
Jeff: *Sees Bow & Mũi tên xanh on the runaway cars, and follows them*
Bow & Arrow: *Spots the truck*
Jeff: *Driving right tiếp theo to the freight car* Jump!
Bow & Arrow: What if I don't make it?!
Jeff: bạn have to! Jump into the back of the truck!
Bow & Arrow: Dear lord, please help me make it into the truck! *Jumps*

She made it safely into the back of the truck

Jeff: *Stops*
Bow & Arrow: *Gets out, and walks into the truck, sitting tiếp theo to Jeff*
Jeff: Are bạn hurt?
Bow & Arrow: No, I'm okay. Thanks.
Jeff: *Stops tiếp theo to Stylo's train*
Stylo: *Walks to the truck* Bow, what happened?
Bow & Arrow: I was trying to look for you.
Stylo: I thought I told bạn to stand 6 feet away from the trains.
Bow & Arrow: I know, I'm sorry. I just went up there so I could get a good view of where I could find you.
Stylo: Well, here I am. bởi the way, how did bạn get the name Bow & Arrow?
Bow & Arrow: Because I'm good with a bow & arrow.
Stylo: Oh, wonderful.
Bow & Arrow: I gotta go now. *Runs back to her bicycle* Bye.
Stylo: See bạn later Bow & Arrow.

The End

On the tiếp theo episode of Ponies On The Rails

Two Military ponies make things difficult for everypony on the Union Pacific

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production

The leader in người hâm mộ fictions, as proven bởi this poll: link
Song: link

Nazis: *Firing at Sean, and his teammates with 50 caliber machine guns*
Pony: *Gets hit, and crashes into an enemy bomber*
Sean: Only 47 left. *Shoots the back of one of the bombers until smoke starts to appear*
Nazi 34: *Losing altitude, and crashes into the ground. The plane continues to move, until it goes into a lake*
Wind: *Shoots down two bombers*
Nazis: We're dropping like flies! Where are you?
Eggman: Calm down, and continue to your destination. I will be there soon.
Metal Sonic: I will teach that grey hedgehog who he's messing with.
Twilight: And I'm gonna get revenge on my...
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Granny Smith: bạn ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're bạn doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of cỏ khô, hay from you? I forgot to stock up on thực phẩm for Angel, and bạn do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...
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real trích dẫn bởi me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way hoặc anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no thêm than what bạn expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing thêm to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable bạn just want to take everything bạn own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless bạn like stupid comedies...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic cầu vồng as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker

Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the tháng is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, windwakerguy430 is responsible for making bad đít, mông, ass reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.

--

Wolf Of Trottingham: bạn won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
Wolf Of Trottingham: bạn won't get away, because Prince John...
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe bạn pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're bạn heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are bạn going!?

Master Sword: Didn't bạn hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the đã đưa ý kiến bank.

TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:

Judge: Alright do to 29 secret sự bỏ phiếu from Shining Armor. Thank bạn Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).

Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).

Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.

LATER:

Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).

Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?

Pinkamena: I, I know Jesus has forgiven me..

Ditto: ... Your joking right?

Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!

Ditto: (pulls the switch).

However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.

Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?

THE END
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The tháng award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If bạn were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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cầu vồng Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was thêm like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

Rainbow Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To cầu vồng Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
Rainbow Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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added by horsesmaybeidk
Source: alloyrabbit
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof bởi behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten đã đưa ý kiến nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave bạn alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad bạn to know bạn actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten đã đưa ý kiến a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. bạn wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten đã đưa ý kiến excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.



Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..
Episode 10: Quicksilver

Me: *Reading X-Men #4 in a small park near Cloudsdale*

Scootaloo: *Approaches me* Hello Nick,

Me: Hello Scootaloo. How are you?

Scootaloo: Good, I guess. Can I ask bạn something?

Me: Sure.

Scootaloo: My Những người bạn Applebloom and Sweetie Belle both look up to superheroes, like Captain Marvel and con nhện, nhện Man, but now I don’t have one. Can bạn find me a hero who is fast and cool at the same time?

Me: Well, the first one that comes to mind is the mutant Quicksilver.

Scootaloo: Quicksilver?

Me: Quicksilver, aka Pietro Maximoff, is the twin brother of Scarlet Witch. He has super speed...
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Episode 2: Iron Man

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #39* on a bench in Cloudsdale*

Rainbow Dash: *Sits tiếp theo to me* What are bạn reading? A comic book? Those are sooooo boring!

Me: Why do bạn say that?

Rainbow Dash: The characters are boring and cheesy!

Me: Not all of them. What about Iron Man?

Rainbow Dash: *Looks confused* Iron Man? Who's that?

Me: Iron Man, aka Tony Stark, is a billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist, and a superhero.

Rainbow Dash: He sounds cool...tell me more...

Me: Well, Tony Stark was kidnapped bởi Communists, and almost died bởi a piece of shrapnel. However, he survived by...
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The crusaders followed young Trixie towards her mysterious building.
Scootaloo: (nervously) Are bạn sure this place is okay?
Trixie: Why wouldn't it?
Scootaloo: Well. It says RED rum all over the walls.
Trixie: Well I-
Sweetie Belle: (excitedly) Oh! Oh! Ever had that stuff?
Scootaloo: What? Red rum?
Sweetie Belle: It's REALLY really good!
AppleBloom: Well. To bạn maybe.. But it's quite strong tasting.
Scootaloo: What gives!? bạn guys got to have alcohol before I did.
appleBloom: It's nothing to brag about. Alcohol is over rated.
Scootaloo: Thats what bạn say about 'everything'.
Trixie: Guys. bạn going...
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I thought I would have thêm ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.

So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..

So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till tiếp theo time my dear những người hâm mộ :)

I'm suppose to write thêm words so here's ngẫu nhiên Metallica lyrics

"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, Mất tích his way.

Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
posted by Seanthehedgehog
I asked Dragonaura15 on Deviant Art if she wanted her character on here, and she đã đưa ý kiến yes. She appears in a short scene as Papillon's wife.

Now where was we? Oh yes, papillon was in solitary confinement. Six months passed since he was put on half rations. Louis, and Andrew were talking about him in the prison.

Andrew: bạn shouldn't have sent them.
Louis: Why not?
Andrew: Now he's on half rations.
Louis: What is he doing on half rations?
Andrew: He was asked about who sent the coconuts, but he didn't answer. So they put him on half rations.
Louis: That's not my fault. The warden is an idiot, it's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Những người bạn live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here...
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Plots:

Story/Main plot:So we start out with our villains. Finding out the defeat of Sunset the demon. Well, the cầu vồng magic. And somehow no one else notices it.....why?I guess demands it. Anyway back to the story. We seem to be in the CHS, Where we are seeing the students get ready for the "battle of the bands". First part of it at least. Since Celestia is a troll she reminds everyone of the dance. Everyone so how gets the urge to look at Sunset in a angry face. Huh, Nicely played Celestia. diễn xuất innocent while giving one of our students a hard time. So after that scene we cut into the main...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING, THERE WILL BE SWEARING!

This episode is just...meh at best, and atrocious at worst.

It starts with Rarity planning a festival, and Rarity wants to impress a ngựa con, ngựa, pony named Trenderhoof.

Rarity attempts to impress Trenderhoof, but Trenderhoof prefers Applejack. This immediately makes Trenderhoof an a**hole in my opinion. He's only attracted to rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack because of stupid stereotypes! Stupid, country, stereotypes!

Then Trenderhoof starts to stalk Applejack, while Rarity is obviously crushing on him. Then, Trenderhoof who I will now call A**hoof, because A**hoof keeps on teasing Rarity but then...
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