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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye, Stylo, and Mirage went outside, where Pete, and the bus driver were arguing.

Drunk Bus Driver: I don't give a shit what bạn tell me! I am taking all your fucking passengers away from the train, and to wherever they need to go in the town of Cheyenne!!!
Pete: You're not allowed to! Those ponies want to get on the train, not the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: Who would want to get on the train?!?
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 36: I would.
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 57: Me too.
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 98: It's better than taking the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: *Gets in bus, and drives away*
Hawkeye: Are bạn alright Pete?
Pete: Yeah. All we did was shout at each other. That asshole can do whatever he wants.

Meanwhile, near Cheyenne Town Hall.

Mayor: *Standing near hot dog stand, and looking at watch* OH NO!! I have to find a restaurant to eat before it reaches two o' clock!! *Runs past hotdog stand* Where is a restaurant when bạn need one?!
Army Pony: *Driving tank down road*
Mayor: *Sees army tank* What the hell?! What? The? Hell?!!? Army tanks aren't supposed to go down a đường phố, street like that.
Drunk Bus Driver: *Driving bus* I'm a bus, I hate bạn too!! *Stops bus*
Mayor: Oh good. I'm going to get on my bus, because my bus is here. *Gets on bus*
Drunk Bus Driver: *Drives bus*
Mayor: Will bạn stop at a restaurant?
Drunk Bus Driver: Sure. *Driving to restaurant* I have to vượt qua, cross a railroad crossing.

But then, the bus got a flat tire, and it stopped on the train tracks. It would not go any further.

Drunk Bus Driver: What is this? Why do I get a flat tire?
Mare: bạn drove over a pothole like a careless idiot.
Drunk Bus Driver: Shut up bitch. Everypony, get out!

Everypony got out.

Hawkeye: *Driving train towards railroad crossing*
Stylo: Hey, there's something in our way.
Hawkeye: *Applying brakes*
Drunk Bus Driver: OH NO! *Gets back in bus*
Mayor: Are bạn going to take me to a restaurant?
Drunk Bus Driver: *Floors it* Come on, move!
Hawkeye: He's trying to get the bus out of our way!
Stylo: But it has a flat tire, it won't move!
Drunk Bus Driver: *Goes backwards* There we go!
Hawkeye: Just in time. *Drives pass railroad crossing without hitting bus*

tiếp theo morning, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Mirage were waiting on the station.

Mirage: I heard about what bạn two had to do yesterday.
Hawkeye: Yeah. That drunk idiot nearly got himself killed moving a bus out of our way.
Mirage: He Mất tích his job for getting a flat tire on the bus.
Stylo: Good for him.
Hawkeye: bạn know what else is good?
Mirage: What?
Hawkeye: Seeing bạn again.
Mirage: Hey, cool.

All three ponies laughed together, and are very good friends.

The End

On the tiếp theo episode of Ponies On The Rails

Hawkeye goes blind, while Gordon has to buy a new car.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Hawkeye's engine
Hawkeye's engine
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run bởi thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are bạn the new ngọn lửa, chữa cháy mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another ngựa con, ngựa, pony on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, bạn must be my new ngọn lửa, chữa cháy mare.
Coffee...
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posted by FlameMusical123
Hi! I'm new here. Call me Flame. My first post was a picture called 'Meet Flame Air'. This is to introduce her properly.

Name: Flame Air
Coat color: Sunshine yellow
Eye Colors: Blood red(left), sky blue(right)
Hair Colors: Tangerine orange, ruby red
Cutie Mark: 2 musical notes (forgot their names)
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Hairstyle
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Flame's hairstyle has a rig-shaw like design. Sort of like Mordecai from Regular Show.
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Origin
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Flame used to live in Manhattan, till her family got fed up with the insults thrown...
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posted by applejackrocks1
Sugar Sprinkles had packed her clothing and other items. She was in the Train Station with Nikki and her bags...

Nikki: 2 tickets to Ponyville please.
Lady: That would be 2 dollars.
Sugar: Here. *gives 2 dollars to Lady*
Lady: Thank you. Here bạn go. *hands tickets to Nikki*
Nikki: Thank you.
Lady: Have a nice day!
Sugar: *enters train*
Nikki: *enters train*
Sugar: Wh-
Nikki: *sits on seat*
Sugar: *sits tiếp theo to Nikki*
Nikki: I'm taking bạn somewhere where bạn can be happy.
Sugar: Whoa. It stinks.
Nikki: Yep. It's the skunk in the bag.
Sugar: bạn brought it?!
Nikki: Duh. I have to. If I set it free here, somepony...
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posted by applejackrocks1
Everypony: *laughs*
Mare: Yup! *slaps Nikki's back*
Nikki: Ow! Stop!
Colt: What are bạn doing here? Oh wait! bạn work for Diamond!
Nikki: I would never work for that whale!
Mare: Watch your mouth orphan.
Nikki: I am not an orphan!
Colt: Says the girl who d-
Nikki: Shut up!!!
Diamond: Ehem. *Grabs phone*
Nikki: *eye widened*
Diamond: *smirks* (puts phone down)
Colt: I have a long time without seeing you!
Mare: We thought bạn were dead!
Colt: HEY! The orphan got her cutie mark!
Mare: Let me see!
Nikki: *covers cutie mark*
Colt: GET HER!
Mare: *grabs her hooves*
Nikki: HEY!
Everypony: *laughs*
Colt: Your cutie mark..Is...
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posted by applejackrocks1
An giờ later, Nikki was in Canterlot. She got off the train....


Nikki: Sir?
Pony: Yes?
Nikki: How far away is this place? *hands a piece of paper to him*
Pony: *reads it* 4 blocks away, turn right.
Nikki: Okay, Thank you.
Pony No problem. *walks away*
Nikki: *whispers* 4 blocks, turn right..

30 phút later, after following the stranger's directions, Nikki was in front of her client's door...

Nikki: *knocks on door*

Moments later, a mare opened the door. She looked at Nikki with disgusted. Nikki's eyes widened. "It can't be," she thought. The mare flipped back her mane...

Nikki: Good Morning! I'm the-...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The tiếp theo morning, Harry, and Peter went to a crime scene. Another ngựa con, ngựa, pony was killed bởi Scorpio during the suicide scene.

Harry: He attacked at a perfect time.
Peter: Yeah. Now what?
Harry: Now we find out about his tiếp theo move.
Captain: Listen up bạn two. Scorpio sent us another letter.
Harry: What does it say?

Dear SFPD,

I am glad to tell bạn that I no longer want $150,000. Instead I want to double it, and have $300,000. Come up with it if bạn can pussies.

Scorpio

Harry: Well, he definetly likes to call us names.
Peter: Don't remind me.
Harry: I know what we'll do.

Next night, Harry, and his partner...
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posted by Dragon-88
 Blue Bolt, ready for fun!
Blue Bolt, ready for fun!
OK, so on with this story. Blue Bolt (me) is sleeping in his house situated in Ponyville. Right now, he is enjoying a good night's sleep, and hopes the morning will be normal. Too bad it's not gonna happen!


Bolt: (sees sunrise) Time to have another nice day!

Pinkie: (busts down door) Hey, new guy! Wakey wakey! It's a requirement that new residents meet the princess!

Bolt: I hope bạn can fix the door bạn destroyed!

Pinkie: Sorry...I'll wait while bạn get ready! I'll walk with you. Nice digs!

Bolt: (brushing teeth) OK, that was random. I'm new here, and Pinkie's a little energetic! Are they all like...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Chapter 4
Bad ideas

While most of my stories were enjoyed bởi some, there were a few terrible ideas that I made for fanfics. The first one was Mane Wars which turned out to be very short, and had a bad story line. I was so mad with it, that I deleted it. I only tried doing it, because it was based off this other TV hiển thị I saw.

Next were three các bài viết I đã đăng which had two stories in one. I thought it would be good since it was very long, but it turned out to be too long.

I republished six Con Mane stories which had all the parts in one article. No one read them, even though I was told to do...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's hard to do what bạn can for the fandom of bronies. It really is, but once bạn get started, it's like there's no turning back. That's how I feel sometimes.

Chapter 1
Before the bronies

Three years ago, I created my account for fanpop. At that time MLP: FIM wasn't around, for at least a few thêm months. The năm was 2010, and I was 13 years old, having been born in December of 1996.

During 2010, I came on here for one reason only. Sonic The Hedgehog. Back then, I was a huge người hâm mộ of something way past cool. I liked it so much, I even made my own người hâm mộ character. My account name is the same as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Snowflake
Snowflake
Now this is the newest James Bond parody on the newest James Bond movie. We find our hero Con Mane slowly walking through a hallway. It's dark, and the shadows block much of his face.

Con: *opens door*
P: Where is it?
Con: It's gone. We have an agent down.
P: Are bạn sure it's gone?
Con: *checks* It's gone.
Brosnan: *dying*
Con: *grabs cloth* Hang in there.
P: There's no time for that!
Con: I have to stop the bleeding!
P: Leave him!
Brosnan: Go! Don't worry about me.
Con: *leaves*
Snow: *drives truck* Let's drive.
Con: *gets in* Did bạn find Vetrice anywhere?
Snow: *looks* There. In the white Limo....
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posted by applejackrocks1
Back to the story.....


Brawny: Applejack, bạn stay here. I'll go get some money out of the bank. *swims off*
Applejack: *looks around* My, My...
*Suddenly, 3 other merponies swam to AJ, surrounding her*

MP1: I see that your a new loser here *laughs*
Applejack: Loser?!? Have ya looked into a mirror?!
All: Oooooo
MP2: Wait a một giây girls! She's not one of us! She's an earth Pony!
Applejack: *sneezes*
MP3: *laughs* I see that your sick...It's better to let bạn go with the flow, shall we?
Applejack: What? *coughs*
MP1: We don't want bạn to die with pain, Sugarlame.
Applejack: *is weak* Please...Just leave...
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They looked everywhere for Felix after the race, but Sean, Daredevil, and Nikki could not find him.

Sean: Where do bạn think he went?
Nikki: Did he go to Russia?
Daredevil: No, theres two thêm races left. He couldn't have gone back to Russia.
Sean: I'd be surprised if he did.
Daredevil: Yeah, well we'll find out soon. But now we have to make some money.

I think bạn all know what they're doing. Chasing a truck with drugs? WRONG! They were chasing a truck with money. Of course it was euros, and pounds, but they'd buy thêm stuff then a U.S dollar bill.

Sean: Without cầu vồng Dash, Daredevil will have...
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All four of the main characters went to London. When they got on the boat, they were met bởi other racers.

Mexican: Hey. Do bạn know how long it'll take for us to get into England?
Sean: Don't know, don't care. Just sit back, and relax.
Felix: *waxing car*

About 3 hours later, we got to the docks. Ponies were excited to see the arriving contestants.

british ponies: *taking pictures*
mexican: No! No taking photograph!
Sean: It's a good thing.
mexican: It is? Ok then.
Queen of england: Welcome everypony! I am so glad all of bạn could make it.
Felix: Thanks. *inflating tires*
Q.O.E: bạn all will stay...
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The last solstice

Chapter 5: Those purple eyes


Nocturnal Mirage is startled from his sleep bởi a sharp clashing sound.

“What?!” the dark blue stallion sits up in his giường rapidly.

He looks around in the large room. It takes him a few giây to realize where he is. Oh, that’s right… you’re here again… he acknowledges. There’s an opened book on his belly. He fell asleep đọc it.

The sound of breaking glass brings him back to reality completely. Mirage shakes his head and puts the book aside. He hears it again. Glass clashing against marble.

“Gosh darn it! The third night in a row!”...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 3: Solitude


Luna was right.

I was right too! Mirage thinks.

The Moon goddess đã đưa ý kiến that her sister will probably greet her new guard in the form of a letter. And Mirage suspected that the alicorn of the Sun was listening. The cobalt stallion smirked. He imagined the picture. The all mighty Celestia, the ruler of Equestria nestles up to the door very closely. Probably with an anxious look on her face, for she worries because her calm loneliness is disturbed.

“Ha!” Mirage exclaims loudly, as the picture he imagined fills up his soul with luscious pleasure for a moment....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The two spies went on until they reached the không gian ships.

Twilight: Man we found the spaceships.
Con: Hey, look over there.
Twilight: They have a map of the cities they're attacking.
Con: San Fran, Tokyo, and Hong Kong.
Twilight: Man if we're to stop those rockets from hitting them cities we have to get on the ship. I have a plan. *teleports them onto ship*
Con: Perfect. We just need to get in disguise now.
Twilight: Right *gets disguise*
Con: *stares at Twilight's ass*
Twilight: May I help you?
Con: bạn already are *gets in disguise*
Twilight: *gets in disguise* We need to kill everypony in this...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
 Steven
Steven
1 năm later... Vinyl has been killed and... Dan too... soo... yea...
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ACT |||
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Era End Coming...

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FireDash - I gonna buy bannananana... what?
NightFire - CAN bạn SHUT UP!
TearDrop - brother... bạn gonna buy nước ép, nước trái cây for me
NightFire - of course
FireDash - banana... banana... banananana
NightFire - uhhh...
Mare - HELP HELP!
FireDash - huh?
Mare - Undead UNDEAD!
GoldenHorn - HAHAHA IM ALAIVE
NightFire - 0_0
FireDash - bananana wait... OH MY GOD!
NightFire - Hide Behaind Me TearDrop!
GEA Soldier - GO GO GO!!!! *shoot*
GoldenHorn - *teleport*
GEA Soldier...
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Twilight, and Pinkie Pie returned to the Ponyville safehouse.

Dan: Where have bạn two been?
Twilight: Man I just took over some businesses, with help from Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: She knows what to do now.
Dan: Excellent. The Las Pegasus mob says that they will try to attack our safehouse. We gotta prevent them from doing that.
Twilight: No problem.

The Las Pegasus mob soon arrived.

Sean: They're here!!
Twilight: *grabs grease gun* Let's do this.
L.P. ponies: Dan, have your mafia surrender!
Dan: Howabout bạn screw yourselves?
L.P. ponies: Wrong answer! *fire súng at Dan*
Dan: Wrong di chuyển *grabs molotov*...
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rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack & Rarity went on to rob the bank.

Rarity: *grabs gun*
Applejack: Not yet! Ya have to wait until you're inside the bank!
Rarity: How about this? *makes gun disappear*
Applejack: Now ya have no gun.
Rarity: Oh yes I do, but it's invisible.
Applejack: Alright, let's just rob this bank.
guard: Hello ladies.
Rarity: *shoots guard*
Applejack: *kills other guards*
Rarity: I'm gonna open that vault. *magically opens vault*
Applejack: What are ya'll staring at? A southern ngựa con, ngựa, pony working with someone british?
normal pony: Uuhhh
Applejack: *kills normal pony*
Rarity: Got the money let's go!
Applejack:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Hattan were taking 20 paces, and then it happened.

Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't bạn tell me?
Sneak Peak: bạn were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: bạn know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together!...
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