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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After escaping the sinkhole, Con, and Lola walked towards another town. It was a very long walk, and when they got there, they just took a car, and drove all the way back to the airport.

Con: *Driving car*
Lola: *Looks at bag tiếp theo to her* xin chào Con?
Con: Yeah?
Lola: Look at what we have here. *Opens bag*
Con: What is it?
Lola: .... I don't believe it. We're rich! Con, we have over fifty grand in here, hoặc at least I think it's fifty grand. What currency do they use in Australia?
Con: The australian dollar. Each dollar is worth eighty seven cents.
Lola: Oh.
Con: But we've got $43,500.
Lola: That's good.

Soon, they arrived at the airport.

Con: *Parks car*
Lola: *Carrying bag with money*
Con: Stalliongrad, here we come.

But suddenly, a searchlight shone on them, and armored trucks came into the parking lot.

Lola: Who are these ponies?
Con: *Looks at truck* M.I.3.
Fenix: Con?
Con: Fenix? What's going on?
Fenix: Your boss wants me to send bạn back to Canterlot.
Con: Is he here now?
Fenix: No, but he's on my phone.
P: Let me speak to him.
Fenix: Yes sir. *Gives phone to Con* For you.
Con: *Takes phone*
P: Listen to me 0007! If bạn don't go back with these guys, they have orders to kill you. Think about what you're doing.
Con: I know what I'm doing. bạn don't, because you're preventing me from doing what I'm supposed to do.
P: Goddamnit! bạn listen to me-
Con: Hey! Remember when bạn told me not to kill anypony, but I told bạn that I could care less.
P: Yeah, what about that?
Con: I don't care about what bạn have to tell me. I'm going to Stalliongrad, and I'm going to stop Yolo. *Hangs up*
Fenix: So you're not going, huh?
Con: Fenix, we have fifty thousand australian dollars in here if bạn guys give us a ride to Stalliongrad. I'll help bạn stop Yolo, and I'll let bạn do whatever bạn want with him.
Fenix: It's a deal. Okay everypony, change of plans. We're taking Con to Stalliongrad with us. We'll chẻ, phân chia, split the money evenly amongst ourselves along the way.
M.I.3 agents: Yes sir.

And in Canterlot

Mr. Foust: Sir, we have some bad news.
P: Great, as if things couldn't get worse. What is it?
Mr. Foust: Moneybit is dead.
P: Who killed her? 0007?
Mr. Foust: It was someone else, working for Yolo.
S: *Arrives* Did I here right? Moneybit is dead?
Mr. Foust: Unfortunately, yes. Mr. Foust, you'll take her place, and S, get back to work.
S: Yes sir. *Goes back to lab*

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sam's car
Sam's car
The tiếp theo day, Gordon, and Case cracker went to Sam's house in Gordon's coupe Deville

Sprocket: *Sitting in the back* Have bạn ever considered buying a sedan?
Gordon: I tình yêu this car too much.
Case Cracker: Remember what I told bạn yesterday. Don't be a bitch.
Sprocket: I'm not. I was just asking a question.
Gordon: *Stops at Sam's house* Everypony out. *Gets out*

Case Cracker, and răng bi nhông của máy, bánh xích, bánh followed Gordon to Sam's house.

Gordon: *Knocks on the door*
Sam: *Opens the door, and sees Sprocket* Who are you?
Case Cracker: My special somepony. She wants to tham gia us.
Sam: Alright, as long as she isn't...
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posted by Canada24
(Inside a local restaurant).

Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..

Trixie: It's not permanent, remember that.

Saten: Yeah., but it's a whole week!

Trixie: True... (Looks around) but is this really the best bạn can get for our first 'real' date?

(It's shown they are in a cheap fast thực phẩm restaurant).

Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..

Trixie: Oh., I have lots of spare money.

Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.

Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her friesS

Saten: Just the curly ones bạn don't like..

Trixie: No.. I tình yêu them, and save...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
(Warning: This rant contains swearing)

Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If bạn couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.

Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the phim chiếu rạp fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.

Are bạn f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since Người dơi is a (mostly) realistic...
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Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.

Roger: I was literally here 50 phút ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here bạn complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I tình yêu to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about thêm things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe bạn have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Okay everypony, bạn know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

---

Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our tiếp theo episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes táo, apple from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple*...
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LATER:

Airbourne: And that's why bạn should let my client go..

Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all bạn did was hiển thị up, sit down, and say "that's why bạn should let him go"..

Airbourne: ...... I'll give bạn twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).

LATER AGAIN:

Master Sword: See, told bạn my friend will get us out.

Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..

Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy

Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?

Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-

Saten: (punches Sword in the face).

Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!

That's all I got, so end of episode.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience: WHAT?!
Tom: Relax, I'm just joking.
Audience: Oh, *Laughing*
Master Sword: What is today's crossover parody Tom?
Tom: Storm Of The Century. It combines the fanfic, The Storm with the MLP episode, Swarm Of The Century. Let us begin.

Storm Of The Century

Starring everyone as theirselves

Fluttershy: *Sees a snowflake on the ground*...
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This scene and the tiếp theo scene are both based on the Robot Chicken sketch..


Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).

Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.

Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.

Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One thêm cú đấm will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.

Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-

Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.

To be containued
Party Favor: How could you!?

Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!

Double Diamond: then why bạn still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!

Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I đã đưa ý kiến was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!

Saten: But bạn lied to them..

Starlight Glimmer: (rudely) NOBODY ASKED YOU!

Pinkie: Hey, leave him alone!

Starlight Glimmer: Shut up! Both of you!... bạn guys ruined everything!... Everything...
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Chapter 1: Beginning

Humans. A “superior” animal that dwells on the lowly planet Earth. They live in large packs called “families”. They travel bởi “cars” and “planes”, truly reaching nowhere. They think that they are too clever, and that they are the highest form of life. In truth, they are parasitic beings who leach off the land, killing it at the same time. Someday, somehow, something will bring them to their knees.

“Nothing on TV again...” Miles thought as he flipped through the channels of his flat screen tv. Miles had jet-black hair and sky-blue eyes. He sighed as he...
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I reached Canterlot Castle, and parked my car tiếp theo to three Jeeps, owned bởi Royal Guards.

Sean: *Runs to the lâu đài entrance* Is everything okay here?
Royal Guards: Yeah. We haven't seen anypony from ISIS around here.
Sean: Good to know. *Walks into the castle*

It was a long way up to cầu vồng Dash's room, but when I made it, she was on the balcony.

Sean: *Walks up to cầu vồng Dash* bạn know bạn shouldn't be out here. What if someone spots you, and tries to kill you?
Rainbow Dash: I've been watching some of the activity around here. I even saw a glimpse of your car chase against Nikki West. Did...
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#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I đã đưa ý kiến it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: ngựa con, ngựa, pony âm nhạc VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the hiển thị itself.
As even though most of the characters aren't funny anymore.
The same cannot be said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Welcome back everypony. We would like to introduce bạn to something new to the show.
Master Sword: BLOOPER REELS!!!!!!
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Tom: Enjoy the bloopers from this episode.

Song: link

Announcer: Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Bait, and... Oh shit.
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The tháng award goes to me!
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that.
Tom: Okay, let's do this for real.

Take 2

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The tháng awarf, f**K!
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Chief Wild Eagle:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
đít, mông, ass đít, mông, ass Inn

Starring cầu vồng Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic cầu vồng as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.

Announcer: For those of bạn that don't remember, the đít, mông, ass đít, mông, ass Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a bàn with Marisa* bạn really look like this mare I ngày in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: bạn see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let bạn know who Brony Of The tháng is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, hoặc laughing....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart, joyreactor
posted by bluethunder25
Twilight has come a long way since the first episode of MLP-FiM. At first, she was an antisocial bookworm who wasn't interested in making Những người bạn and keep her head in sách virtually all the time. Now.......well, she's still a bookworm, but with thêm friends. Not only that, but her magic has improved vastly over the course of her studies with Princess Celestia. And with her transformation into an alicorn princess, Twilight has proven to have the potential to be one of the most powerful ponies in Equestria. But with that being said, it's about time that Twilight had a decent rival character....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:45 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Fifteen phút remained until the shift was over for Hawkeye, and all of his friends. The sun was slowly setting, but it was not dark outside at all.

Hawkeye: *Drives a freight train into the yards*
Stylo: *Sitting tiếp theo to Hawkeye on the train* This is it. Our last job for today.
Hawkeye: Push all of these freight cars down the hump.
Stylo: The only loads we've been getting on these freight trains are ammo, and gasoline.
Hawkeye: Nikki đã đưa ý kiến it's for the army. They're preparing for the Cold War.
Stylo: Thankfully,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The trainyard was full of tank cars. Every single on of them was carrying gasoline. Ponies had to be careful around the tank cars, especially when coupling them up to other freight cars, hoặc trains. If they went too fast, they would blow up.

Gordon: *Waiting in a diesel* xin chào Wilson, what's taking so long to get my freight train set up?
Wilson: bạn gotta pull tank cars full of gasoline.
Gordon: So? I think they should hurry up.
Wilson: Well. It's your life. *Walks away*
Gordon: xin chào wait a second. Was that supposed...
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