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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Những người bạn live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV hiển thị they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that show. They gave us permission to make that skit based off of their show. Now they're suing us for it.
Audience: Boo!!
Tom: Yeah, we know. Warner Brothers suck. Especially when it comes to Six Flags.
Audience: Yeah!
Tom: The lines are so long, that it takes half of the ngày to go on one ride!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What's today's crossover parody?
Master Sword: World Of Tank Engines. We're combining the được ưa chuộng videogame, World Of Tanks, with a được ưa chuộng kid's show, Thomas The Tank Engine.
Tom: That's gonna work out really well.
Audience: *Laughing*

World Of Tank Engines

Starring every single Thomas character as theirselves.

Also starring Heartsong as Kari
Saten Twist as Lieutenant Solo
Master Sword as Sargent Malone
Snow Wonder as Private Messinger
Blaze as Sargent McDonald
Mortomis as Corporal Cadillac
Daring Do as herself

Kari was standing bởi her tank at a farm, when Lieutenant Solo arrived.

Lieutenant Solo: Ma'am, we need your help with a war that could f**k up everyone's life.
Kari: But I thought mares weren't allowed to tham gia the army. Unless, I came from a place called Paradise Island, and was a princess named Diana. (Wonder Woman Reference)
Audience: *Laughing*
Kari: I would be a mare with wonderful powers. Wonder Mare! That's what bạn can call me!
Lieutenant Solo: Uhm, no.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: We want your tank-
Kari: My tank?! No! I worked hard to get thick armor, and a powerful gun on here.
Lieutenant Solo: bạn didn't let me finish. I want that tank engine behind your farm.
Percy: I'm Percy the green engine!
Audience: *Laughing*

Percy was tanken

Audience: *Laughing*

I mean, taken! Taken to a military base with a lot of other tank engines.

Percy: Well, this is interesting.
Thomas: We're being assigned for a very special job.
Oliver: How special?
Thomas: *Excited* Very special!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: *Walking in front of tank engines*
Private Messinger: *Playing drums*
Lieutenant Solo: Shut up Private!
Private Messinger: *Stops playing drums*
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: How many tank engines do we have here?
Percy: *Looking around* Uhm...
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: Three?
Lieutenant Solo: No! We have ten! That's the perfect ammount for your special assignment.
Thomas: I thought it was a special job.
Lieutenant Solo: Don't interrupt me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: bạn are all going to have súng attached to you, and bạn will, I repeat, bạn will, destroy every diesel bạn see! They are causing confusion, and delay!
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: I had a fat controller who once đã đưa ý kiến that.
Lieutenant Solo: SHUT UP!
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile with Kari.

Kari: I can't let Percy get killed in this war that'll f**k everyone's lives up. Everyone? Everypony? Bah, who cares?
Audience: *Laughing*
Kari: I know what I'll do. I'll get my tank, and I'll save Percy. *Gets in her tank, and drives towards the first battle* Destination set to... Whatever battle Percy is fighting!
Audience: *Laughing*

Lieutenant Solo, and his soldiers were driving the tank engines along the line.

Thomas: I don't see anything.
Duck: This is pointless.
Oliver: Can we please go back to the Island Of Sodor?
Percy: How come no one đã đưa ý kiến luckily no one was hurt yet?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: Hold it! Stop!

All the tank engines stopped.

Corporal Cadillac: See anything Lieutenant?
Lieutenant Solo: I see something that I need...
Corporal Cadillac: Yes?
Lieutenant Solo: To eat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: *Walks out of Percy, and grabs an táo, apple from a tree* I've never seen one as bright as this one. *Eats apple*
Thomas: What about the diesels?
Lieutenant Solo: F**k 'em. I need to eat this apple.
Audience: *Laughing*
Diesel: I see a bunch of steamies! Kill them! *Shooting a machine gun*
Lieutenant Solo: Machine gun fire! Go back, and return fire! *Climbs into Percy, and goes backwards*

All the tank engines were going backwards, and shooting at the diesels.

Kari was still searching for Percy when this happened.

Kari: I should've found him bởi now, but no! That dumbass Lieutenant had to take him away from me.
Three Ponies: *Driving tier 4 tanks*
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: It's a tier 7 tank! Hit it with everything bạn got.
Kari: Oh crap.

The three tier 4 tanks blew up, and Daring Do arrived.

Daring Do: And now to finish this one off with my automatic grenade launcher that I lấy trộm, đánh cắp from the enemy.
Kari: *Opens door to tank, and hits Daring Do without noticing* Whoever saved me from those three tanks, thank you!
Daring Do: Down here.
Kari: Daring Do! Stop whatever boring adventure you're doing, and come with me.
Daring Do: My adventures aren't boring!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kari: Okay, fine. They're very old.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Back to the tank engines.

Diesels: *Chasing tank engines*
Thomas: *Shoots súng thần công, pháo at Diesel*
Diesel: AH! *Comes off the rails* It's up to bạn Salty!
Salty: It's up to me to do something right! Oh joy! This is like the story when-
Diesel: Don't tell us any of your sea tails yet!
Audience: *Laughing*
Salty: *Stops* Oh, bạn don't want to hear any of my sea tails. This is like the story when I was about to tell one, but someone told me not to. He got sued bởi Warner Brothers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Diesel: They're getting away!
Salty: Oh, right! *Chasing the tank engines again*
Kari: *Arrives in her tank* Excuse me badly injured diesel that probably got shot bởi Percy. Have bạn seen my tank engine Percy?
Audience: *Laughing*
Diesel: I'll tell bạn where he is if bạn get me to the nearest diesel works!
Kari: Forget it. *Pauses game, and turns it off* I prefer the original world of tanks. Talking trains don't deserve to be in a game full of violence.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

The End

On the tiếp theo part of this episode, Saten Twist, and Aina go to watch a football game.
From the dawn of time, it was known that Celestia and Luna were the sole creators of Equestia. With Celestia raising the bright and shining sun, and with Luna raising the dark and lighting moon. But, Celestia and Luna were not the one's who were the creator......

Long cách đây there was a pony, a ngựa con, ngựa, pony who was a special pony. She was tall, taler than Celestia. Her beauty of her light màu hồng, hồng coating and her flowing Dark Green, Light Green, and Light Blue mane and tail. She was the one to birth Equestria. With the power she unleashed she created life as we know it. She created the dirt we walk on, the...
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    I took flight up to the sky just right below the clouds, so I could see what I would com against and no surprises. I wonder what's gonna be up there in the Nữ hoàng băng giá North, gotta be prepared for the worst, I thought. Where am I to find Twilight? The Nữ hoàng băng giá North is a big place, she could be anywhere! I flew over Canterlot to see it devastated. Gone. Wiped off the face of Equestria, just like AppleJack said.
    As I flew farther north, the air got colder, and I know I wouldn't last long. If i just keep my mind on finding Twilight, I will make it, I thought....
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Lets Continue..........

Cotton Swirls started to run, looking for her friends, but suddenly, she bumps into something, and falls down.

CS: Oh, I'm sorry Blueber- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! B-Blueberry Swirl? A-Are bạn okay?

Suddenly, something pops out of the bushes. And CS starts to scream.

CS: WHO GOES THERE?!?!
Azura: Cotton Swirls, it's me Azura.
CS: (hugs her) Oh Azura! bạn survived Discord!!
Azura: Ummmm....he never came to me.
CS: Oh.
Azura: Are bạn okay?
CS: Yea. Where are the others? And where were you?
Azura: I was just ummmm...Doing stuff...
CS: Oh, where are the others?
Azura: I don't know, but we...
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It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the lâu đài got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the lâu đài was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to tham gia his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her Những người bạn so much, Tiara, and Silverspoon were convinced to tham gia Discord's army. The logo stayed to the swastika, but the name was changed to Disci, combining Discord's name with...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Chapter 1:the spell

“so, why did ya'll bring us here?” rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack asked, the six ponies were sitting in a vòng tròn in Twilight's library.

“I'm going to try out a new spell, I need bạn five to help.” Twilight explained before she started the spell. Purple light filled the room.

“uh, Twilight, is this supposed to happen?” Spike asked.

“i think so, don't remember everything about what I read.” Twilight replied.

“I'm feelin mighty tired sugarcube.” rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack yawned.

“me too.” cầu vồng dash đã đưa ý kiến sleepily.

After a few thêm giây all the ponies, and Spike were out cold on the ground, the thư viện was gone, nopony was awake enough to notice as they all continued to slumber.
Man, I'm so good at these, who else agrees? Ok, let's continue......
...............
Twilight: I know I'm a very intelligent pony, but sometimes, it's good to cheat....
True hoặc not?

I tình yêu when a câu hỏi of a test gives the answer to another question.
..................
Rainbow Dash: *smirks*
True hoặc not?
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR GENDER IS, IM CALLING bạn DUDE!
....................
AJ: ehem, okay let's see.
True hoặc not?

That annoying moment when your telling the truth, but bạn laugh during it, and everyone thinks your lying.
...............
Pinkie Pie: HIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! Okay, okay, *takes a deep breath*
True...
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Okay,to get this started,I would like to thank everybody who joined this club and mostly for whoever made this club!

I liked mlp since I was a little girl.It was my favorite!And it still is.Some people think it is for little girls and boys that are three years old.I do not.Everybody who joined this club has to be proud of themselves.They showed who they really are.

This goes to btflash and shadirby.I am so sorry I was being mean to you.I didn't mean it.I have seen how bạn guys have been diễn xuất around this club.You will help out other friends.I am so sorry for diễn xuất like a troll.I am also sorry to all of the people who witnessed it.

I am sorry to other people like starwarsfan7,triq267,shadirby,btflash,tawnyjay,pheonixroyale,and thêm people.I hope bạn all read this.Please bình luận below if bạn like.
Let's start with rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: táo, apple bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes cầu vồng dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't bạn just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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posted by jordy_dash
Welcome to the first instalment of the Royal Mare, bringing news since today! First up is the new role play created bởi our good friend Sean, it is named the "equestrian graffiti" role play and seems like it shall be good, it is based in the 1960's and if bạn have an oc and want to roleplay then this may be the one for you! Now an older người hâm mộ has returned! Her name is is feather may fan! Give her some "welcome backs" "nice to meet you" and "hey xin chào hey"'s to make her feel the tình yêu and welcome! BREAKING NEWS! It has came to our attention that the boy that wanted to be able to bring his Rainbow...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Canada24
EARLY THE tiếp theo MORNING!

The girls, and Ditto started there rescue mission.

Spike was there too, wanted to help save his friend.

They arrived in the tunnels finally.

Spike being able to remind them to look for the tunnels with the most gems.

They were getting close, but Rover saw them coming, and as annoying as Sweetie Belle, he wasn't gonna give her up so easily.

Rarity ran wait up to them, trying to be intimidating.

"You bastards! Give me my sister!" Rarity cried angrily.

"Haha. Good to see bạn two Mrs Rarity" Rover mocked.

"Just give my god damn sister! bạn mutts!" Rarity cried angrily.

Rover growled...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 29

The tìm kiếm For The Golden Spike

June 11, 1953

It was 7:00 PM in Cheyenne. Everypony working on the Union Pacific finished their work day. However, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were still sitting on a bench at the station platform. Something...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see bạn now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Lady took Con to her house.

Lady: How are bạn going to get us back here without a time machine?
Con: With this *Shows remote* I just have to hit the button on here, and we're back into the năm 2014.
Lady: What does the future look like?
Con: Not as good as 1958, I'll tell bạn that. Are bạn ready?
Lady: Yes.
Con: Alright. Here we go. *Hits button*

It worked. Con, and Lady returned to Canterlot on the năm 2014.

P: Well done Con. That was quick.
Lady: *Looking around* This is a nice place bạn have here.
P: Thank bạn Lady. This cost us a lot of money.
Lady: I see.
P: Now, we're going to have you...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
Spike:Ugh,another bia I say.I want more.
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give bạn them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run bởi thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 5: War pony

May 15, 1951

The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Las Pegasus for use in the U.S military.

Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for bạn to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want bạn to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon: Cool....
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Like a shadow loves to follow
When the sun's shining bright
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around

And how the moon can di chuyển the water
When the stars are in the sky
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around

I've always got your back
I'll always hold it down
I'll be around
And anything bạn need
won't have to make a sound
'Cause i'll be around

And when the times get harder
We can take off
You don't have to worry
if we get lost
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around
And bạn don't have to wonder
We can be free
Anything bạn want,
you can count on me
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around

And it's much better than a promise
It's thêm like...
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#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..

#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. bạn really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him thêm in phim chiếu rạp like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass*. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....
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added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily