Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 3 - My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony - Friendship is Magic - fanpop

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Two hours after Gordon, and Case cracker went into the theater, the movie ends. They enter Gordon's car, and start driving.

Gordon: That was cool.
Case Cracker: You're goddamn right it was. Once it gets out on tape, I'm gonna buy a copy.
Gordon: What do bạn want to do now?
Case Cracker: bạn know any event happening today here?
Gordon: Uh, not really. Do you?
Case Cracker: No just been outta town for a while, wondering if their was anything going on today, but we are NOT going to see the Wonderbolts again, that was a ripoff.
Gordon: What? Just because those Rock Island Bikers tried to kill us?
Case Cracker: Then the Wonderbolts bail on the hiển thị and hủy bỏ their performances for a week due to the "stress" put on one of their wings.
Gordon: Well, bạn do have to admit, those stunts they pulled seemed pretty hard. *Stops at Case Cracker's house* I'm gonna let bạn off here so I can go home.
Case Cracker: Alright man, see you. *Gets out*
Gordon: *Drives away*
Case Cracker: *Enters the house*

Song (Start it at 1:40): link

Sprocket: *Standing in front of Case Cracker* So, how did things go?
Case Cracker: Quicker than expected. Only trouble is I saw Michael with Jim.
Sprocket: What do bạn think is going to happen?
Case Cracker: I ain't sure. Anything. If we're lucky, he'll just apologize, and stop trying to kill us.
Sprocket: I wanna tham gia your gang.
Case Cracker: Girl, bạn askin' for too much.
Sprocket: bạn want me to ask for too much? *Kneels down*
Case Cracker: What are bạn doing?

I think bạn know where this is going.

Case Cracker: Okay, now you're asking for too much.

2 B Continued

cầu vồng Dash

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Equestria Girls

added by karinabrony

Source: Equestria Daily

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Twilight Sparkle hình nền

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A Girl's Best Friend

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On The Block Episode 19 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did bạn get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...

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INB4 Conspiracy Theories: 3 - 2 e z

posted by btflash

So yeah, no new episode for 3 weeks

3

The tiếp theo episode will be episode 100

100 - the first episode number that will have 3 digits

3

Now I don't plan on seeing any spoilers for the 100th episode but I can assume there's a 3 in there somewhere that I'll find later, so call that 3 an IOU

Wait. I O U

3 letters

3

3 sets of 3

333

the number of 3s found before "I O U" in this bài viết is 6

6 3s

switch that statement around and bạn get "3 6s"

666

THE DEVIL'S NUMBER

ILLUMINATI

WAKE UP EQUESTRIA

ngẫu nhiên ponies

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Source: derpibooru

Grand Theft Ponies

posted by Seanthehedgehog

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case cracker at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told bạn that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: xin chào Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case cracker with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury....

Awesome ngựa con, ngựa, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: deviantart, joyreactor

alloyrabbit is pretty cool too

added by horsesmaybeidk

Source: alloyrabbit

alloyrabbit is pretty cool too

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Source: alloyrabbit

Awesome ngựa con, ngựa, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Saten Twist Adventures: Season 2 episode 1... PART 3

posted by Canada24

(Not much, but just a small something to keep bạn guys knowing I haven't forgotten the story)

Saten returned into the barn.

Rarity was still inside as well.

"Well.. Were bạn successful? Is he gonna stop flirting with AppleJack" Rarity asked anxiously.

"Not yet.. But don't worry, I'm ending this wait here and now" Saten đã đưa ý kiến from off view.

"Oh. That's good to hear- wait, IS THAT A CROSSBOW!?" Rarity cried, her beautiful eyes widening in shock.

Sure enough, Saten was holding a sport crossbow, and đang tải it with a real Mũi tên xanh and đã đưa ý kiến "Yep.. Ending it here and now" Saten đã đưa ý kiến and pointed the crossbow...

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Ponies On The Rails: The Human World Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The opening credits start off with a black screen. Voices can be heard.

Intro Music: link

Music Director: Uh Belmont, bạn don't have to thắt lưng, vành đai it. Just uh, sing it out, but don't shout it out.
Music ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: *Clears throat*
Music Director: Take two.
Music ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: *Hits a key twice on the piano*
Music ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: người đi đòi nợ, dun người đi đòi nợ, dun người đi đòi nợ, dun người đi đòi nợ, dun người đi đòi nợ, dun dun-
Music ngựa con, ngựa, pony 3: Ah, do it again.
Music Director: Yeah, wait for that counter to stop.
Music ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: Take your time man.
Music ngựa con, ngựa, pony 3: Yeah, relax.
Music ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: Make sure the room is empty, no sound, then bạn start.
Music ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: Gee.
Music ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: So? What's the difference?...

Saten Twist Adventures, season 2 episode 1, part 3

posted by Canada24

Trenderhoof was still following AppleJack all over town, trying to impress her, and obvilious of her complete lack of interested in him.

At one point Saten Twist appeared literary out of nowhere, while wearing in usual outfit.

"Saten? What do y'all want now?" AppleJack groaned to the red Pegasus.

"Jee.. Good seeing bạn to Jacky" Saten đã đưa ý kiến with clear sarcasm.

"Ah thought ah told ya ta stop calling me that" AppleJack groaned.

"You did, but I can't help, it sounds so cute.. (somewhat pervertly) Just like you" Saten replied, to the beautifully orange, southern pony.

"Please Saten.. I had a long day....

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FlashLight ShipFic Chapter.2

posted by Mylittlecute12

[Back in Ponyville]
Twilight returned from the Royal Sisters' castle. "Spike!!! SPIKE!". Twilight called out. Twilight slowly starts walking phía trước, chuyển tiếp when she saw Spike asleep under a bunch of fallen books. Twilight giggled quietly and whispered. "Aww...he's so cute when he's asleep". Twilight quietly tiptoed over to a high shelf and placed the book on historical events on the royal sisters.
Twilight headed outside her lâu đài when Pinkie Pie came galloping up to her. "Twi!". Pinkie đã đưa ý kiến excitedly. "Guess what?!". Pinkie was hyper as usual. "What?". Twilight was really not in the mood for Pinkie's...

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MLP Theory/Creepypasta

posted by BlondLionEzel

First, there were humans. Rabbits, Turtles, Hawks, and Ponies lived alongside the humans. The humans were quite advanced. They used super-science and genetic modification to change their animal of choice, the Ponies, giving them wings and the ability to control science, which the humans dubbed "magic".

The first one was born to a regular horse, which they named "Sun". Sun had white fur, and a mixture of màu sắc for hair. They used to poke and prod her, injecting her with different fluids and drugs, powering her. They wanted to use Sun as a weapon of war. Sun could live for millions of years,...

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MLP Pain's Prejudice: Chapter 1

posted by DragonAura15

Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)

MLP FIM Fanfic: Pain's Prejudice

    "Are they here yet? The tension is killing me!"
    "There'll be worse things than tension to deal with soon... "
    "Move it! They're coming, and fast!"
    And then anguished screams. And then silence. That was all Silversheen could remember. Anytime she tried to strain her mind for more, she came up blank.
    From what she did recall, there had been some kind of attack. Ponies all around her were running for dear life, causing a commotion. An older mare- her...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ice Cube's train

Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the thân cây of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if bạn don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens thân cây door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, bạn got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. bạn have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...

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Willy Wonka with Ponies: TBC, Because I'm Lazy

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia Sô cô la Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta hiển thị this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...