The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One ngày at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking bởi the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn: Thirteen hundred hours past what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Forget it. *Walks away*
Dobbs: *Playing the kèn binh, nhện, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: *Walks over to Dobbs, and hits him in the head*
Dobbs: *Goes crosseyed, and falls on the floor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Why do bạn keep playing that thing?
Dobbs: Because I'm good at it.
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile, bởi the General store

Captain Parmenter: *Reading a letter, as he walks. He goes up a plank going to a construction center, then goes down a platform on a rope. As he turns left, he runs into a fence, and rolls over back onto his hooves, and continues đọc the letter. All without noticing what he just did*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I wish I could do that. All I need is a letter.

So he started nghề viết văn to a ngẫu nhiên ngựa con, ngựa, pony in Canterlot.

Corporal Agarn: Dear, ponies working in the white house. I don't know who bạn are, but I need your help
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I want to do something my captain did, and bởi doing so, I need a letter. Please send one to me.
Corporal Agarn, Fort Courage, F Troop. PS, can bạn tell my your names so that I can adress bạn properly?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Walks in* Hello Agarn. What are bạn doing?
Corporal Agarn: nghề viết văn a letter.
Captain Parmenter: To who?
Corporal Agarn: The ponies in the white house.
Captain Parmenter: The white house?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Why? I'm know I'm a clumsy leader, but I can do better!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: If you're so clumsy, how come bạn read a letter while doing all those cool stunts bạn did?
Captain Parmenter: What are bạn talking about?
Corporal Agarn: *Staring at the audience with an angry face*
Audience: *Laughing*

One breif reminder later

Captain Parmenter: Okay, it's all set. Do bạn know what to do?
Corporal Agarn: Yeah. I read this letter while doing stunts. *Thinking* What do I have to do?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Just read that letter, and walk.
Corporal Agarn: Okay. *Reading letter as he walks, but he trips on some stairs* Okay, I think I just broke my jaw. If that's possible.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the kèn binh, nhện, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning bạn Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

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