Ponies On The Rails episode 23 part 3 - My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony - Friendship is Magic - fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the work ngày was over, Gordon and Coffee Creme went to a fancy restaurant.

Gordon: bạn got us reservations for a fancy restaurant?
Coffee Creme: Oui. We want this ngày to be superb.
Gordon: I'll never understand bạn french ponies, but let's do it.
Waiter: Bonjour madame. Name?
Coffee Creme: Coffee Creme.
Waiter: Right this way. *Walks to table*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Waiter*
Gordon: *Follows Coffee Creme*
Waiter: *Standing tiếp theo to table* I'll be back with the menus.
Coffee Creme: Merci.
Waiter: *Walks away*
Coffee Creme & Gordon: *Sits down*

Outside of the restaurant, Hawkeye, Metal Gloss, Wilson, Stylo, and Percy were waiting.

Hawkeye: We'll hiển thị those two not to mess with me.
Wilson: Right. Uhm, what did bạn have planned again?
Hawkeye: Don't ask me, it was your plan.
Wilson: Oh yeah. I forgot. Let's see, uh *Thinking* Oh, I remember. We were going to ruin Coffee Creme's ngày with Gordon.
Stylo: bạn got it.
Metal Gloss: But, how do we do it?
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. Let's go in. *walks in restaurant*
Waiter: Do bạn five have a reservation?
Hawkeye: We need a reservation? What the fuck?
Waiter: Get out of here.
Hawkeye: *Knocks out waiter*
Wilson: What was that for?
Hawkeye: bạn should never need a reservation just to eat food. Otherwise, the restaurant responsible for that stupid idea will go out of business. No wonder barely any ponies go to restaurants like this.
Percy: *Puts on waiter's uniform*
Stylo: bạn didn't have to do that, but bạn look good.
Hawkeye: Alright. Now for the real waiter *Drags waiter out of restaurant* That oughta teach bạn a lesson.

Back to Coffee Creme, who is waiting patiently for her menu. Gordon on the other hand, was impatient.

Gordon: Where's our goddamn menu?
Coffee Creme: They'll be here soon, relax.
Gordon: I don't want to relax. I want my menu!
Percy: *Still in waiter's uniform* Sir, keep that up, and we'll kick bạn out of here.
Gordon: bạn can't make me leave. I am on a ngày with my special somepony.
Percy: It doesn't matter. Leave.
Coffee Creme: Wait a minute. Percy?
Percy: Percy who?
Hawkeye: Now *Kissing Metal Gloss*
Coffee Creme: *Sees Hawkeye kissing Metal Gloss* HAWKEYE!!
Customers: *Staring at Coffee Creme*
Gordon: Wow. Normally, I'm the one shouting at others.
Hawkeye: May I help you?
Coffee Creme: I told bạn not to see Metal Gloss.
Hawkeye: Why can't I see her?
Coffee Creme: Because I've seen ponies do this before. First they kiss, and then they-
Hawkeye: We're just dating. Nothing serious is going to happen between us.
Gordon: Oh yeah? Well me, and Coffee Creme are going to-
Coffee Creme: Let me deal with this.
Hawkeye: I think bạn already did. The wrong way. You've got your special somepony, and I've got mine.
Metal Gloss: You've been freaking out, all for nothing.
Hawkeye: And nothing for all. Let's go Metal Gloss *Leaves restaurant*
Metal Gloss: *Following Hawkeye*
Gordon: Well, that went bad. How about we go to my house, and-
Coffee Creme: No.
Gordon: No? But bạn didn't even hear what I had to say.
Coffee Creme: I don't want to hear it.
Gordon: Sex.
Coffee Creme: AHH! *Flips table*

The End

On the tiếp theo episode of Ponies On The Rails

Orion loses his cool.

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ChibiEmmy Ha ha! My theory is only strengthens! Coffee so has a crush on Hawkeye! CALLLLLLLLED IT!!! And my wish to punch Gordon grows stronger.

Seanthehedgehog If Coffee Creme has a crush on Hawkeye. Why is she dating Gordon?

ChibiEmmy Trying to move on? Their dates aren't going very well and Gordon.. Isn't a pleasant pony. Also, she's bothered by him and Gloss dating.

Seanthehedgehog It's got nothing to do about that. You see, when she saw them kissing, she thought they were going to have something that starts with an S, and ends with an X. Being a very touchy subject to her, she doesn't want them to do that.

ChibiEmmy Uncomfortable with those talks I see xD

Seanthehedgehog I just didn't know how to tell you.

ChibiEmmy Well you did a good job on telling in the comments, that counts!

Seanthehedgehog Thank you

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 105 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: May 25, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy and Jeff returned to the yards in time to see Hawkeye arrive in a freight train with Stylo.

Hawkeye: *Stops tiếp theo to Snowflake's tower*
Stylo: Well it looks like Percy and Jeff just got back from fixing track.
Hawkeye: Let's ask them how it went.
Stylo: I'll do that, bạn go uncouple these engines from the freight cars.
Hawkeye: I did that last time. bạn do it!
Jeff: *Uncouples the engines from the freight cars with his magic*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Looking at Jeff*
Jeff: Neither of bạn wanted to do it,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 103 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: May 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 10:32 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete, and Hawkeye told their Những người bạn about the auction. Hawkeye also told the other ponies that worked with him.

By the time it was time to go home, Hawkeye stopped in Pete's office.

Hawkeye: How many ponies did bạn get to tham gia the auction with us?
Pete: Seven.
Hawkeye: I talked to everyone else. Metal Gloss, Mirage, and Dan have a few items to put up for auction.
Pete: Okay. The auction takes place on the 17th. Remember, we need to make over ten thousand dollars.

And on the ngày the auction took place, it was...

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Dan Rants. Episode 1 : Brony Community

posted by SomeoneButNoone

(Pilot)

WARRNING : I don't mean to offend anyone and everything is only for jokes. No harash feelings.

Welcome to Dan Rants - place filled with my opinion and useless banter!
There will be some offensive stuff and profanity in really small way.
It also include jokes about Canadians. Just kidding Canadians are great.
For first episode I chose something everyone met : community.

Because I dont really consider myself brony anymore doesn't mean I don't take part in community. Let's thru some of basic community members.

The German Brownies - Rare but seen - they tình yêu a guy with name Adolf and surname...

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Gran Turismo Episode 1 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia interrogate the ngựa con, ngựa, pony in the Ferrari they chased. When it was over, they spoke to Captain Jefferson in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So he's not part of the Low Riders.
Julia: No sir. He just zoomed past us over 100, and that's how the chase started.
Tim: He đã đưa ý kiến he was heading to a business meeting, but when he saw us chasing him, he tried to lose us on the highway.
Julia: How long is he going to be arrested for?
Captain Jefferson: 8 years. Attempting to kill bạn two didn't bring him any justice.

The Low Riders met up across the đường phố, street from the train station around 9 O' Clock....

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean and cầu vồng Dash stopped their cars outside of the barracks they were going to destroy.

Sean: *Using an MK46, and a Smith & Wesson 500*
Rainbow Dash: *Gets out a Striker Shotgun* Let's do this.
Sean: Okay. There's just one thêm thing we need. *Opens the thân cây of his car, and grabs a backpack* Time bombs.
Rainbow Dash: bạn must have a lot in there.
Sean: Enough to destroy a building three times the size of this one. Let's go. *Walks towards the door. It's locked, so he breaks it down with his machine gun*

Song: link

Sean: *Goes in with cầu vồng Dash*
Nazis: *Coming from the right*
Rainbow...

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Saten Twist: S3E2 part 4

posted by Canada24

MEANWHILE:

Diamond: ONE VOTE!?.. Silver Spoon! bạn didn't vote for me?!

Silver Spoon: No, I didn't.

Diamond Tiara: But you're my best friend!

Silver Spoon: Am I? 'Cause I tried to help bởi mentioning your 'surprise' statue, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to speak! bạn could have actually won this election if bạn just listened to me. bạn wanna know how? [whispering] Sorry. I'm not allowed to speak.

Diamond Tiera: (growls and storms off).

AppleBloom: Boy. She seems pretty upset.. We should check on her.

Scootaloo: We don't know that she's upset/. Not to a certainty. All we know for sure, is Diamond lost.

Diamond Tiera: (is heard screaming).

Sweetie Belle: What about now?

Scootaloo: Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, she's being murdered.

Sweetie Belle: (as if this ISN'T a reason a for concern) True enough.

AppleBloom: Yes.. But we should go anyway.

The Train Part 5

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Didont was standing tiếp theo to his train. It was 9:15.

Nazi Pony: Engineer!! Start your engine!
Didont: *Climbs into his engine's cab*
German Ponies: *Covering up the artillery súng with tarps*
Didont: *Opens the regulator, and blows the whistle. The train starts moving*

There was wheel spin when the train left, but Didont poured some sand onto the tracks to give his engine thêm traction.

The train was travelling at 30 miles an hour, and most of the surroundings were brick houses.

Meanwhile with the Colonel that we haven't seen since part 2, he was hiển thị up to the yards where his train was getting...

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On The Block Episode 26 Part 2

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Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on đường phố, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing tiếp theo to Double Scoop*
Tom: thêm ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands tiếp theo to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 86 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The pony with Jeff

Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 4:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley

Jeff drove an inspection xe đẩy, giỏ hàng on the train tracks to where the mainline needed to be repaired. Another stallion was with him.

Jeff: So, how long have bạn been working on this railroad?
Donovan: Since 1941. Before the line was dieselized, I drove lots of high speed passenger trains to Manehattan.
Jeff: Fascinating. *Stops the cart* Is this where we have to repair the line?
Donovan: Yeah.
Jeff: Alright then, let's get to work.
Donovan: How about you? What năm did bạn start working for your railroad?...

On The Block Episode 14 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic cầu vồng as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.

Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing...

On The Block Episode 12 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Master Sword, and Tom were walking down the đường phố, street together.

Tom: So, how's everything going?
Master Sword: Not too bad. I got to see somepony drive a '67 Camareo. How about you?
Tom: Things are going fine for me. Except for my life on the computer. I keep getting these advertisements thanks to Spamdex.
Audience: *Small laughter*
Master Sword: What kind of advertisements do they send you?
Tom: Who cares? They're advertisements. They do not belong on the internet. It's not a place for commercials, it's a place for ponies to watch videos, play games, and post self portraits.
Master Sword: bạn mean...

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On The Block Episode 11 Part 5

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The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic cầu vồng as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

The 4th of July, 1925

Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.

Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the màu sắc of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: Will bạn stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an trái cam, màu da cam firework* That's nice....

On The Block Episode 11 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, and James were playing with a balloon in the classroom. They were the only ponies in there, and they were waiting for everyone else to arrive.

Gary: And to think that arriving early would be bad.
Audience: *Light chuckle*
James: I'm sure bad things might happen to us. One time my friend arrived at his class early, and somepony lấy trộm, đánh cắp all of his lunch money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: *Enters classroom* Hi everpony.
Gary & James:...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 71 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: July 26, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 1:27 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were driving a short freight train, using Roger's modified locomotive.

Roger: I thought this would be used for passenger trains.
Anthony: Yeah. Me too, but remember, fewer ponies are riding trains nowadays. They're either interested in driving their car, hoặc just flying in an airplane.
Roger: What about the freight?
Anthony: There are still some ponies interested in getting their freight bởi train, but it's possible, towards the future that fewer ponies will have their freight delivered bởi train....