Saten Twist Adventures, season 2 episode 1, part 3

posted by Canada24

Trenderhoof was still following AppleJack all over town, trying to impress her, and obvilious of her complete lack of interested in him.

At one point Saten Twist appeared literary out of nowhere, while wearing in usual outfit.

"Saten? What do y'all want now?" AppleJack groaned to the red Pegasus.

"Jee.. Good seeing bạn to Jacky" Saten đã đưa ý kiến with clear sarcasm.

"Ah thought ah told ya ta stop calling me that" AppleJack groaned.

"You did, but I can't help, it sounds so cute.. (somewhat pervertly) Just like you" Saten replied, to the beautifully orange, southern pony.

"Please Saten.. I had a long day. Ah don't have for all this" AppleJack replied with her strong accent.

"Yes., I heard that nerd over there has taken a shine to you" Saten replied, holding back anger, but AppleJack knows him well enough to realise this.

"There's no need ta be jealous" AppleJack convinced the male pegasus.

"Jealous!?.. Me!?.. Don't be redicious" Saten replied, hiding a twitching eye.

"Well.. Ah'm impressed, your taking this very we-

"I'LL KILL YOU!" Saten suddenly and aggressively, screamed at Trenderhoof, with a a scary expression on his face as he his eyes grew even redder and his teeth almost became fangs.

"SATEN!" AppleJack cried angrily.

"Sorry. Sorry" Saten said, his voice calmer, and his face back to normal.

"Don't worry, plenty I can do to keep myself accupied.. Maybe I'll check out the toolshed" Saten said, flying off towards the tool shed.

"Is he gonna kill me?" Trenderhoof asked.

"Saten? Please, he's harmless" AppleJack insisted, though in truth she was abit worried herself.

"But just in case.. I better go check on him" The southern ngựa con, ngựa, pony added, and went to catch up to Saten Twist.

TO BE CONTAINUED

Saten Twist (with his usual outfit)

AppleJack

Rarity

Trenderhoof

Windwakerguy430 Ha, that was really funny. Can't wait for the next part

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The last solstice - Chapter 41: Power through deceit

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 41: Power through deceit

Luna walked over to the edge of the balcony with casual steps. She looked down to the place where her own sister vanished from her sight a moment ago, then burst out in a mad laughter.

“Ha ha ha ha ha!” she tittered maniacally. “Justice is served!”

A một giây later, something slit through the air with a loud swish, and a circular metal object pierced her chest. Luna gaped, her features revealing surprise and disbelief. Her eyes traveled downwards to see what caused the pain. She discovered with shock, that it was her own royal seal, she...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Discorded part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.

Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really tình yêu shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier bởi window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain:...

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Creepy ponies prologue

posted by flippy_fan210

If bạn don't like/know creepypasta, bạn won't like this.

Jeff entered the mansion in the middle of the night. He was covered in blood, as usual and a few scratch marks were on his arms from victims struggling. He grabbed a bagel and a can of bia and walked up to Ben's room.

"Hey Jeff, don't touch anything." Ben đã đưa ý kiến as Jeff entered the room. He was playing Pokemon Red version on his gameboy with his left hand while playing Skyrim with his right.

"Yeah, yeah, I know. Why did Slendy make us roomates anyway?"

"Because we can't kill each other, I can go into any technology and you're-"

Jeff interrupted...

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Hungarian ngựa con, ngựa, pony fanart

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: deviantart

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Now My Original Art. TAWNY INSPIRED THIS DUMP WITH HER trước đó ONE.

added by shadirby

Source: Me. Myself. And I.

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Awesome ngựa con, ngựa, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

That night in hut 105, they had the meeting just like Bartholomew planned.

Bartholomew: Fillies, and gentlecolts, me, and the princess here have thought up a plan. Gilda thinks that we'll all sit out of this war, and be comfortable about it. So when the goons see us, we'll do what they expect, playing sports, and gardening, hoặc fixing whatever they want us to do. Meanwhile, when they're not around, we dig.
Jade: How many ponies do bạn plan on digging out Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: Two hundred and fifty.
Ponies: *Gasping*
Bartholomew: There will be no half measurements this time. Everypony is getting...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, Pablo, Sigmund, and a few other ponies were making an attempt to escape.

Mexican Prisoners: *About to exit camp*
Major Skyler: Halt.
Mexican Prisoners: *Stop*
Major Skyler: *walks to Pablo* Who is this? *Points at Sigmund*
Pablo: He's just an amigo.
Major Skyler: Amigo?
Pablo: Amigo!
Major Skyler: Get back to your hut Pablo.
Pablo: *Leaves prisoners*
Major Skyler: bạn too Sigmund.
Sigmund: *Goes back to Shining Armor*
Major: Move!
Mexican Prisoners: *Exiting camp*

Soon, the three trucks arrived.

Major Skyler: Pitchfork.
Griffon 43: *Gives Major a pitchfork*
Major Skyler: Stop.
Truck drivers:...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 24 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion....

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Quantum Of Solace Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This building is where Yolo, and the captain are at.

At Stalliongrad, with Yolo, and a bunch of russian ponies.

Yolo: The ngày is very warm.
Russian Captain: Too warm for my liking. Where is that maid when bạn need her?
Maid: *Arrives* Would bạn gentlecolts like anything?
Russian Captain: Vodka.
Yolo: Nothing for me, go away.
Maid: *walks away*
Lola: *On hàng đầu, đầu trang of building, running towards the edge*
Russian Captain: Do bạn hear something?
Yolo: No. Finish your vodka. *walks away*
Lola: *Jumps on balcony*
Yolo: *Turns around* Ah, Lola. Arrest her.

Meanwhile, at the entrance of the building

Russian ngựa con, ngựa, pony 9: *Driving truck of weapons*
Con: *Jumps on truck*
Russians:...

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Quantum Of Solace Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con found Lola tied to her bed, and there was tape on her mouth.

Con: *Frees Lola* What happened?
Lola: One of Frank's men came here, and tied me to this chair. He kept asking me where bạn were, but I didn't say anything.
Con: And that's why he tied bạn to the bed?
Lola: Yes.
Con: Well it's over. I killed him, and now we got to dump his body somewhere.
Lola: Where are we going to do that?
Con: Tonight. Oh, and I got the groceries. This should be enough for our flight into Equestria.
Lola:Con! *hugs Con* We can't go back to Equestria. Your boss will be looking for you.
Con: He won't know where...

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Magic of Friendship: Part 3---100x the 'ugh's

posted by alinah_09

The tiếp theo ngày came like a bolt again going through the cycle of breakfast, bath time, wearing the school uniform and school itself. Having to go through activities wasn’t really that enjoyable to me as the activity this ngày was song composing (on âm nhạc period) but Mrs. Sync spared us some difficulty and got us to our temporary groups: one group for each row of arm chairs,vertically and also that we can take the melody from other songs and just rewrite the lyrics

“okay, so we get to be groupmates then” Liz đã đưa ý kiến to me as she gathered the rest of our group to huddle up

“so what do we do?”...

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Ditto Returns Part 2

posted by Canada24

"What are we gonna do with that guy. Now that he's here, I really don't think we would be able to trust him" Rariry admitted.

"He only just got here. Don't ya'll think bạn might be overreacting" rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack admitted.

"AppleJack, please. Have I ever been know to overreact!?" Rarity insisted.

COLLECTION OF FLASHBACKS:

"Did I forget the plates? I did! I totally forgot the plates! Of all the worst things that could happen! This is! The! Worst! Possible! Thing!"

"(sobbing) I Mất tích my dimand encrusted purple ribbin! I have searched high! I have searched low! But I can't find it anywhere!"

"Is that sweat?...

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Equestria Girls 2??? Pt. 1

posted by OnlyAFangirl

Twilight's POV:
"AHHHH" That was me screaming. Again for the last few weeks I had a wierd dream of me & the other 6 going through that portal sending us to that school again. Phew. If I had to go through that again, I would, probably faint.

"Hey Twilight, guess where we're going?!?!" That, was Pinkie Pie. I'm pretty sure bạn know about her. But where were we going? Could it be The Crystal Empire, Canterlot, another Gala? "We're goingthroughthatPORTALthatyouwentthroughtosavethecrownREMEMBER REMEMBER!?&thenyouiguessfellinlovebutthatdidn'tstopyou,didit?youtookthatcrownawayfromsunsetshimmer&camebacktoEquestria!!!"Oh.No....

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Drunkard in Canterlot-Season 1 episode 6

posted by KendiKens

Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told bạn that bạn should......
Spike:Oh,why the cỏ khô, hay don't bạn stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get bạn a mice hole,for bạn to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...

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Quantum Of Solace Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

P was calling Con on his phone

Con: *Answers call*
P: bạn had to kill him. bạn couldn't have just brought him in?
Con: I don't give a fuck about that.
P: Well bạn better if bạn want to keep your job.
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have info on Frank.
Con: What's going on?
P: We just got info on a ngựa con, ngựa, pony named Frank. He's with four other ponies, and they're all wearing black fedoras.
Con: Where are they?
P: Sydney Australia. They're at a play, and I think we all know which building that it's in.
Con: Who doesn't?

Con had to go to the opera house in Sydney Australia.

Con: *In backstage area*
P: bạn know what you're...

The Racer 2 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Victor & JJ had a brand new Flam Wrestler that was modified with 600 horsepower. They were about to see how fast it could go on a straight stretch of road.

Victor: *Revs the engine* Alright, bạn ready?
JJ: As ready as I'll ever be!
Victor: Here goes nothing! *Floors it, and quickly goes over 70 miles an hour*
JJ: This is really fast!
Victor: Yeah, but we're losing traction whenever we switch gears! *Shifts into 3rd, and starts to swerve* This is not working well!! *Loses control, and stops in a ditch*

It quickly got dusty inside the car.

JJ: *Coughs twice*
VIctor: *Slams his hoof on the dashboard*...

Rarity (Legend of Everfree)

added by TimberHumphrey

Light Bringer

added by triq267

Source: KodokunaShiroiOkami

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New Era : Reborn Episode 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Dan - I know that Hooffman is dead but I need bạn to do something.
Ghost - Soldiers don't cry. And we can get revenge on GlobeX and get pleased.
Dan - Great. I need bạn to go back to the base bạn used thanathos in. They are about to launch an Nuclear tên lửa into Canterlot. bạn HAVE to stop them.
Ghost - Got it sir.

- - - -
Siberia - Russia.
GlobeX Arizone.
Hour 1932
Operation Codename : "Jet Fuel"

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Ghost - Jump jump jump!
Hardscope - *parachute down* All here?
Blaze - Aye. Let's move.
Ghost - This place is awfully cle-
GlobeX - *shoot at them*
Ghost - Ambush!
-23rd of May-
Hardscope - Mother... *throw...