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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game hiển thị wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay. In first place is Sean with zero.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: How does it feel to be back?
Sean: Good, especially since I also got laid bởi your grand daughter.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: ........ Okay, in last place with negative $50,000 is Shia Labeuof, and he's still wearing his I Am Not Famous Anymore bag over his face.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Take the bag off of your face please.
Shia: No. I have to let everyone know that I'm not famous anymore. I don't deserve anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Whatever. Let's di chuyển onto Double Jeopardy. The categories for this game are..

POTENT POTABLES
màu sắc OF THE RAINBOW
COUNT TO TEN
WEARING A DISGUISE

Alex: In this category, I will wear stuff, and bạn will tell me whether hoặc not, it's a disguise.
Sean: Are bạn sure you're not wearing one now Trebek? Because I swear that mustache comes off. Along with your d**k!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Very annoying. Moving on,

mèo AND DOGS
MILK
And finally, HOW TO TURN ON A TELEVISION

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, sadly you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Sean: I'll take sữa for free! I'm not spending any money on it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: How about 200? Okay? Okay. Now the answer is, this liquid is white.
Sean: *Rings the buzzer*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: What is cum?!!?
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: no.
Sean: Well that's what your grand daughter was drinking last night!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I helped her get some.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: *Not amused* The answer was milk. Should be easy considering that it's the name of the category. Mr. Labeuof, why don't bạn pick a category?
Shia: I am not famous anymore for 2,000.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Alex: Shia, please stop.
Shia: I am not famous anymore.
Alex: Yes bạn are. That is why bạn are here.
Shia: *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well I wasn't expecting that. Let's go to final jeopardy. The category is yêu thích Muppet Character.

Final jeopardy âm nhạc began to play.

Alex: I'm sure bạn two know who the muppets are. If bạn don't then, you're idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Kermit the frog, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear, Miss. Piggy, anyone. Just name any of those characters, and get this over with. *Rings the bell* bạn should all be finished now. Vin Diesel, let's take a look at your podium, and bạn didn't write anything.
Vin: Well I don't like the Muppets.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's the very first time anyone ever đã đưa ý kiến that. Sean, let's see what bạn wrote down. And, he actually drew Animal. It looks like he's playing the drums, but we can't see any drums, and we can only see the part of the drumsticks that Animal is carrying with his hands. Now, let's see your wager.

Sean drew Alex Trebek's head, and the drumsticks were hitting the hàng đầu, đầu trang of Alex's head, making lots of blood, and brains come out.

Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: uh... If I'm not mistaken, Animal is beating me to death with his drumsticks.
Sean: It's wonderful, isn't it Trebek?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's it for Jeopardy, good lord.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Up next, it's The Story of Corporal Agarn
posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was another bright morning in San Franciscolt. A group of happy colts, and fillies were getting ready to go to school on the bus, when the bus driver stopped at the bus stop. Then that's when Scorpio arrived.

Bus driver: Come on in children.
Scorpio: And stallion! Ok, take me to a phone booth.
Bus Driver: I can't sir. I gotta take these kids to school
Scorpio: Either bạn do as I say, hoặc I get my gun to have bạn fired.
Bus Driver: Fuck. *drives*
Scorpio: xin chào kids, I'm going along with you. Who wants to sing a song? Old Mcdonald had a farm
kids: EIEIO.
Scorpio: And on his farm he had a duck....
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Well, even though the main story is over, the interview is still gonna happen. Let's take a look at this informative (yet funny hoặc embarrassing) interview!

Celestia (as interviewer): So, Mark, bạn seem to have become popular!

AJ: bạn betcha! He's a lifesaver-and a real sweetheart!

Me: *blushing* Well, I....

Rainbow: (jumping in out of nowhere): Hiya! Can I tham gia in?

Celestia: Sweet apples! Be my guest! So, how do bạn feel about Pinkie Pie? I assume we know how bạn feel about AJ.

Me: She's ok, she does make the best cupcakes! Hit me, Pinkie!

Pinkie: Okey dokey Loki!

Me: So good! I'd like to invite Rarity...
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The last solstice

Chapter 1: New recruit

What the cỏ khô, hay am I even doing here? the thought passes through the stallion’s mind. He’s alone, in a large room. The sunrays shine through the Gô tích windows, bathing the sparkling marble floor in lightness, while the ceiling remains in the shadows, for it’s so up high. The royal blue stallion looks around the premise for the hundredth time. The atmosphere is formal but friendly. Four leather couches. A bàn in the middle. Fresh flowers. And deadly calmness. The thick walls of Canterlot lâu đài snuff out every noise coming from the outside. It’s...
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posted by RavenVillanueva
"When a crown is stolen from the Crystal Empire, Twilight Sparkle pursues the thief into an alternate world where she transforms into a teenage girl who must survive her biggest challenge yet… high school. With help from her new Những người bạn who remind her of Ponyville’s Applejack, Rarity, cầu vồng Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy, she embarks upon a quest to find the crown and change the destiny of these two parallel worlds."

thêm Details: link
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con had to follow, those two ponies that were chasing Whataspy in a different car, since they saw his Special.

Thumper: I think were being followed.
Bambi: No were not. Relax were almost there.
Con: These houses are nice.

The two soon went into their house, and Con teleported into it

Bambi: We have someone intruding!
Con: No I'm not, I just thought I could ask some questions.
Thumper: *hits Con*
Con: Catch me if bạn can earth ponies *teleports to swimming pool*
Bambi: Where did he go?
Thumper: Who cares? We don't have to worry about him anymore.
Bambi: What if he's still inside?
Con: They have an...
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Hello everypony! Today I will tell bạn guys about things I have in common with the mane 6.

Applejack: I am honest at school. I really like helping people out. I am also not afraid to get dirty.

Pinkie Pie: I am a hyper person on the inside, but on the outside, I am very quiet. I never talk in class. I am funny when I am with my BFF.

Rarity: I tình yêu to draw and thiết kế things. Whenever someone does something for me, I do something back. I also like to give and share.

Twilight Sparkle: I am very smart at school and I never got a 1 hoặc 2 in my báo cáo card. I tình yêu to read. I have the most book points...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Is normal ngày In equestria. Pegasus clearing sky to great day. Twilight and pinki pie eating cake in Sugar cube corner but at the same time the sky darkened. Its not a clounds. The sun turns red and the earth plunged into darkness. Then unknow alicorn wstand up from darkness.
Alicorn - hahaha... its started...
Twilight - Who are bạn and what started!
Alicorn - oh... listin everypony I am King of Shadow Ponies
Twilight - Shadow Ponies?
King of Shadow Ponies - yes bạn stupid Pony!
Twilight - Oh! I read about Shadow Ponies in my book! Oh no...
Pinki Pie - Whats wrong Twilight
Twilight - Oh no no no no...
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One bởi one I would see a pegasus fall down in the sky, and every once in a while I saw a griffin fall. "The griffins are winning!" I thought to myself. I flew over to RainbowDash to help her fighting a whole lot of griffins.
"RainbowDash, um, hello?" I called over as I flew towards her.
"What?" Rainbowdash said. Her attention drew away from fighting to where I was flying. A griffin clawed at her face leaving a big scratch. "How stupid of my self!" I thought. I dashed over to help fight.
"Listen, this isn't really a good time to talk, can't bạn see I'm in the middle of something?" She said...
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This macro bạn see here is most likely one of, if not THE first image macro(s) in the brony fandom. It spawned a catch phrase that many bronies stand hoặc live by. tình yêu and Tolerance is something that many believe holds our fandom together, and I'm pretty sure most believe the hiển thị we tình yêu so much upholds that belief.


My belief, however, is that the term "Love and Tolerance" is getting a bit... overused.


Here's my first point of reasoning: I don't remember a single instance where the hiển thị mentions "Tolerance," hoặc tells us to practice it. Love, yes, but not tolerance.
Think about it. Every...
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posted by AquoMoon
As cầu vồng Dash and Larxerene battled The chuỗi hạt, chuỗi hạt cườm she was wearing started to glow and turn to the Element of Loyalty chuỗi hạt, chuỗi hạt cườm she worn to defeat Nightmare Moon and Discord. So when it flashed on to cầu vồng Dash's neck with out cầu vồng knowing she shot out a giant cầu vồng purple beam at Larxereene and she was defeated.

"Huh what just happened my element is here, wait how?" đã đưa ý kiến cầu vồng Dash,"You got so lucky here the stinken card," screamed Larxereene and summoned the corridor of Darkness and got out of room."So we better get moving before she comes back," đã đưa ý kiến Twilight,"Yeah come on y'all lets...
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posted by clancker1223
bạn wanna know one of my biggest pet peeves on bronies? Bronies who are judgmental.

Bronies who are so judgmental annoy me so much! Want proof that bronies can be judgmental? Remember when Alicorn Twilight was first introduced?

Yeah. Bronies begin to flip their shit. "OMG! TWILIGHT CANNOT BE AN ALICORN!!! IT'S THE END OF BRONIES!!!"

This has happened thêm than once. Here is a danh sách of these so-called "End of the bronies" events: Cadance being introduced, Derpy being censored, Discord being refined, Alicorn Twilight, and Equestria Girls.

And now, it's happening with EQG 2: cầu vồng Rocks. I can...
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added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Lola went to the nearest airport, which wasn't near them at all. It took them several hours to get there, and bởi the time they did arrive, it was no longer dark outside.

Con: *Stops car tiếp theo to building*
Lola: *About to leave car*
Con: Wait here. *Leaves car, and walks to old pony*
Old Pony: G'day mate. Can I help bạn with anything?
Con: How much for the cargo plane?

Ten phút later

Con: *Starts up airplane*
Lola: How much did bạn give him?
Con: Forty grand. He wanted bạn at first, but I gave him the money, and he changed his mind. *Gets plane on runway*
Lola: *Does nothing*
Con: *Takes off*...
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i am a nopony..someone who is invisible to the public...like i never existed...why was i even born,i mean there's no use for somepony like me...its hopeless...i will forever be alone,i felt as though i was only created to experience pain,i almost committed suicide,but if it wasnt for my family's love,i would be dead right now,but still in this wretched place...i was practically dead anyway so whats the use?
~~~ ~~~ ~~~

"(ugh...the school year,again)" i grit my teeth as my mom and i circled through the markets to buy new school supplies,going through stall to stall with busy ponies roaming around...in...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In another part of Brazil, the Militia was getting ready for Mr. Black's plan.

Hola: *Walks in* All the money is in your car sir.
Mr. Black: Great. Now, we must get to Casino Royale in Paris, but first I have a plan for you.
Hola: What?
Mr. Black: We need thêm money, so get us some in Maredagascar. Place some bets on the ponies that are having động vật fighting.
Hola: How do I know which one to choose?
Mr. Black: You'll know for sure. And, if bạn lose, steal the money. Once bạn get it, meet Der Cheif at the train yard. Our train will leave for Paris in five days.
Hola: Affirmative.

Two, and a half...
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The story starts out off with Master Sword, the anti-hero who often does crazy, possibly psychotic, antics, mostly cause it's funny to watch him for. But he still has thêm good traits than bad ones. He's even married to Derpy now, and is a surprisingly good father to Derpy's adopted daughter Dinky. That's what makes his crazy antics all the funnier, he's still a likable guy at heart, and still a hero.

Currently Sword is seen dangeriously throwing a large bowling ball onto his and Derpy's roof, trying to knock down a frisbee he trapped up there. ''Damn it so close'' Sword groaned to himself....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, EQD
The ending is reusing a scene from Season 1.. Just tình yêu using it..

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Derpy: Well... That was scary.

Saten: Yeah.. But we still need a lift.. Lets ask her.

Carly Jade: (walking by) Who me?

Saten: Yeah.. Mind giving us a lift to the air port?

Carly: Sure kid, just let me put my lawn trimmings in the trunk.. (puts a suspicious looking body bag into the thân cây of her car).

Derpy: Saten.. I -I think that was a body.

Saten: Yeah, I thought so two, but than she đã đưa ý kiến it was lawn trimmings, gotta learn to listen Derpy.

AT THE TRAIN STATION:

Derpy:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor