Saten Twist Adventures 7... Part 1 - My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony - Friendship is Magic - fanpop

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posted by Canada24

As promised.
This is Saten Twist's first centre story since episode 1..
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INSIDE A LOCAL BREWERY:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause bạn only been here a week, and bạn keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
Boss pony: *sarcastically* yeaaaah.. Kinda got that. Thanks for clarifying though.

Derpy (showing to be his neighbor, no different than in Filliydefia): Saten? Good ngày at the your job?
Saten: *sighs* bạn know what'll be nice. If I could come back, and have five minutes, before bạn JUMP ALL OVER MY BACK!
Derpy: That bad huh?
Saten: *sighs* I was fired.
Derpy: That's horrible.. But I DID warn bạn about drinking the samples..
Saten: Oh well. Back to đọc those online stories.
Derpy: Oh. Ever read the one with Trixie?

CUTAWAY:

Trixie: Yes.. It is I! The gay and pitiful Trixie. And I-
Scoot: Nobody! Cares! Trixie!
Trixie: Fair enough.. But any of bạn want to my funhouse?
AppleBloom: Umm. No thanks.
Trixie: Oh come on.. It's not like I'm gonna rape and murder you, under Rarity's orders..
Scootaloo: No Trixie!
SweetieBelle: But. She đã đưa ý kiến she's 'not' gonna do that.
AppleBloom: Yeah. Seems reasonable.
Trixie: Exactly.. Lesson to your sexy friends..
Scoot: Or.. Why don't bạn just buck off Trixie!
Trixie: But it's just around the corne-
Scoot: I'm serious. Go away
Trixie: *starts leaving* Not even for a min-
Scoot: *angrily screaming* JUST SCREW OFF!
Trixie: *frightenedly runs off*
Scoot: *angrily* God! She just comes out of nowhere!.. So annoying!

TO BE CONTAINUED:

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Seanthehedgehog Trixie: Oh come on.. It's not like I'm gonna rape and murder you, under Rarity's orders.. I knew Rarity was a sex addict, but I didn't think she was going to tell Trixie to murder the CMC.

Canada24 It's from Trixie's funhouse

Seanthehedgehog I read it before.

Basket_Case Don't you spell it Satan, not Saten?

The Train Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Resistance Leader

Labiche was walking through a very busy train yard. No ngựa con, ngựa, pony payed any attention to him.

Labiche: *Passes two German ponies carrying crates as he walks*
German ngựa con, ngựa, pony 98: *Putting branches on an artillery gun as camouflage*
Labiche: *Ducks under the artillery gun, and continues walking*
German Officers: *Near Labiche, talking about something*
Officer 1: When will bạn be ready?
Officer 2: The train will be ready to leave tomorrow morning, bởi 9:15 Major.

Now they're talking about a different train, one that will depart Paris before Colonel Von Waldheim's art train.

Labiche: *Continues walking. He passes...

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Omegle Story

posted by TotalDramaFan60

You're now chatting with a ngẫu nhiên stranger. Say hi!
You both like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Stranger: (role play, bạn can be anyone) (Name: Rose, Height: the same as an adult mare Eyes: One blue one red, Scales: Black, Chest Plates: Dark grey, Tail blade: Like Cynder’s, Horns: Also like Cynder’s Wings: Her wings resemble a Những câu chuyện về rồng wings and are black with a dark grey membrane. She has a chain attached to her right leg and she walks on four legs) Rose ran into Ponyville from the everfree forest. Her pace was slowing as she ran. She had a large cut that ran from her chest down to...

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MLP Ponies

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Fluttershy

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rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack

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The Racer part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Appaloosa Rally

The race contined on for ten thêm laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do bạn think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a một phút later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, bạn get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank bạn so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...

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A tình yêu Story: Part 2

posted by applejackrocks1

rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack awoke. She sneezed as she looked around. She saw nopony. She sure wasn't in the Everfree forest.

Applejack: What is this place?!?
??????: *pops out of bushes*
Applejack: GAH! *coughs*
??????: Don't worry, ah ain't gonna hurt ya...
Applejack: Who ate you?! And how did bạn find me?!
??????: A timberwolf was about to eat ya, so ah saved ya.
Applejack: T-Thanks....
??????: Here sugarcube. *Hands a áo khoác to AJ*
Applejack: *smiles* Thanks,....so...what's your name?
??????: Just...somepony....
Applejack: Who is???
??????: *sigh* My name is...Brawny Spirit.
Applejack: That's a cute name *giggles*
Brawny:...

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The Mare With The Golden Gun part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ula.

Apparently the plan did not work. Con went to a place where Hattan went, while Berry Goodnight wanted nothing to do with him.

Con: Stupid Berry, I'll stop Hattan Scaramanga without her help. *disguises himself as Hattan*
korean captain: Ah, Miss. Scaramanga. bạn look beautiful today.
Con: Thank you. Now I have something to tell you.
korean captain: What might that be?
Con: I just met somepony that will be disguised as me. He works for the C.I.E, and his name is Con Mane.
korean captain: Understood. We will take care of him once we see him.
Con: Thank bạn *leaves*
Hattan: Who was that pony?
Korean...

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Discord is back part 6..........Shelter x Pacifica = A Fight

posted by applejackrocks

Okay, this time, Azura, Nikki, Score, Cotton Swirl, stormy, Jack, việt quất, blueberry Swirl, Brawny, Twirl, Pixel, and Pacifica ran to the same place where they last saw Discord. Pacifica was all dressed up as she was going to go to are resort, she had high heels on cause she was afraid she was going to touch dirt. Pacifica, as usual was mean to Nikki and Score. She told them to carry her all the way to our destiny. Nikki and Score didn't wanted to do it but they knew what would happen if they didn't. So they carried her.

Nikki: *pant* *pant* are we there yet?
Score: *pant* I don't think so
Stormy: Why...

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Discord is back part 4

posted by applejackrocks

lets continue with the story... ..

AJ: (wakes up) huh? .......PINKIE!! Where are ya! (looks around in panic) Pinkie pie? Pinkie? (sees Pinkie's body in the floor covered with blood) No, No, NO! wake up sugarcube! d-dont leave me here.......alone........c'mon! wake up! Pinkie?....pinkie pie?... ..she's dead....FOREVER! (a tear rolls down her cheek)

Pinkie: APRIL FOOLS! *giggles*
AJ: what the hay?
Pinkie: hehe gotcha there *winks*
AJ: *face palm* oh pinkie! *giggles
Pinkie: so.....
AJ: wait, hpw did bạn got rid of the lion?
Pinkie: I just gave him a piece of cake!
AJ: uhhhhh....okay? ummmm so......
Pinkie:...