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posted by Canada24
cầu vồng Dash and them had successfully sneak into the nest.

But the area was surrounded bởi hundreds of Chrysalis's and Ditto's minions.

"Christ.. How are we suppose to get past all of them?" cute little Pinkie Pie groaned.

"Hopefully. Their as dumb as those guards" cầu vồng Dash insisted.

"How are we too be sure of that?" Pinkie groaned.

"Hey look! I finally found what get wetter as it dries!" Cried one of the changelings, who is notified as the only one with blue eyes, instead of green ones, and he was holding a towel he found laying around.

This caused all the other soldiers to prove very impressed bởi this statement.

"Dose that answer your question?" cầu vồng chuckled.

"Hey.. What are bạn all doing? Get back to work!" Ganger cried, as he flew into the room.

"Grimy found something interesting" đã đưa ý kiến one of the soldiers, revealing the name of the blue eyed Changeling.

"You know what bạn should be finding... Those damn intruders!" Ganger cried, annoyedly.

"What intruders?" Grimy asked.

"Seriously... We'be just been over this five phút ago!" Ganger cried even thêm annoyedly.

"Your not making any since all, boss" Grimy đã đưa ý kiến stupidly.

"For god sak- Just go patrol the other room, that's an order!" Ganger cried.

"Eye, Sgt" Grimy đã đưa ý kiến with sulute, than flew off, taking quite a few men with him.

"The rest of bạn stay here" Ganger ordered.

They all proceed to do so.

"Quickly now.. We might be able to sneak past them if we're quite enough" Rarity whispered.

The other four all nodded silently, and started sneaking past the Changelings as quitely as possible, and keeping too the shadows.

The room wasn't overly impressive now that they had a close look at it. It had an high high ceiling, but thankfully none of them had 'altocelarophobia', other wise this would be quite an issue.

But at even at such a huge hight, there was hardly anything inside the particlar one, except Changelings, but it still had that swampy smell for whatever reason.

The room also had little to no window's, giving that "No sunlight, no hope" feeling, but the five mares didn't have time to worry about any of that.

The five mates were doing good so far, when suddenly a Changeling jumped out in front of cầu vồng Dash, who was ahead, and tried grabbing her.

cầu vồng Dash head butted the Changeling making it fall on the ground.

"Get outta my face! bạn ugly bug!" cầu vồng đã đưa ý kiến angrily.

"Well well. I guess we finally found the intruders" Ganger đã đưa ý kiến from off view.

The five mares turned around to find and the other Changeling's looking down at them, Ganger shown with a evil smirk on his face.

cầu vồng Dash angrily flew up to him, demanding to know we're her beloved friend is.

"I ain't saying nothing" Ganger đã đưa ý kiến sternly.

"Than.. I guess bạn will finally have a woman touch bạn in the 'special area" cầu vồng replied.

"What are bạn talking abo-

Before the sentence was finished cầu vồng suddenly, and aggressively, kicked him straight in the area between his back hooves.

"Shit, lady!" Ganger cried angrily, as he groaned in pain.

"You want more!? Take me too my friend!" cầu vồng demanded.

"You little bi- Your pay for that!" Ganger cried, firing the 'turn' spell at Rainbow, who quickly dodged the spells being fired at her.

Unfortantly, two minions soon grabbed her, and held her still, as Ganger prepared the spell again, "Hahaha.. I gotcha now my dear" Ganger laughed evilly.

"Quick! AppleJack! Anything bạn could use as a rope! Cause we gotta save our cầu vồng Dash before she becomes one of them!" Rarity cried.

Thankfully AppleJack DID find something that could be used as a rope, and quickly used it to grab Ganger from the air, and land painfully on the ground, we're AppleJack hog tied him once he was.

"That's what they y'all teach ya at the táo, apple family" AppleJack đã đưa ý kiến proudly.

For whatever reason, instead of trying to save Ganger, all the other Changelings fled away in panic, releasing cầu vồng in process, who flew down to her friends.

"I guess I owe bạn one" cầu vồng đã đưa ý kiến to AppleJack, with a cute chuckle.

"And don't bạn forget that" AppleJack đã đưa ý kiến playfully.

"Now.. I ask again, where's Twilight?" cầu vồng demanded.

Ganger refused to respond.

"Well than" AppleJack said, intensely tightening the ropes grib witch grew thêm and thêm painful to Ganger.

"Okay.. Okay.. I'll tell you, she's up on the hàng đầu, đầu trang floor with Ditto and Chrysalis" Ganger finally told them.

"And were's that?" cầu vồng demanded.

"Keep going straight till bạn find the stairs" Ganger replied.

"Great.. Let go" Rarity said.

"Wait.. Let me go now" Ganger cried.

"No.. Have the others let bạn go" cầu vồng đã đưa ý kiến back.

"Ohh come on.. bạn really think they ever will" Ganger groaned.

"Not our problem" cầu vồng groaned back, and the five mares left.

"God.. Damn it" Ganger groaned, trying to find something sharp enough to cut the ropes.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh bạn from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are bạn doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did bạn do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: bạn sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other tên lửa carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's di chuyển up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
5 days later in caferia...
Dimitri - *enter caferia... *sits in empety table*
Dan - *teleport on chair and speed sit* *smile* suprised...
Dimitri - rly... bạn live...
Dan - yup...
Dimitri - what bạn want... I left GEA halfyer ago
Dan - I know... *show picture of Tulip* know that mare...
Dimitri - no...
Dan - oh she famous in Russia...
Dimitri - *grab gun*
Dan - ...
Dimitri - *pick gun to Dan head* fuck you...
Dan- ... bad chose *teleport*
Dimitri - *shoot*
Dan - *teleport behaind Dimitri and grab him*... bạn suck in fighting like always...
Dimitri - SHUT UP!
Mare - RUN CALL POLICE!!!!!
Stalion - I DO THIS
Dan...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was just driving to Los Angeles, which was a very long way from where I was now. Peekskill New York. I stopped here to visit my cousins, and aunt Laura.

Hater 24: xin chào isn't that the guy our team tried to get 2 days ago?
Hater 532: It is. Let's get him!
Sean: *hears haters & drives faster*
Hater 24: All units listen up! We found Sean Bodine, driving a 2012 Toyota Camry! License plate is GRE-33K
Hater leader: Alright! Permission to shoot on sight.
Sean: *weaving through traffic*
Hater 532: *grabs gun*
Sean: *turns off highway*
Hater 24: *follows*
Hater 532: *shoots back window*
Hater 48: Joining...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I escaped the haters, but now I had to turn around, and go to Frenchtown.

Mom: *calls me*
Sean: Hello?
Mom: What happened at your house?
Sean: Some guys tried to kill me, and murdered my dad.
Mom: I can see that. I want bạn in Frenchtown, at my place now!
Sean: On my way. I should be there in 20 minutes.

I made it into Frenchtown, but I wasn't sure how to tell my mom who was trying to kill me.

Mom: So what did bạn do after your father died?
Sean: I escaped.
Mom: How? They were at the front door.
Sean: Does it matter how?! I escaped!!
Mom: ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Sean: I climbed out of my giường room window....
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It was a regular ngày in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.

L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.

The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.

Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow!...
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The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So bạn from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on bạn guys.
Sean: I'll meet bạn there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: bạn always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a city...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran toward the boats, and when he started one of them the koreans caught up.

Con: *sticks blade toward them*
koreans: *stand still*
Con: What bạn might call, a sharp edge on things. *drives away*
koreans: After him!
Con: Come on, why is this thing going slower?
filly: Hello sir.
Con: Hi.
filly: Would bạn like a wooden elephant? I hand crafted it myself.
Con: I'll tell bạn what. bạn make this thuyền go faster, and I'll pay bạn for it.
filly: Really? How much?
Con: Nothing *pushes filly off boat*
Constaple Weston B. River: I hate China.
Constaple's wife: Come on Weston, we just got here.
Con: *drives...
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hi everypony,its me jordy dash.unfortunatley my i pad charger broke so no ngọn lửa, chữa cháy dash: series D; im tim, trái tim broken as im nghề viết văn this on xbox and it sucks.this may be my last thing for sometime so if bạn ask me anything itll be rare for me to reply,before i log out i want to thank everypony here,thanks jordy dash aka jordan signing out ); i need to extend this to publiso heres pimkie lolololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllooooooolllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllll
 "Are bạn bucking joking?!"
"Are you bucking joking?!"
cầu vồng Dash woke up in the morning and flew down to Sweet táo, apple Acres. rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack was already knocking down apples into a bucket. "Morning Rainbow" AJ đã đưa ý kiến to her mare friend. "You get started on that side as she pointed with her hoof. "Got it" the Pegasus đã đưa ý kiến excitedly. It didn't take long before cầu vồng Dash got tired, "AJ..." She yelled over to the other side. "Yeah Rainbow?" The farmer ngựa con, ngựa, pony asked. "I'm exhausted" Dash managed to shout. "Well...if bạn can holler, then get back to it" táo, apple đã đưa ý kiến to her. ," are bạn bucking joking?!" RD đã đưa ý kiến as if surprised. "Yep, bạn đã đưa ý kiến bạn wanted to help me". "Yeah but I didn't know this is how hard bạn worked every day" rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack stopped and walked over to her mare friend looking like she was coming over to hit her. "We'll Rainbow! I thought bạn wanted to help me?! If y'all don't, then get outta here!" Her country voice was starting to hiển thị due to her anger. 
 "If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
"If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con was stuck on the cable car, as it was heading toward some ponies that wanted him dead.

Fenix: Con! On here!
korean pony77: *shoots at helicopters*
Con: Get outta here, I have something else in mind *jumps off cable car*
Rareesa: Con!!
Con: *teleports at Rareesa's house* oh jeez.

Koreans, and swedish ponies were at Rareesa's house. They had no idea Con was there, so he got in his car, and left just when he got a phone call

Con: Hello?
P: Where are you?
Con: Making sure S's equipment doesn't get stolen. Discord is dead, but I gotta go find Rareesa.
Rareesa: *appears in Con's car* Drive as fast as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
korean pony86: Intruders!
swedish pony48: It's the germans!
Fenix: Con, get on ze machine gun.
Con: *gets on MG, & shoots enemies*
swedish pony66: We need a rocket launcher!
swedish pony23: Here! *gets bazooka*
Con: *destroys bazooka*
german pony35: We have to land.
Fenix: Then do it.

All three choppers landed on the base, and all 15 ponies stormed out.

Fenix: Con, through this way!
Con: I'm right behind you.
swedish ponies: *fire at germans*
germans: *fire at swedish*
Con: *shoots enemy* Whoops! Forgot it was on automatic. *reloads*
Rareesa: I'll cover you. *shoots two enemies*
korean ponies: You...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The three ponies went for a walk toward a trượt tuyết resort. Rareesa lives in a really cool part of town, literally.

Fenix: I have some soldiers stationed bởi here. They'll be able to get us from here to Discord's base.
Con: Alright, in the mean time the three of us can go skiing.
Koreans: *arrive on snowmobiles*
Fenix: hoặc not.
Con: Go get those soldiers, we'll cover you!
korean pony62: Hello bạn two.
Rareesa: Hi.
korean pony62: Don't think about running, because we are getting help from sweden.
Con: bạn need all the help bạn can get to stop us. *shoots korean pony* Take his snowmobile!
Rareesa: *leaves...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Con's new Chevronet Corvette
Con's new Chevronet Corvette
Con reported at P's office.

Con: I got your call, what's Discord up to now?
P: He is now trying to kill agents from various organizations.
Con: He must have a danh sách with him.
P: He does. His first three targets are you, Fenix Lighter, and Rareesa.
Con: Really? Couldn't he kill some other pony?
P: He will, after he kills bạn three.
Con: *sighs* I'm on it. Should I see S before I leave?

The answer was yes.

S: Hello 0007.
Con: Hi S, what do bạn have for me?
S: Glad bạn asked, because it will blow you, and your enemies away.
Con: A tên lửa shooting car?
S: Precisely, Chevronet Corvette with machine guns,...
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Mike: Who do we have to deal with?
Rainbow Dash: I found out another ngựa con, ngựa, pony has been feeding info about our work to other mafias.
Dan: Who is it?
Rainbow Dash: Diamond Tiara.
Dan: I should have known.
Applejack: Let's kill her.
Rainbow Dash: Alright, but we have to do it before she leaves for Ponyville.
Applejack: Then lets kill her now, the sooner the better.

Applejack pulled up to Diamond Tiara's house with Pinkie Pie sitting in the back.

Silverspoon: We're moving back the same time that the CMC is.
Diamond Tiara: I cannot wait to make fun of them again.
Applejack: Howdy bạn two.
Diamond Tiara:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.

Pinkie Pie: This is fake. bạn just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.

But she did. cầu vồng Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.

Pinkie Pie: Danke cầu vồng Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the captain's quarters

Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The ngựa con, ngựa, pony that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are bạn from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So bạn created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.

Later that...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
where we done... oh RPG

Dan - *shoot* *missed* demn it
Vinyl - Wach Out!!
2 Helicopters come from clounds
Russian Pilot - Its me Dimitri Dan... Shadow call me
Dan - THX Shadow
Shadow - No problem. EVERYPONY TO HOPTER
Evrypony go to helicopter
Dimitri - Long Time dont see friends
Dan - yup... its about 10 yers?
Shadow - 11 yers... and 5 hours
Dan - hahahahahahahaha yea
Dimitri - everypony ok
Fluttershy - Im hurt in leg
Twilight - let me see it
Dan - Where Yuri ?
Yuri - In another helicopter
Dan - oh ok
From sky come missle and hit Yuri helicopter
Yuri - IM HIT... FUCK...
Yuri helicopter falling into Canterlot
Yuri...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The captain Pinkie Pie was talking about soon arrived in a blue muscle car. That car was a 1969 Chevrolet Corvette.

Rainbow Dash: Is it really?
Sean: Hello everypony.
Bonbon: That's the captain?
Lyra: He's a hedgehog.
Sean: When I was told about this treasure hunt I had to get involved, and Pinkie Pie allowed me to be captain.
Rainbow Dash: Well at least Pinkie was right about the "Can get us out of every situation" part.
Tourists: Ok lets get on. We will see some ponies reenact a crew that got money off an island.
Rainbow Dash: ?
Pinkie Pie: Now that our entire crew is here. Let us set sail.

The...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A part of Ponyville bởi 2031
A part of Ponyville by 2031
bởi the năm 1904 many ponies have traveled the seven seas to find hidden treasure. All of that pirate stuff stopped in the 30's, as a war between Equestria and England started. Before that war, many ponies have found what would now be worth over 60,000 bits today. 2031 however was the năm that a ngựa con, ngựa, pony found a lot of treasure worth 100,000 bits. Here is her story, which started in Ponyville.

Pinkie Pie: You're probably all wondering why I called bạn here.
Rainbow Dash: It better not be something random.
Pinkie Pie: It isn't. For There is an island 30 miles from Manehattan with a treasure chest...
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