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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run bởi thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 7: The boss of my boss is my enemy

Idea by: Chibi-Emmy

May 25, 1951

We start this episode near the station of Cheyenne. An observation car was sitting on a siding near the line.

???: Oh my god man! How many of these engines do bạn still have?
Pete: The same ammount we had since 1944.
???: That's not good! We can't allow this!!!
Pete: Sir, we have a lot of engines, why do bạn insist on replacing some in favor of new engines?
???: bạn know why. We need thêm diesels, and less steam! If we don't get rid of these engines, WE'LL LOSE MONEY!!!
Pete: I think we're already losing money buying new diesels.
???: And we make money bởi selling the steam engines! Alright, listen. We need these engines gone within eight years, alright? Start with the switchers, than continue with the stronger engines. If bạn don't get the job done, bạn can go work for another railroad. Now get the fuck off my car!
Pete: *exits passenger car* ugh, jeez. *walks away*

Three hours later at a diner

Pete: *sighs* Thank's for taking me here Hawkeye. I really tình yêu this place.
Hawkeye: No problem boss. So, how did it go with your boss?
Pete: It was somewhere between dumb, and fuck.
Gordon: That's how it should be with everyone's boss.
Pete: Oh hell no. Not for me! I'm your boss.
Hawkeye: Hey, waitress! Three thêm colta colas.
Waitress: *goes to kitchen*
Gordon: So, what's so bad about your boss?
Pete: He wants to deiselize this line, that's what.
Hawkeye: Yup. I agree with this being between dumb, and fuck.
Gordon: I agree with your boss. He probably makes a lot of other good decisions.
Pete: Uh, yeah no. He doesn't.
Waitress: *Brings colts*
Hawkeye: Thanks. Here's thirty cents *Gives waitress three dimes*
Waitress: *walks away*
Gordon: So what decisions has he made that weren't good?
Pete: bạn really want to know?
Gordon: Yup.
Pete: Alright than. Sip those sodas, and get yourselves comfortable for a long night, cuz I've got a story to tell.

February 2, 1935

Pete: *narrating* It was roughly a năm before we recieved our first articulated locomotives. The 4-6-6-4 challengers. At that time they would be the largest steam engines in the world, but we had other engines. 4-12-2's. We nicknamed them the 9000 class, because we numbered the engines between 9000, and 9087. I was an engineer during this time, and my boss was the controller of the section of the U.P that I worked on.
Hawkeye: What was your boss like?
Pete: He was an alicorn.
Gordon: Yup. I can see why bạn hate him.
Pete: He also made this daring plan for me to carry on.
Waiter: Sir? When are bạn three leaving? We have a party of nine coming in, and there isn't enough room for them.
Pete: Damnit. Alright bạn two, I'll tell bạn the rest tomorrow.
Hawkeye: Alright. We'll see bạn at the station.

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 The 4-12-2 9000 class locomotives
The 4-12-2 9000 class locomotives
ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? bạn just decided to skip our bữa tối, bữa ăn tối without telling me? Are bạn aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for bạn at a bàn with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want bạn to make Những người bạn with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! bạn still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if bạn want to give me a một giây chance hoặc not. Starlight had to choose between bạn and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...
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As Trixie shows Starlight to her wagon, Twilight appears to give Starlight friend alternatives, including Glaze, Vinyl, and chanh Heart. Offended bởi Twilight's distrust and undue concern, Starlight says she wants to make Những người bạn on her own, and she storms off.

Twilight tries to chase her. But Saten Twist flies over, in one of his thêm serious moments, he expresses anger at her for trying to give Starlight alternatives to Trixie.

Tilight: Saten, please, this is seriou-

Saten: I mean it Twilight! If bạn upset her, I'l-

Twilight: But I just think tha-

Saten: Trixie has a lot of trouble fitting in....
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 Saten Twist
Saten Twist
EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I đã đưa ý kiến no magic. bạn were supposed to do it bởi hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if bạn hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make thêm sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...
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posted by ChevalNoir
In the far north beyond Crystal Empire and farther than Yak Yakstan lies Kingdom of Midnight Sun, a vast land of ice and snow.Contrary to all expectation ponies live even in this harsh realm.They grow plants they need in green fields heated from underground bởi eternal flame.Without its effect life in Kingdom of Midnight Sun wouldn't be possible.Even Equestria would be much colder.So ruler of the kingdom, an alicorn Queen is also guardian of the flame.Many baddies tried to gain control of it and subjugate the world.Most of them couldn't stand local weather conditions, and gave it up.Magic in...
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posted by mariofan14
(Before this story begins, let me tell bạn that with this article, I'm starting over with the stories I may tell bạn all. As bạn may have enjoyed the stories I told in the past, I hope bạn enjoy this one. Thanks for đọc this tidbit, and do enjoy this article.)

It was a great ngày in the little town of Ponyville, and everyone was gallavanting about, doing their duties and businesses. Some of the others were visiting and chatting with each other and generally had good times. One of these ponies was the kind Fluttershy, out to get some thực phẩm for herself and her animal Những người bạn in and near her...
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Source: facebook, EQD, joyreactor
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
14th May
Hour 0700
Near Ponyville.

Sandman - This shit won't last long.
Icepick - *looks at Ponyville* The town is gone...
Damien - We will kill those bastards for what they did...



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Dan - So?
MI5 - We pinpointed location if weapon dealer of GlobeX.
Dan - *puts pictures on screen*

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Name : Ricardo De La Rosa
Location : Brazil - Rio De Janero - Local Favela.
Role : Weapon Dealer, Local Terror Group General
--

MI5 - We sended SAS team ready to extract.
Dan - I'm sending my Reapers to capture the target. We will make him talk.

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Brazil.
Rio De Janero.
Operation Codename : "RAT TRAP"
Hour 1005

--

Hooffman - Stay...
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Source: Equestria Daily, DeviantArt
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 5:12 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie was driving a freight train home. She just got the train out of Denver.

Stephanie: Cheyenne, here I come. *Blows the horn on her train*

However, she passed a damaged switch, but she didn't know it was damaged. She thought it was an alternate route to Cheyenne.

Stephanie: I better pick up the pace. *Increasing speed*
Stallions: *Getting derailers onto the tracks* Hurry, she's coming.
Stephanie: *Blows the horn on her train four times*
Stallions: Let's get out of here! *Running away*
Stephanie: What did they...
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ngẫu nhiên dialectics


Hello and welcome to another fantastically pointless bài viết of ngẫu nhiên Dialectics, where we take a dive into the world of technicalities… for no particular reason! Since some requests were made; today, we are going to take a closer look at our yêu thích party pony, Pinkie Pie. This bài viết interlocks with the trước đó one I wrote about Rarity, but will be done in a different fashion. However, due to the nature of the tiếp theo few lines, we will disregard Pinkie’s fourth tường breaks and her defiance of the laws of physics. As instead, we will focus on her mental state. So let...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by sararoyal296
Source: nami frost
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 4 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped bởi a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and bạn thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all bạn got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't bạn ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, bạn worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near cầu vồng Dash* Now hurry up, and...
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