Scorpio
A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.
Dirty Harry.
It was a wonderful, and sunny ngày when a ngựa con, ngựa, pony with a sniper súng trường was looking at a mare swimming. The ngựa con, ngựa, pony with the súng trường was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.
With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.
Half an giờ later, a ngựa con, ngựa, pony was walking. This ngựa con, ngựa, pony was known as Harry Calahan, but most ponies refer to him as, Dirty Harry. He was good at his job, which was being a detective. The way he does things make him loose cannon, which is how he likes it.
After walking up 20 flights of stairs, Harry got to where he was, the roof where the mare was killed. He examined the crime scene, and saw the bullet in the body. He took it out carefully, and put it in a plastic bag marked evidence. Then he walked back downstairs.
A few hours later
Police Captain: Take a ghế, chỗ ngồi Harry
Harry: *sits down*
Police Captain: I'm going to breef bạn on a ngựa con, ngựa, pony that has been wanted for a while. They call him Scorpio, and he sent us a letter.
Harry: What does it say?
Police Captain: The letter says, I want $150,000. If I don't get it in a few days, thêm ponies will die.
Harry: Only loser would do something like that.
Police Captain: Why the fuck do bạn call every criminal a loser?
Harry: They're too poor to do anything good, so they cause crime.
Police Captain: Yep, sure. That's all I need bạn for Harry, I'll call bạn if I need anything else.
Harry: *walks out of office*
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Harry
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Pinkie pie: what are bạn doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild động vật and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt bởi them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild động vật and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt bởi them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
