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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other tên lửa carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's di chuyển up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting us dead.

Brony 675: *shoots haters*
Hater 51: I'm hit! *lays on floor*
Hater 65: Get thêm sandbags!
Sean: *hides behind train*
Jade: Get away from there!
Sean: Relax, it's derailed.
Hater 564: *shoots at me*
Sean: *reloads gun*
Jade: *hits hater*
Hater 564: You're tough for a girl.
Sean: *shoots hater's head*
Jade: I had him.
Sean: Sorry. I'll let bạn kill a few.
Hater 745: *throws grenade*
Brony 66: *Runs* Look out!
Grenade: *kills brony*
Jade: *shoots hater in the head*
Sean: Great shot.
Jade: Thanks, but we gotta go. They're retreating.
Sean: How many bronies do we have left?
Jade: About 100.
Sean: Christ, that's a lot.
Hater leader: What the fuck do bạn think you're doing?!
Hater 723: There are over 100 bronies fighting us!
Hater leader: Alright, stand your ground *leaves*
Hater 136: Where's he going?
Hater 723: How should I know? Let's just kill the bronies.
Sean: There they are! *kills haters*
Hater 45: di chuyển up!
Hater 65: *shoots me in leg*
Sean: AH! *shoots hater's head off*
Hater 45: *hits me*
Sean: *breaks his neck*
Jade: Are bạn ok?
Sean: I was shot in the leg.
Jade: So bạn aren't ok?
Sean: I can still walk. I'll be fine.
Brony 35: How many haters are left?
Sean: Not many, can't be thêm then 30.
Hater leader: Get your defenses set NOW! We cannot lose to these guys!!
Hater 53: Yes sir!
Sean: Before we go out there *cooks grenade*
Jade: Ok.
Sean: *throws grenade which kills about 8 of the haters*
Hater 888: Where did that come from?
Sean: HERE! *shoots hater*
Hater 888: *falls off ledge*
Jade: Surrender now! You're all outnumbered.
Haters: *put down guns*
Jade: Where's your leader?
Hater leader: *pops up from ledge & shoots Jade's shoulder*
Sean: NO! *runs toward leader with machete*
Hater leader: *drops gun*
Sean: *hacks hater*
leader: GAH!
Sean: *stabs his heart*
leader: FU-
Sean: *chops his head off*
leader: *falls off building*
Sean: Jade. Hang in there, you'll be ok.
Jade: I was shot in the shoulder.
Sean: *looks at haters* bạn careless.. Soul less FUCKS!
Haters: xin chào man take it easy.
Sean: *grabs machine gun* RAAAHHHHHHH *kills all haters* Finally. It's over
Jade: What about any hater that wasn't in this fight?
Sean: I know just where to put them

And so, every hater went straight to hell for not liking My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony Friendship Is Magic

Jade survived being shot in the shoulder thankfully, and after the fight in Philly thêm people have been becoming bronies.

I ended up losing my leg after having it shot, and I'm now a famous actor in Hollywood. My first movie was a remake on To Live & Die In L.A.

My mom saw me fighting the haters on the news, and killed herself.

My stepdad never found his car that I ditched, and the hotrod? I still have it

the end
posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do bạn know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out of Gran Turismo, neither the State Troopers, hoặc CHP can get prepared in time.

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Stargazer: *Holding $500 in front of Black Tuesday* Look at all of this money.
Black Tuesday: That's not a lot.
Stargazer: Maybe so, but if we keep doing what we just did, we'll get thêm of this.

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Toby: The stallions know where to go, and when.
Tim: Why don't we use that to our advantage?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:09 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Orion was on his way back to Cheyenne from Denver, after delivering the Iron Ore, and steel. Now the freight cars on his train are empty.

Orion: The adventure never seems to end for those freight cars. They just keep going all over the place, and.. What the fuck am I talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: *Going down Sherman Hill* Okay, time for my plan.
Mirage: *Backing three diesels onto a freight train*
Dan: *Walking to Mirage's train*
Mike: Where are bạn two heading?
Dan: Westbound, to Greeley.
Mirage:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 1:39): link

Blue: *Enters Gran Turismo*
State Trooper Pony: All units, State Troopers, and Gran Turismo Police Department, Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine are at it again. Southbound, black Pontiac, Ida, 2, 4, Edward, King, Sam.
Two Undercover Police Ponies: *Driving Impalas*
Undercover Police Pony: Ten-4, we're joining the pursuit.
Tim: *Next to Julia as she drives the M4* GT24 to units chasing Blue, and Aqua, what's your location?
State Trooper Pony: Main Street.
Julia: *Drives*
Tim: Ten-4, joining pursuit from Local Consideration.
Aqua: *Holding a Glock pistol* Turn left at that intersection....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Julia was driving the M4 Police car, patrolling the Round Freeway, with Tim sitting tiếp theo to her.

Tim: Did Dan tell bạn the bad news?
Julia: Dan hasn't spoken to me in two days. What happened?
Tim: He, and his partners were pulled out of the Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine case.
Julia: They must be upset about it.
Tim: Yeah. It was because of something Andy did. He shot a ngựa con, ngựa, pony when he wasn't supposed to.
Julia: Why? What was the other ngựa con, ngựa, pony doing?
Tim: He was just visiting a friend, and was taking some things with him. Some apples, a carrot, and he borrowed a PS2 controller, because his wasn't working....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Void - bạn wanted to meet me.
Dan - Yes. Do bạn know what holds Valkyries core?
Void - Same as old PCS is SLS.
Dan - Saftey Lock System... So an toàn, két an toàn that it can be open. We called it overlock.
Void - So?
Dan - Use it too long and bạn simply die.

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???
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Nyx - Hmmm... bạn smell it. The storm is coming.
Blaze - Yes *looks over him* Butyful.
Nyx - So my dear. *looks in he eyes* It's time to interrupt their fun event.


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operation shadow raid
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Dan - Phase 3 end. Phase 4.
Void - Let-
Blaze - Well well well.
-Blaze shows in same Valkyrie but black and red colored-
Blaze - *shoots something to the ground as it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 14, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 9:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Ponies: *Listening to the loudspeaker at the station*
Loudspeaker Pony: Attention all passengers, happy Valentines Day. The tiếp theo train arriving is The City Of Denver. It's really big, so make sure it doesn't hit you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss as he drives a freight train out of the yard*
Metal Gloss: I feel so warm.
Hawkeye: Your face is red. Perhaps it's something I did.
Metal Gloss: Oh, no the heater is too high. *Lowers the temperature on the heater*
Audience: *Laughing*

Snowflake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *In his office* Why, are we back here? Go follow Stylo, I know what he's doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I wish him good luck too.

Song: link

Two days later at a bar

Stylo: *Drunk, resting his head on the counter in front of him* Oh fuck!!!
Pony 85: *Arrives* Hey.
Stylo: *Picks up his head, and looks at the ngựa con, ngựa, pony to his right*
Pony 85: I've heard of you.
Stylo: I'm sure bạn have, now if bạn don't mind, I'm trying to have a hangover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony 85: Somepony named Pierce Hawkins told me about you....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 17 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: Okay, here's what we're going to do. *Loses connection*

Rainbow Dash has left the game

Pinkie Pie: I like that idea. Let's do nothing.
Twilight: She rost connection. It's up to us.
Pinkie Pie: Right bạn are Twilight. Let's go use the teleporter.

As they were running, twelve zombies started to chase them.

Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: That tickles. *Lands between the horde of zombies*
Zombies: *Staying around the monkey*
Monkey: *Kills the zombies* Better luck tiếp theo time zombies.
Twilight: bạn give me great honor.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter, and plants...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"They đã đưa ý kiến to colonise the orther world. Noone knew it would end with millions of dead. Officials say that they can be heated as new generation of PCS come out under new name : Valkyries. These one are bigger, in size of typical Ponyville building and are created on look of human. Ponies enlist to army to take on monsters on orther side of gate, where -60 C cold wildness meet them."

Dan - bạn will not fall back from battlefield!


SomeoneButNoone presents.

Dan - Squadron V-2 are present :

The newest project.

Dan - V-1.1 Captain-Liberator Void V-1.2 một giây Lieutenant Snowflake.

And the main project...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 8 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Sees a green light on the map* The mystery box is on the bottom left portion of this map.
Applejack: What are we waitin' for? Let's buy some guns.

Lead bởi cầu vồng Dash, the ponies ran up the aisle, heading towards the room they started in, and turned right, to buy the tiếp theo room.

Pinkie Pie: Okay, time for one of bạn to buy the door now.
Applejack: No Pinkie, bạn do it. bạn have enough points to buy both this door, and a gun from the mystery box.
Pinkie Pie: Do not argue with your leader, and buy the door! One of you!
Rainbow Dash: I'll be the mature pony, and buy...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
>>>rebooting system
...
...
...
>>>>Error<<<<<

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Equestrian Labs.
00:05
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Steven - *reads papers* Mhm... I see... Alright *drops paper* Alright... Dan left bạn unfinished. Time to polish you.

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1 giờ later*
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Steven - OK
Scientist #1 - *gives half mechanic tim, trái tim to Steven*
Steven - *puts tim, trái tim inside* bạn will feel great... And be allowed to use over-trance.
Scientist #2 - We are ready for additional repairments.
Steven - Splendid! Let's start right away!

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4 hours later
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Void - *wakes up* where.. I am?
Steven - Welcome! bạn were dead for one year.
Void - Dead......
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - bạn guys know there is way to clear my account. Pilot!
Pilot - Aye?
Joel - To FBI HQ!
Pilot - Yes sir.
Joel - *wears Kevlar* Those prison clothes are uncomfortable.
Steven - What's the plan?
Damien - Yeah...
Joel - Arson. We burn the hall and take server with my data and break it.
Damien - Sounds easy.
Joel - Oi... Nothing is easy...


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After action - safehouse
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Joel - Woo good to be free.
Damien - bạn talk like bạn were there for ages but it wasn't even 12 hours.
Steven - Heh...
Joel - Give me a break..

Dimitri - Good job boys. Your debts were paid... Good luck in your life!
FI - Well guys first...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dimitri - Do bạn liked the mares I sender to you? They didn't wanted it but with some money... bạn guys live like kings in the penthouse I bought for you. But it's action time. Time to work on the work. I left bạn some heavy armor to wear. bạn gonna go with truck as watch dogs. If anyone will try to steal it kill them. If police gonna check the truck kill them. Money need some laundry so bạn know. Anyway that's pretty much this.
FI - Heard the old pony. Sit there and don't di chuyển an inch and everything will be OKAY.


Damien - Eh it takes long to get there.
Steven - Yeah...
Joel - xin chào new how is it...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - Gentelmans we will di chuyển onto bigger shit from now.


Hour : 06:28


FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.



Location : Canterlot


FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want bạn to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only bạn and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.



Action Start



*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops or...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 8:57 PM when Tim arrived at the green house tiếp theo to the train station. There, he would visit Brielle.

Tim: *Walks to the front door* I wonder how she's able to answer the door. *Rings the door bell*

The whole house vibrated from the chuông, bell being rung.

Tim: Guess that các câu trả lời my question.
Brielle: *Opens the door while holding a piece of paper that says hello*

Song (Start at 0:15): link

Meanwhile on Malpaso Avenue, disaster struck

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*
Honda Pony: *Hits the Mitsubishi*
Volkswagen Pony: *Crashes...
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Saten and Spike: Starlight Glimmer?

Twilight: I was sure I saw her, boys. But when I looked again, she was gone! I'm just worried what she could be up

Spike: Nothing good, I bet. I heard she wasn't very happy the last time bạn saw.

Saten: (sarcastically) bạn don't say.

Twilight: Look, forcing everybody in her village to have the same cutie mark wasn't right. We had to do something!

Saten: thêm like bạn had to do something.. I loved her town.

Twilight: (annoyed) No bạn didn't.. bạn just thought she was hot.

Saten: ... Still do.

Twilight: Well, bạn won't be thinking that after she tries to kill you.

Saten:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2


"The battle aginst fool"


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Darkness - Really...
Gatekeeper - Only one ngựa con, ngựa, pony to pass this point.
Lightning - Why?
Gatekeeper - hoặc else another Ponies will die.......
Whiteheart - I'll go!
Darkness - Let me... I have power of creation...
Gatekeeper - Everypony else should follow me *walks*
Lightning - Watch out there... OK...
Darkness - Alright... *walks to Golden Hall*
Dan - *stands in middle of hall slightly smiling* bạn couldn't play bởi my rules....
Darkness - ...
Dan - Its a butyful ngày isn't it...
Darkness - ...
Dan - bạn know what is special in this Hall, if someone dies he come back. Well...
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Meanwhile, Saten Twist catches up to an unnamed stallion, near an empty building.

Saten: (angrily) Hey, buddy.. Give back Lemon's purse.

Stallion: (holding bia bottle) And why would I do tha- (Saten steals the guys bottle) Hey!

Saten: (looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive.

Stallion: Not really.. It was on sale.

Saten: Oh.. Good.. Than the only thing this will damage is your head, not to bank account.

Stallion: What bạn mean my he-

Saten: Last chance to give back to purse.

Stallion: Fuck you.

Saten: I figured your say that.. (suddenly he breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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