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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After Hawkeye left, Mirage went to go check on Coffee Creme.

Mirage: I'm gonna get my engine coupled up to the back of your train. Is everything okay?
Coffee Creme: Yes. I just wish that I could get this over with. I don't want to crash the pizza, bánh pizza train like last year.
Mirage: bạn just do the best bạn can Frenchy. At least the extra load means that you'll have me to help bạn out.

Meanwhile, on the back of the train.

Wilson: *Puts caboose on train*
Conductor: *Drunk* Okay, my caboose is on the train, cool.
Wilson: *Gets out of engine, and looks at conductor* Excuse me sir, are bạn drunk?
Conductor: Whatever gave bạn taht idea?
Wilson: The fact that you're speaking like a drunk pony, and I can tell that you're losing your balance too often.
Conductor: Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't realize I needed balance to be a good conductor. *Puts lights on caboose*
Wilson: Make sure those lights get on properly. bạn want ponies in other trains to see you, so that they'll stop before crashing into you.
Conductor: They're fine. Stop diễn xuất like my mother.
Mirage: Frenchy is due to leave in five minutes.
Wilson: Okay. I'll get my engine out of the way, so that bạn can get yours coupled up. *Goes to his engine*
Mirage: *Looking at conductor* Are bạn alright?
Conductor: YEAH!
Mirage: Are bạn drunk?
Conductor: Why does everypony ask me that stupid question? *Gets in caboose*
Wilson: *Backs engine up*
Mirage: *Goes to his engine*
Coffee Creme: *Waiting for firepony* Where is he?
Firepony: *Climbs into Coffee Creme's engine* Sorry if I'm late. What do bạn need me to do?
Coffee Creme: Check to see if our back engine is coupled up to the train.
Mirage: *Connecting air brakes of train onto his engine*
Firepony: *Looking* Yeah.
Mirage: *Finishes connecting airbrakes, and climbs into his engine*
Coffee Creme: *Blows horn twice, and drives train out of yard*
Mirage: *Pushing train out of yard*

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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
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posted by AngelicWaffle
DeadSkies: Sugar Apple! Hellooo?

*DeadSkies made her way into the cottage where she lived, it was a quiet life and she was thankful for that. The only two ponies of substantial importance was her best friend, RedHeart: a sweet young mare, whose special talent is healing sick ponies; and Sugar Apple; a blonde cute orphan filly.*

DeadSkies: Sugar? bạn here?

Sugar Apple: Coming Miss. Skies!

*DeadSkies started to trot into the living room, RedHeart was at work so it was just her and Sugar Apple. Suddenly, the little filly burst in wearing fake neck bolts, bandages and an eye patch.*

Sugar Apple: Roar!...
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The last we saw our heroes, they had formulated a plan to kill the tyrant King Cobra. No sooner had this plan been brought up, King rắn hổ mang and his elite soldiers took up residence in Ponyville. Sending one of his men to deliver a vial of his seductive venom to Cloudsdale (to be spread across Equestria), he found haven in Twilight's house (who, bởi the way, is trapped in the human world). After intercepting the vial, Snowflake flew back to the hideout (Sugarcube Corner), to find her Những người bạn captured bởi King Cobra. She fled, unnoticed, to the Everfree forest, where she now sat with Tropical Breezes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful ngày in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering thêm ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: bạn really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot bạn in the arm! Why aren't bạn bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop the nuke!...
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 Mike the pegasus
Mike the pegasus
cầu vồng Dash was talking to the leaders of the other mafias.

Rainbow Dash: I called bạn all here to stop this.
Fuku: Why?
Rainbow Dash: We're killing ourselves instead of Manehattan, hoặc others that don't live the way we do.
Nickel: Maybe we like it that way.
Boris: Da. Why should we set up a truce?
Rainbow Dash: Because I want to. All of your members killed Applejack, and I don't want anymore of my Những người bạn being killed.
greaser leader: We supplied the guns, but none of us killed your friend.
Rainbow Dash: Your group counts, because súng kill ponies.
John: It's not the gun that kills ponies, it's...
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posted by applejackrocks
So, AJ and Pinkie Pie walked and walked and walked, but it never seemed they were closer to Canterlot. Suddenly they got lost, and it was dark....

Pinkie: are we there yet?
AJ: No
Pinkie: how about now?
AJ: no
Pinkie: now?
AJ: NO!!!

*silence*

Pinkie: xin chào AJ?
AJ: yea?
Pinkie: Do bạn know where we are?
AJ: .....no....
Pinkie: what are we going to do now? we need help! we're going to die!!!!
AJ: calm down pinkie....we'll be okay...for now....
Pinkie: brrrr! its cold out here...
AJ: here, take my scarf (hands over scarf to pinkie)
Pinkie: thanks, but what about you?
AJ: I'll be okay....
Pinkie: can we rest?
AJ:...
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posted by applejackrocks
In Ponyville, where AJ, RD, Rarity, FS, Pinkie pie, and Twilight are in a picnic........

AJ: what a wonderful ngày to have a picnic!
Pinkie: *giggles* bạn đã đưa ý kiến it sister!
RD: xin chào Rarity?
Rarity: Yes darling?
RD: would bạn pass me the salt......please?
Rarity: Ofcourse! (Passes salt to RD)
RD: thanks
Twilight: so, what should we do now?
Fluttershy: how about we help the động vật with their food?
RD: Nah! Thats to boring!
AJ: how about ya'll come to mah farm?
All: yeah!

In AJ's Farm.....

Pinkie: man, i wish it would rain Sô cô la milk, like last time with Discor-
Twilight: dont say his name! I hate him........
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*Runs*
Me: Go Derpy (i stop while Derpy runs like Crazy)
me: *hugs fluttershy* Fluttershy why are bạn doing this i know bạn have the power to stop this so tình yêu and care for me *kisses fluttershy and she returns back to normal*
Fluttershy: Go phoenix i got this
me: but...
fluttershy: JUST GO!
(Phoenix runs and hopes if she makes it out)
Derpy: bạn made it out!
me: but not Fluttershy :'(
Derpy: Aww :'(
me:but if she makes it out just... someday
Derpy: Wanna bake some muffins
me: =-= Thanks but no thanks mabye later? i guess
Derpy: ok
The end
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posted by ThatMarySue
The speakers across the weather factory crackled to life,

Speakers: Miss Heart, please báo cáo to the cầu vồng sector. Thankyou.

Rainbow tim, trái tim blushed as the ponies around stared at her. It was the first time the weather factory bosses ever wanted her, so she assumed she was going to be fired.

Her forest green eyes were fixated on the đám mây floor as she stumbled towards the cầu vồng sector, outside was a serious business-pony tapping her hoof on the ground. cầu vồng tim, trái tim flicked her blue mane into place and flew over.

Rainbow Heart: H-h-hello Miss-
Cream: Mrs Cream.

Cream squinted at cầu vồng Heart,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon arrived at Portland, and thought the town looked good.

Gordon: I wish I could work on the Union Pacific here instead of having to be in Cheyenne. Maybe I could get Pete to transfer me to here from Cheyenne after my suspension.

He went to where the station was, but he wished he hadn't.

Passengers: Hurry up with our bags!
Porter: I'm doing the best I can-
Passengers: You're not doing good enough, hurry up!
Porter: Just stop! You're too close to me *Punches passenger*
Gordon: Wow. Even I don't do that to the passengers. *Walks to station*
Passengers: *Sees Gordon* Oh great. First the porter...
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