Hedgehog In Ponyville 7 part 7 - My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony - Friendship is Magic - fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Spike was recaptured, and they continued taking him to Canterlot. Still, could be worse.

General Rosemeyer: Our soldiers have still not stopped Sean The Hedgehog, and his friends.
Robotnik: Fuck. Get in four trucks, three airplanes, and a tank!!
General Rosemeyer: Yes sir. *walks off*

30 giây later

Fluttershy: Oh no! thêm airplanes!!
cầu vồng Dash: *holds gun for Sean*
Sean: No, keep it. I have another one *grabs .44*
cầu vồng Dash: If bạn say so.
Applejack: Why can't these humans give up?
Sean; They're Nazis, they don't know how to give up. *shoots at airplanes*
Airplanes: *pass*
Rarity: They're not shooting.
Sean: They don't have bombs either.
Nazi pilots: *drop grease on tracks*
Engineer: Shit! We have wheel spin *pours sand on tracks*
Sean: Stay here. I'll be back *goes to engine*
Nazis: *shoot at Sean*
cầu vồng Dash: *shoot pilot* One down, two to go.

Four trucks then arrived

Applejack: Uhm, Rainbow?
cầu vồng Dash: What is it?
Applejack: thêm enemies.
cầu vồng Dash: *shoots trucks*
Nazis: *shooting at Sean*
cầu vồng Dash: What are they shooting at?
Sean: *running on hàng đầu, đầu trang of train*
Nazis: *still shooting at Sean*
Sean: *shoots truck tire*
Engineer: What's happening?
Sean: I came to check on bạn guys. What did those airplanes do?
Engineer: They dropped grease on the rails.
Sean: How far is Canterlot?
Engineer: About nine minutes.
Sean: Keep it up. Make sure bạn only shovel in coal when bạn need it.
Engineer: I know what to do!
Sean: *runs back to mane 6*
Nazis: *shooting at engineer*
Sean: They dropped grease on the rails.
cầu vồng Dash: Is that bad?
Sean: Yes, very. Our engine won't have much traction on the rails with slippery wheels.
cầu vồng Dash: *eyes are wide open* I think we have something thêm serious then traction to worry about.
Sean: Why? *sees tank* oh
Robotnik: *driving tank*
Sean: Of course, he's driving the tank. *jumps out of train*
Applejack: Where's he going?
Sean: *jumps on to tank*
Robotnik: Guten tag. *grabs gun*
Sean: Drop it *grabs gun*
Robotnik: *drops gun* Sure thing *hits Sean*
cầu vồng Dash: *shooting at Robotnik*
Sean: *punches Robotnik*
Nazis: Sir! Need help?
Robotnik: Nein. *pushes Sean*
Sean: *goes toward ledge* Aah *falls off, then grabs ledge*
cầu vồng Dash: *kills Nazis*
Applejack: Stop that! You'll kill him!
cầu vồng Dash: I'm not aiming anywhere near him!
Applejack: The tracks are getting closer to that tank. I have a plan *grabs rope*
Robotnik: *sees tree* Hmm.
Sean: *Climbing up*
Robotnik: Damnit *goes away from tree*
Sean: *grabs tree*
cầu vồng Dash: Looks like bạn don't need that rope.
Applejack: You, and Twilight should go help him.
Twilight: Man, we're on it!
Robotnik: *moves tank away from train*
Sean: *jumps off*
Robotnik: Was ist das?
Sean: *hits tank with tree*
Robotnik: *climbs out*
Sean: How did bạn survive that?
Robotnik: No clue, but since I nearly died. *grabs gun*
Sean: *swings tree*
Robotnik: *shoots Sean*

Twilight & cầu vồng Dash arrive

Twilight: Oh helll no!!
Robotnik: *shoots Twilight*
cầu vồng Dash: *kicks Robotnik*
Sean: *barely standing*
Robotnik: *kills Sean*
cầu vồng Dash: NO!!
Robotnik: Ja. *aims gun at cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: *kicks Robotnik*
Robotnik: *shoots himself*
cầu vồng Dash: How am I going to carry these two to the train?

2 B continued

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It's a mad mad mad mad world part 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Culpepper was hiding a floor above the group that wanted to take the money from him.

Spike: Where is he?
Shining Armor: He has to be around here somewhere.
Culpepper: *drops suitcase*
Sean: Upstairs!! *runs*
Culpepper: *goes up a floor*
others: *follow*

Culpepper kept running up the stairs. After going up 6 floors, Sam tried to grab him, but Mất tích his grip, and fell on the others.

Sean: Congrats! bạn let him get ahead!
Culpepper: *goes onto roof* Oh dear
others: There he is!!
Culpepper: *climbs down*
mayor: Due to idiots that like history, we can't smash this building.
ponies: Look up there!
mayor: HEY!!...

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The last solstice - Chapter 11: The windmills of her mind - Part 2

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 11: The windmills of her mind – Part 2

His first thought was to get the cỏ khô, hay out of there, when he had the chance. It was an instinctive thought. He feared for his life. But, another part of him did not allow the luxury of backing out of this situation. Something was stronger than fear. Actually it’s two things. Compassion and hate. Nocturnal Mirage could not decide which one was thêm powerful. The only thing he knew he must go after the Princess. And so he did.

Celestia has retreated to her bedroom and seemed she has completely forgotten the royal blue stallion. She...

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Not far away from the stealth boat, a japanese freighter was sending supplies to South Korea. Things were going to be the same as it was in the trước đó attack, hoặc were they?

Steve Jobs: I see the japanese boat.
Snails: Get the North Koreans notified about this.
Steve Jobs: The Japanese will try to attack, but we need that tên lửa to hit Hong Kong, is it ready?
Snails: Press the magic button, and Hong Kong dissapears.
Steve Jobs: You've outlived your contract. *kills Snails*
Con: How dare you?!
Steve Jobs: It was snails, no one likes him, not even the bronies!
korean pony54: We have two airplanes...

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After delivering the blueprints, Con was sent to a german military base in South Korea.

Fenix: Con, great to see bạn again
Con: Fenix, bạn can fucking walk! How's it been?
Fenix: Alright, but it was painful to get the leg on.
Con: At least bạn have one.
Fenix: So what do bạn want?
Con: I need to find out about a sunken ship in the sea of japan. Steve Jobs attacked it, but made it look like the North Koreans did the destruction
Fenix: I know how to get bạn there

6 phút later, they were flying 4,500 feet above the water.

Fenix: Now what bạn want to do is cut the rope right when bạn hit the water....

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con had to go to Las Pegasus where Steve Jobs was hosting a party for his "excellent" news

car: Srow down!
Con: I wish S told me about the car talking!
usher: *opens door*
Con: *hands over keys* Don't let her boss bạn around.

Con walked into the building. When he got there, he was greeted with loud music, and flashing lights.

Con: Now let's see what they have here.
Carrot Top: Con?
Con: Oh, hey. I haven't seen bạn in a while
Carrot Top: *slaps Con*
Con: I see now. Other then being gone for too long what have I done to you?
Carrot Top: bạn don't remember?
Con: That's why I asked.
Carrot Top: How about...

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The famous spy of the Central Intelligence Of Equestria has returned!

The story begins at a Mexican airbase.

P: What do bạn see?
Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?
P: Ach. thêm serious then I thought.
S: Hang on, there's a ngựa con, ngựa, pony there that looks familiar.
P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?
Con: I see him too.
Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!
Mexican pony98: Yes sir.
Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*
Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?
P: His job.
mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *kills three mexicans*
S: Con,...

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Dashing & Daring: Luân Đôn Burnouts part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

London race track

There would be four races in London. cầu vồng Dash would take the first one, Sean had the second, Daredevil would do the third, and the last race would belong to Nikki.

Felix: That cầu vồng mare is going down.
Russian pony87: bạn sure boss?
Felix: Yes I'm sure.
Sean: bạn can do this.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I know.
Sean: Just saying. Good luck.
Rainbow Dash: *starts car*
Q.O.E: Let the race begin
racers: *drive*
Felix: *loads gun*
Rainbow Dash: *goes to 1st place*
Felix: I don't think so! *follows*
Sean: Hang on, that's Felix's car.
Daredevil: What do bạn mean?
Sean: That red Cobra!
Daredevil: Oh damnit!...

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Dashing & Daring: Luân Đôn Burnouts part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt

It was a busy time on the highway from Ponyville to Fillydelphia. Another truck carrying drugs was in a hurry. It had to go to Filly as fast as possible, 100 miles an hour.

Sean: *driving Firebolt*
Nikki: *driving Wrestler*
Daredevil: *driving Supra*
Rainbow Dash: *driving Pegasus*

All four upgraded their cars, and Sean's Firebolt was new. Courtesy of the Canterlot car company.

Sean: Alright. Let's see what this baby can do! *goes 110*
Nikki: I can go faster then you! *Goes 120*
Daredevil: I'll go faster then both of you! *goes 130*
Rainbow Dash: bạn forgot about me *goes 140*
Sean: Ok. There's the...

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2 Dashing & 2 Daring part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Thomas' Flam Special

All four of our Giải cứu thế giới we're resting at the hideout. Nikki however, was remembering her first race four years ago. Before she had a Wrestler, her car was a Lightningbird.

DJ: *playing 50's rock*
Nikki: *upgrading transmission*
Thomas: Hey, that looks cool.
Nikki: Thanks. What do bạn have?
Thomas: See that Special over there?
Nikki: That car?
Thomas: Yeah. I'll take bạn on at the raceway if bạn want.
Nikki: Ok.

The two ponies got their car set up at the starting line.

Flag pony: bạn ready?
Nikki & Thomas: Ready!
Flag pony: 3... 2... 1... GO!!
Nikki: *floors it*
Thomas: *does burnout*
Nikki: *goes...

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2 Dashing & 2 Daring part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

On a highway leaving Ponyville there was a truck. It was carrying heroine, and was going 60 miles an hour. Suddenly three cars showed up behind it. Nikki, Sean, and Daredevil were chasing it.

Sean: Ok, remember the plan?
Daredevil: Yeah!
Nikki: We stop the trucks, and get the drugs.
Sean: Perfect. bạn two get alongside it, I'll get infront. *goes faster*
Nikki: I have the left side
Daredevil: Right.
Sean: *gets in front of truck* bạn in position?
Nikki & Daredevil: Yeah!
Sean: Then here we go *slows down*
trucker: *honks horn*
Sean: Now this is where cầu vồng Dash comes in. bạn hear me Dash?
Rainbow...

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The Adventures of Bayonetta 2

posted by mariofan14

It was a rainy ngày in the town of Ponyville on a Saturday. Nobody wanted to go outside during a rainy ngày because they thought they would be afflicted bởi a little bit of gloom. But then, there was a splash in a little puddle. Someone was walking someplace. But who? Let's follow that particular pony, shall we?

This ngựa con, ngựa, pony was making its way towards Sweet táo, apple Acres, but for what reason? To buy some apples? Maybe, but this wasn't really the case. Anyways, the ngựa con, ngựa, pony knocked on the door in front of the house. Granny Smith opened it up, saying, "How can ah haylp ya?" "I've come for táo, apple Bloom," the...

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License To Murder part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning, this has a extremely intense car chase. If bạn don't like intense action then do not read

Russians: *driving trucks*
Con: *driving behind them*
Russian trucker1: Who is that pony?
Sanchez: Attention, Con Mane has stolen one of our trucks. Stop him at all costs!
Russian trucker 1: I see him! *slows down*
Russian pony45: *driving bus*
Russian pony89: Stop!
Russian pony45: *stops* Get the rocket launchers, they're in the trunk.
Russian pony89: *grabs rocket launcher*
Russian trucker 1: *rams Con*
Con: *rams trucker*
Citizen 8975: *spins off road*
Con: *rams truck into canyon*
Construction worker:...

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The New Era... PART 13

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Location - Near Equestria Moutains
Time - 5:50
Alpha Team - Bravo we near location...
Dan - Roger that Alpha... Delta bạn near
FireDash - ye- HOLY CRAP RPG *silent*
Dan - DELTA DELTA! CRAP
Alpha Team - WE NEED BA- *silent*
NightFire - RPG!
Dan - ngọn lửa, chữa cháy ngọn lửa, chữa cháy *fire*
Marine - THIS CAR GET ONLY 2 FIRES FROM RPG!
Dan - WELL FIRE! *fire*
NighrFire - I-I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE... RPG!
RPG hit Dan and NightFire
Dan - *lieing on ground* crap... NightFire... bạn ok
NightFire - yeah *wstand up*
There was ngọn lửa, chữa cháy everywhere... they was knocked on 5 phút and nuclear bomb exploted in air...
Dan - what the hell...
NightFire...

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License To Murder part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another ngựa con, ngựa, pony is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the ngôi sao wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: xin chào look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's...

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Nightmare Moonraker part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh bạn from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are bạn doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did bạn do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: bạn sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes...

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Brony Of New Jersey part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other tên lửa carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's di chuyển up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...

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The New Era... PART 10

posted by SomeoneButNoone

5 days later in caferia...
Dimitri - *enter caferia... *sits in empety table*
Dan - *teleport on chair and speed sit* *smile* suprised...
Dimitri - rly... bạn live...
Dan - yup...
Dimitri - what bạn want... I left GEA halfyer ago
Dan - I know... *show picture of Tulip* know that mare...
Dimitri - no...
Dan - oh she famous in Russia...
Dimitri - *grab gun*
Dan - ...
Dimitri - *pick gun to Dan head* fuck you...
Dan- ... bad chose *teleport*
Dimitri - *shoot*
Dan - *teleport behaind Dimitri and grab him*... bạn suck in fighting like always...
Dimitri - SHUT UP!
Mare - RUN CALL POLICE!!!!!
Stalion - I DO THIS
Dan...

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Brony Of New Jersey part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was just driving to Los Angeles, which was a very long way from where I was now. Peekskill New York. I stopped here to visit my cousins, and aunt Laura.

Hater 24: xin chào isn't that the guy our team tried to get 2 days ago?
Hater 532: It is. Let's get him!
Sean: *hears haters & drives faster*
Hater 24: All units listen up! We found Sean Bodine, driving a 2012 Toyota Camry! License plate is GRE-33K
Hater leader: Alright! Permission to shoot on sight.
Sean: *weaving through traffic*
Hater 532: *grabs gun*
Sean: *turns off highway*
Hater 24: *follows*
Hater 532: *shoots back window*
Hater 48: Joining...

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Brony Of New Jersey part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I escaped the haters, but now I had to turn around, and go to Frenchtown.

Mom: *calls me*
Sean: Hello?
Mom: What happened at your house?
Sean: Some guys tried to kill me, and murdered my dad.
Mom: I can see that. I want bạn in Frenchtown, at my place now!
Sean: On my way. I should be there in 20 minutes.

I made it into Frenchtown, but I wasn't sure how to tell my mom who was trying to kill me.

Mom: So what did bạn do after your father died?
Sean: I escaped.
Mom: How? They were at the front door.
Sean: Does it matter how?! I escaped!!
Mom: ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Sean: I climbed out of my giường room window....

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a regular ngày in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.

L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.

The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.

Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow!...