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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case cracker returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are bạn talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll di chuyển his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit bạn could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's friend was at his apartment

ngựa con, ngựa, pony 72: Anthony? We have a problem.
Anthony: What sort of problem?
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 72: Your friend Jim didn't send any drugs.
Anthony: That lousy cunt. Get our entire mafia over here now. We've got a war to declare.
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 72: Yes sir, right away. *Walks away*
Anthony: I thought I could trust bạn Jim. Now you're going to die along with all of your friends, and everything else bạn like.

Meanwhile Gordon, and Case cracker were at the bowling alley

Case Cracker: So Gordon, we planin' on laying low for long?
Gordon: I don't think so. When they arrive, we just gotta be cautious. Jim will tell us about these guys tomorrow.
Case Cracker: Alright.

Soon, both ponies started bowling. bởi the time the game was near an end, it was all tied up. So far, both of them got all strikes.

Gordon: Ok, don't foul this up *rolls ball down lane*
Case Cracker: *watches bowling ball hit the pins* YEAH! *Hoofbumps Gordon* bạn got eight man.
Gordon: I only need to get two thêm to get a spare. *Rolls ball down lane, and sees the two pins go down* That's an extra turn for me.
Case Cracker: bạn better get another strike man.
Gordon: I'll see what I can do. *Gets a bowling ball, and waits for the pins to be set*
Case Cracker: *Watching Gordon*
Gordon: *Rolls the ball down the lane*
Case Cracker: *watches ball roll down lane in suspense*
Gordon: *Watching* I got seven. Alright Case. bạn gotta get a strike, and eight thêm pins to beat me.
Case Cracker: *rolls ball down the middle of the lane*
Gordon: Ooh. This could be a strike.
Case Cracker: *watches the pins fall* Woahhh yeah!
Gordon: Now, just get eight thêm pins.
Case Cracker: *Sees the pins being set, and grabs a bowling ball*
Gordon: I swear, if bạn don't get this-
Case Cracker: Shut up. Let me do this. *Rolls ball towards the right. It curves to the left, and knocks down nine pins*
Gordon: Case, bạn won. Nice job *hoofbump*
Case Cracker: *goes to staff* I got all strikes so I get my money back! *takes his money*
Staff: Fine now leave
Case Cracker: I will *goes outside the bowling alley*
Gordon: *Follows* Hey, that just reminds me. I got this letter from a mare this morning. She đã đưa ý kiến she lived somewhere in Russian Hill, and is saying she wants to meet me.
Case Cracker: A mare? What does she want to meet bạn for?
Gordon: I don't know. Perhaps she wants to ask me out on a date.
Case Cracker: Alright I'll leave bạn to your 'business'. I'm gonna go trang chủ then.
Gordon: Yeah yeah, see bạn tomorrow.

Later, Gordon went to Russian đồi núi, hill to meet the mare that sent him the letter.

Gordon: *Gets out of his car, and waits*
Erica: *Walks to Gordon* Hello.
Gordon: Hi. bạn wouldn't happen to know about a mare that sent a letter to me, would you?
Erica: I sent bạn that letter.
Gordon: Oh, bạn did. Well I'm glad I received it.
Erica: Why don't we go somewhere thêm private?
Gordon: Good idea.

They went into Erica's apartment. Everything seemed quiet at first. The đường phố, street lights were getting brighter as the sky got darker, and cars were just sitting still like statues. Then, Erica's voice could be heard from outside her apartment.

Erica: Oh, yes! Yes! *Pants*
Ponies: *Waking up* What the hell is happening?
Gordon: We're having sex! Fuck off!!!

2 B Continued
 Anthony, Jim's "friend"
Anthony, Jim's "friend"
 Erica
Erica
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 papillon after the five years of solitary confinement
Papillon after the five years of solitary confinement
papillon was brought back to Devil's Island prison, and was placed in solitary confinement for five years. His mane was losing it's color, and one of his hooves were chipped.

Warden: Your five years of solitary confinement are over. You've paid part of your debt to France.
Papillon: *Sees two guards carrying Andre*
Warden: He's dead in case you're wondering.

That evening, as the sun was setting, papillon watched the guards drop Andre's body into the sea. Sharks ate him.

Next morning, papillon was moved to another part of the prison. He was now on hàng đầu, đầu trang of a high cliff.

Guard: I'd find a place...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1958
Location: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Time: 9:51 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Ryan was being assigned to repair track at a station where both trains of the Southern Pacific, and the Santa Ne went. He often saw Stephanie there, but today she wanted to talk to Ryan.

Ryan: *Hammering in spike* There we go. Good as new.
Stephanie: *Walks over to Ryan*
Ryan: *Sees Stephanie* Oh, hey. It's been a while since I've seen you.
Stephanie: *Looks sad* Yeah.
Ryan: Is there something wrong?
Stephanie: Everypony has been so kind to me ever since I started working on this railway, but every...
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This isn't a very long chapter, but it's all got for it..


Ditto and the fellow guards he's taking are gearing up for the trip to Ponyville..
Ditto: Alrighty Luny.. Thanks for wishing me luck.
Luna: Yeah. Well. I know be kinda hard on you, but in the end I like your company..
Ditto: Say.. If I bring him back alive. Maybe bạn can finally go out with me!?
Luna: Oh.. I'm sorry hon. But I'm busy..
Ditto: But that's what bạn ALWAYS say!?
Luna: We both know how it went last time.
Ditto: I matured.. Mostly.
Luna: (starts leaving) I can't. Sorry.
Ditto: Well.. Can I at least think of bạn in the shower?
Luna: (off view) Noo!!
Ditto: ........ Well I'm still gonna.

TO BE CONTAINUED
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 74: Ryan To The Rescue
Date: August 4, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:19 AM
Railroad: Southern...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A new skit has arrived

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic cầu vồng as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. hoặc to be thêm specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!

Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ralphie: *Walking with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Flick: bạn wanna know what I got my old stallion for christmas?
Schwartz: What?
Flick: A hoa that squirts water. If a mare goes to sniff it, they get squirted on.
Schwartz: Oh, cool. I got my father-
Scut: *Hanging upside down from monkey bars* RAAHH!!
Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz: *Gets scared*

Gee, ordinarily when somepony wants your attention they would just say hi. It wasn't that way with Scut, and Grover.

Grover: *Points at Ralphie* Get over here!
Ralphie: Who, me?
Grover: Yeah you, get over here!
Ralphie: I can't Grover. I need to see...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile
Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile
Ralphie: *Sitting at table*
Dad: *Walking into the house*
Dogs: *Following Dad*
Dad: No, get out of here!
Dogs: *Run away*
Dad: *Mumbling about his car, and goes into the kitchen* That hot damn Foals froze up again.

Some ponies are baptists. Others Catholic. My father was a Foalsmobile Stallion.

Dad: *Filling big pitcher with hot water* That son of a chó cái, bitch would freeze up during summer, on the middle of the Equator!
Mother: Little pitcher.
Dad: Thanks honey. *Hears noise* Shh. *Turns off water*

Our furnace started to break down again. bởi the entrance to the furnace room, black smoke was seen coming...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 2, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:02 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Nicole's first job for the ngày was to drive a freight train northbound to Laramie, but she had twenty phút until it was time for her to start her journey.

Nicole: *Walks into desert field*
Mexican Ponies: *Playing guitar, and maraca*
Ike: Good morning my special somepony. We have set up some targets for you.
Mirage: And we'd like to reward bạn with this. *Gives Nicole a Tommygun* Specially modified to hold 100 bullets in the round drum.
Nicole: *Shooting targets*
Ike: That's the way Nicole. If bạn shoot S.C....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming, the train station
Time: 10:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Wilson: *Driving a passenger, and stops at the station*
Ponies: *Getting out of train*
Nicole: *Walks out of train, and goes to Pete's office*
Pete: *Opens his door* Welcome back Nicole.
Nicole: Thank you.
Pete: Now as you're probably aware, this section of the Union Pacific is crawling with gangsters. They try to derail the trains in order to get either money from passengers, hoặc things they really want from freight trains. You've got to be careful, and remember, there's a shotgun under...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
cây phong, maple looked out at the bàn and saw an amazing breakfast. "Buttered...was this you?" cây phong, maple asked, and she looked where Buttered always was when the family woke up. But he wasn't there. cây phong, maple looked where Gummy was, right bởi her, but she wasn't there either. "Buttered? Gummy?" cây phong, maple asked. She looked around and then the phòng bếp, nhà bếp caught on fire. cây phong, maple gasped and stumbled back. A sword appeared in her hoof. She stood up to start fighting whoever had caused this. She gulped. She didn't know if she was ready for...this. A firey figure popped out and then everything went black. hoặc at least, for Maple.
added by bluefire700
Source: I drew this and made up Spectra Dash.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Những người bạn live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I đã đưa ý kiến last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick đít, mông, ass with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes

Starring...
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posted by SpiritTheCat
Name: Candy-Heart

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Race: Earth-Pony

Born: Manehatten

Lives: Manehatten, briefly lived in Ponyville

Works: At A Bakery Called "Clumsily Candied"

Cutie-Mark: A dripping, candied tim, trái tim on a stick with a bite taken out of it. (Representing the 'heart' she puts into her cooking)

Talent: Baking kẹo, bánh kẹo goods, specializing in toffees

Personality:
Candy-Heart is very sweet and generous; often baking for others and not for bits. Because of this, she often runs into money problems due to her poor financing. Even so, her money problems do not last long since ponies tend to pay her good...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:14 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut was driving a passenger train into Portland. bởi the time he got there, the stationmaster had a message for him.

Stationmaster: One of Nikki's coaches came off the rails. We need bạn to get a breakdown train, and help her out.
Donut: I just got here! *Sighs* Where is her train?
Stationmaster: Reno Neighvada.
Donut: That's too far away!!

But Donut had no choice. He had to help out with Nikki's train. The derailed coach was in the middle of the train.

Donut: *Stops breakdown train tiếp theo to Nikki's train*
Worker...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic cầu vồng as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Princess Celestia was having cereal with Bryan, Timothy, Skeletor, Harry, Jenny, and Alexis

Celestia: So this, is that new cereal everypony is talking about. *Looking at cereal, which looks like spinach*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I could do a better job then this.
Mail Pony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic cầu vồng as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Corporal Agarn was with Sargent O' Rourke when Captain Partmenter arrived with the mail.

Captain Parmenter: Hi everypony. *Tries to open bag, but drops it, and falls on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain...
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(This is the một giây time, the series will have a breakout character.. this time the character will be MASTER SWORD).

Saten: Your dating Master Sword!?
Derpy: What's the big deal?
Saten: He's nuts. Don't bạn remember when I first met him.

CUTAWAY:
Saten: (a năm hoặc two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner of this business?
Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought bạn were the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a classic car hiển thị in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting bởi his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting bởi his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, hoặc bạn will be killed bởi a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have bạn been? bạn almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan:...
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âm nhạc Monday!
Today, we're going to share what, if we did, songs would be on our playlist! I'll share mine first.
1. Simpsons Theme
2. Gracie Films Theme Extended
3. cầu vồng Rocks
4. Better than Ever
5. Battle of the Bands
6. Under our Spell
7. Tricks up my Sleeve
8. Welcome to the Show
9. Shine like Rainbows
10. AwkwardMarina's I like Ponies
11. AwkwardMarina's How to become a Brony Musician
12. Popipo - Hatsune Miku
13. My Little CanCan
14. Night of Nights - Touhou
15. Bad Apple!!! - Touhou
16. Bad Harmony
17. U.N Owen was Her? - Flandre Scarlet's Theme - Touhou
18. Fighting is Magic - Twilight Sparkle's Theme...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Halloween is getting close. To celebrate for this occasion, I'd like to share two MLP fanfictions to read that are related to Halloween, and scary things in general.

Pinkie's Ghost: link

When Pinkie Pie talks about a ghost story, cầu vồng Dash calls her gullible, believing that she is scared. Pinkie Pie soon gets an idea to get back at cầu vồng Dash, and it proves to be very successful.

The Nightmare Before Christmas: link

Created bởi me, and Disneyfan333, this fanfiction crosses over the world of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's just like the movie, but every character is a pony.

Enjoy these fanfictions, and have a Happy Halloween.