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 Mike the pegasus
Mike the pegasus
cầu vồng Dash was talking to the leaders of the other mafias.

cầu vồng Dash: I called bạn all here to stop this.
Fuku: Why?
cầu vồng Dash: We're killing ourselves instead of Manehattan, hoặc others that don't live the way we do.
Nickel: Maybe we like it that way.
Boris: Da. Why should we set up a truce?
cầu vồng Dash: Because I want to. All of your members killed Applejack, and I don't want anymore of my Những người bạn being killed.
greaser leader: We supplied the guns, but none of us killed your friend.
cầu vồng Dash: Your group counts, because súng kill ponies.
John: It's not the gun that kills ponies, it's whoever had their hoof pull the trigger. They're the ones that kill ponies, sometimes without guns.
cầu vồng Dash: That's interesting, but are we having a truce hoặc not?
All: Sure.
cầu vồng Dash: Thank you.

After the meeting at Walicorn street, there were two new members of the Ponyville Mafia. A pegasus named Mike, and a hedgehog with a '69 corvette.

cầu vồng Dash: Welcome bạn two.
Sean: Thanks for having us.
Mike: It's good to be here.
cầu vồng Dash: Right, well I'm giving bạn your first job. A company in St. Foalis has been paying us a lot of money, but now they're thinking of not paying us. bạn two need to convince them to keep paying us, otherwise we won't have much money.
Sean: We're on it.
cầu vồng Dash: I'm gonna have Dan go with bạn two to make sure things go smooth.
Sean: I can't have thêm then two people in my car.
Mike: I can fly, and Dan can sit in your car.
cầu vồng Dash: Does it matter what bạn do? Just get the job done.
Sean: We're going now. *leaves room*

St. Foalis has a really cool arch that greets anypony entering the city, if your not coming from Las Pegasus hoặc any city west from that.

Dan: Where is this company?
Sean: Over there. The warehouse with that blue Canterlot parked bởi it.

The three of us make our way in the warehouse killing a few ponies standing in our way.

warehouse owner: What do bạn want?
Sean: Why did bạn stop paying cầu vồng Dash?
warehouse owner: I can't pay her all the time!
Mike: Well we need our money!
Sean: Here's how this is gonna work out. bạn only have to pay us once a week instead of twice, but the price will be doubled.
warehouse owner: I'm not doing that.
Dan: We better hurry. The cops will be here soon!
Sean: Either pay us double once a week hoặc I pop a mũ lưỡi trai, cap into your skull!
warehouse owner: Fine! I'll pay up!

We escaped, just before the cops arrived.

tiếp theo part will be đã đăng tomorrow.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Andre Maturette
Andre Maturette
The first night at the infirmary, papillon was sleeping with the rest of the prisoners. Then he woke up, and saw one of the ponies working at the infirmary named Andre Maturette awake in his bed.

Prisoner 1: *Opens door*
Andre: *Staring at prisoner*
Prisoner 2: *Looks at hoa in vase, and takes one out*
Prisoner 1: *Takes flower, and shows it to Andre*
Andre: *Moves back an inch*
Prisoner 1: *Puts hoa in Andre's mouth*
Prisoner 2: *Looks around room*
Papillon: *Turns his face away so that the prisoners won't know that he's awake*
Prisoner 2: *Looks back at Andre*
Papillon: *Slowly turns...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ralphie's school
Ralphie's school
When I got to school, one of my classmates got the idea to put on fake teeth as a prank for our teacher, Miss. Shields. He had fake teeth for us all, and we thought it would be a good idea at the time.

Ralphie: *Putting in fake teeth*
Student 3: She's coming, quick.
Students: *Getting to their seats while snickering*
Miss. Shields: Settle down class.
Students: *Stops snickering*
Miss. Shields: *Writing her name on the board* Good morning class.
Students: Good morning Miss. Shields! *Laughing*
Miss. Shields: *Staring at students*
Students: *Putting their heads down so Miss. Shields can't see the...
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Scootaloo: Whatever they decide AppleBloom. We're here for you.
SB: Yeah, even if it changes things forever and ever.
Scootaloo: Yeah. Because either way. We've been though worse.

CUTAWAY (spoof towards my OWN story):
Spike: Wait, are bạn drunk.
Ditto: (drunk) I've been out he-(hiccup)-re for a WHile.. Who here thinks I can kick my own ass!?
SB: (raises hoof into the air, as to vote for a "yes").
Ditto: (gags).
Scoot: Are bạn gonna be sick mister?
Ditto: Yes. I need to. B But then I'll be back.. T To tell y'all my plans.. (runs off).
(PLEASE STAND bởi SCREEN).
Ditto: (flies into view, but still holding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Những người bạn live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV hiển thị they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
This episode made up for "Putting Your Hoof Down". I'm dead serious. It's just that good.

The episode starts with cầu vồng Dash getting all of the Pegasus in Ponyville to help her propel water up to Cloudsdale. Now, everypony shows up except for...Fluttershy.

Fluttershy has stage fright after being bullied in her childhood. cầu vồng Dash convinces Fluttershy, in a very kind way (kudos to cầu vồng Dash) and Fluttershy joins.

When they practice, each Pegasus must get a score of 10.0 Wingpower. When Fluttershy begins to fly, a pair of bully ponies start to laugh at her. This causes Fluttershy's wingpower...
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Source: I kinda got the base of google... but i drew the hair and áo sơ mi and colored it...
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While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a ngựa con, ngựa, pony dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help bạn with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do bạn mean bởi that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did bạn ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did bạn ever realize that the reason they laugh at bạn is because of what bạn do?
Clown: What are bạn talking about?
Bob: They way bạn dress, what bạn do for a living, and some of the things that...
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posted by XxJessicaHxX
 Crystal Cake
Crystal Cake
Hey Everyone. I'm XxJessciaxX from YouTube so be sure to check out my videos! Here's my Fanfiction. Enjoy! :)

One ngày in the castle, Queen Coco dâu, dâu tây was giving birth to a foal. She looked at the con voi con after she was born and đã đưa ý kiến for the guards to take her newborn filly to a house in ngựa con, ngựa, pony Ville. The Guards did as they were told.

The newborn filly was taken in bởi a nice family. Her mother was kẹo Cake and her father was Brown Cake. So then the newborn filly was named Crystal Cake.

Only her parents knew her secret and wanted to keep it hidden. Will Crystal ever find out the truth about her past?

Thanks Chapter 1 might be up today!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After being promoted bởi Pete, Percy went to wait with Hawkeye, and Stylo.

Hawkeye: What's with the sticker you're wearing?
Percy: Pete put that on there to let everypony that I'm now an engineer on this line.
Stylo: Ah, congratulations on the promotion.
Percy: Thank you.
Gordon: *Arrives* What the fuck is this? bạn have enough room to let Percy sit with you, but bạn won't let me sit with you?
Hawkeye: What can we say? You're fatter, and much thêm rude then Percy.
Gordon: Why are bạn wearing a sticker? What are you, three?
Percy: Read it, and find out.
Gordon: *Reading sticker* New engineer? What...
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