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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Case cracker returned to the Pizzeria with Gordon and Sam, they told Jim about their success.

Jim: Alright, great job bạn three. Now, time for lunch. I'm buying. Want any pizza?
Sam: I'll take mine with broccoli, and onions.
Case Cracker: I'd like some pineapple on mine.
Gordon: Get me sausage.
Jim: How many slices would bạn like?
Sam: I'll take two.
Case Cracker: Two.
Gordon: Just one for me.
Jim: Okay. *Goes to order pizza*
Sam: We did great.
Case Cracker: A clean kill. No thêm cop.

They enjoyed their pizza. tiếp theo day, Gordon was sleeping when Case cracker walked into his home.

Gordon: Case, what the hell are bạn doing?
Case Cracker: Asking bạn for some help.
Gordon: What's wrong?
Case Cracker: I'm trying to replace my Tornado after it got wrecked, but some things are making it complicated.
Gordon: Like?
Case Cracker: First of all, I want a Lambronyni, but Canterlot keeps sending me 60% discounts for a Firebolt. I don't know which one I want man.
Gordon: Why don't bạn just buy the Firebolt, and steal the Lambronyni?
Case Cracker: That could be arranged.
Gordon: *Smiles* I think I know what bạn got planned.
Case Cracker: Heard there's a rich stallion just outa town. Word is he has a Lambronyni, with some other cars.
Gordon: Excellent. We'll get Sam to help us out. When do we get the car?
Case Cracker: Could get it tomorrow night hoặc we'll have to wait another week.
Gordon: Tomorrow. I want bạn to have that car as soon as possible.
Case Cracker: Thanks man. So it's settled. The three of us get that car tomorrow.

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RARITY - WHAT THE HELL ? KIND OF DRESSES ARE THOSE SCARITY !
SCARITY- HA HAAAAAA !YES, THE DECAYING KIND, OH PERHAPS THE OTHER DARK 5 ARE PLAYING NICE WITH YOUR Những người bạn I HOPE.

CLOWN PIE- HELLO, WELCOME TO THE CARNIVAL PINKIE PIE I'D MAKE bạn JUMP SCARE TO MY FUN HOUSE OF SMILES ISN'T THAT WHAT bạn WANT?

PINKIE PIE - I'M GETTING A BAD FEELING ABOUT THESE GUYS

PENTAGRAM SPARKLE- I JUST tình yêu đọc YOUR MAGIC POWER LIKE A BOOK TWILIGHT COME WHY DON'T bạn SAY bạn HAVE SOME FUN WITH ME IN HELL HAAAAAA!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- DID DISCORD PUT bạn PONIES UP TO STEALING THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP ?

PENTAGRAM...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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14th May
Hour 1624
Near Ponyville.
73th Equestrian Army Squadron +DISABLED+

+++21st Executive Ground Service and Capital Defenders+++

- Captain Sandman
- Operator Icepick
- Specialist Damien
- Guardian Firepit.


Dan - Welcome to EGSCD. bạn will be the last line of Canterlot Defence.
Sandman - Isn't all of squads relocated now... It's not something great.
Dan - Not truth Sandman. bạn know it. 21st is last. bạn ARE last to stay at capital.
Sandman - Copy that...


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Road to Canterlot.
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Icepick - 21st... They were great in time of Changeling - Equestria wad.
Damien - Yea...
Firepit - I'm scared for life. Apparently...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.
Hour 1755

//: 37th Equestrian Army Squadron

-Commander Sandman
-Sergeant Icepick
- Private Damien
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- MIA


- - - - -

Dan - We Mất tích too much troops.
Shadow - We still do defence of Ponyville is impossible.
Dan - Send Hunters to bomb it.
Twilight - My house...
Dan - We are slowly losing hopenin defence. Slowly....


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Ponyville Warzone
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Icepick - Greenleaf!
Sandman - He is dead Icepick!
Icepick - Shitm.. No.. We Mất tích all Ponies... But....
Sandman - Heads down! *puts Icepick on ground*
Damien - *gets down as explosion hits house above them*
Sandman - Shit... We are advancing to Castle!...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Jimmy - Bloody Hell this place is packed with Ponies.
Jake - Calm.

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Canterlot
13:39
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Joel - Can bạn tell me how bạn got an insider to di chuyển Lenny into different route?
Jake - Let's say that current President got on his position because of me.
Damien - So how we do if.
Jake - You? Just get him out of truck.

-Car appears, and it suddenly is exploded while nearby buildings ignite-

Joel - *wears mask and takes our UZI* Everypony on the ground!
Damien - *wears mask and takes M4 out* It's rolling time.
Jimmy - *wears mask and takes shotgun* Wooohooo!
Damien - *kills remaining alive Guards and starts cutting...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one thêm job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the chó sói, sói pack. Those sluts lấy trộm, đánh cắp all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if bạn can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And một giây will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Episode 3

The return of legend and his dark shadow.

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"How many time we will spend thinking about what is right and what is wrong when in the end, we all sin."

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The academy ceremony.
15:00
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Principal - We all meet here to say our goodbyes to Giải cứu thế giới that was chosen bởi higher-ups to fight against the enemy that is moving toward us, congratulations to those Công chúa tóc xù 50 Ponies!
*everyone clap*
Principal - And now some words from the picker who apparently is studying in our academy.
*Darkness walk in Officer coat*
Darkness - The bravery of those Ponies will be always admired bởi many. As a selector I...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2

The Darkness That Covers The Skies.

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Border Guard.
14:25
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Traveler - xin chào Joe how is life.
Guard - Boring... How is your traveling going?
Traveler - Pretty good but finally I can speak with my family.
Guard - That is nice.
*something moved in bushes*
Traveler - hm?
Guard - What the- xin chào don't go closer!
Traveler - Chill dude it is possibly only an anim-
*something pulls him inside bushes*
Guard - Oh shit! *grabs gun* dude don't joke...
*blood start to go out of the bushes*
Guard - *grabs radio* I-I need help... Right now...
HQ - This is HQ your location.
Guard - X-432 Y-329
HQ - Attacker?
Batpony...
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Twilight: Shining Armor, Cadance! You're early! I thought something had come up and bạn weren't gonna make it until Saturday?

Cadance: So did we. Turned out we weren't needed in Maretonia until tiếp theo week. And the summit we were supposed to attend today had to be rescheduled, so... we got here even sooner than planned!

Shining Armor: Surprise!

Cadance: It's wonderful to see bạn all again!

Fluttershy, cầu vồng Dash and Rarity: [chattering]

Applejack: Well, the pleasure's all ours, Princess.

Twilight: I'm so glad you're here! I have a big surprise for you!

Shining Armor: Oh, yeah?

Later:

Saten: (runs up...
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Source: joyreactor
added by windwakerguy430
Everyone in the ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance was ready to fight Eggman's army.

Song: link

Sean: Eggman's army might have taken Ponyville, but we will get it back. We have a lot of airplanes, and skilled pilots here. Let's hiển thị them what we got.

55 Thunderbolts, and 41 Mustangs were taking flight out of Canterlot.

Eggman: Get those planes into the air!!
Nazis: *Flying their planes*
DIspatch Pony: How's everything up in the sky?
Pony Alliance Pilot 3: No contact so far, wait a minute, I see something.
Sean: It's the Germans, and they got bombers. Hit them.
Pony Pilots: *Shooting the Germans*
Wind & Master...
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Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* bạn sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, bạn killed five of the guards, and bạn don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting tiếp theo to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you! She...
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Granny Smith: bạn ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're bạn doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of cỏ khô, hay from you? I forgot to stock up on thực phẩm for Angel, and bạn do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...
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added by Jade_23
Source: EquestriaDaily
posted by mariofan14
To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:

"I tình yêu to drink me some bia and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I tình yêu my truck to drive in and shoot deer."

How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock hoặc rap?

I just hate country music, and if bạn like it, don't send me hate.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon got Case Cracker, and răng bi nhông của máy, bánh xích, bánh back at the pizzeria. Jim was waiting outside for them.

Jim: Great, bạn got back in time. Fillydelphia is trying to get over here from Oatland. I need bạn to get over to vịnh, bay Bridge, and prevent them from getting onto our side.
Gordon: We're on our way. *Drives to the vịnh, bay Bridge*
Case Cracker: How are we going to stop them?
Sprocket: Block the bridge off.
Gordon: That's a good idea. We block them off, they can't pass, and we kill them. *Sees the part of the bridge where cars get off*
Sprocket: I don't want this car to be used in the roadblock.
Gordon: *Stops...
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