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As me & cầu vồng Dash got out of the hangar 3 Nazis spotted us.

Nazi 1: Halt!
Sean: *shoots all Nazis*
Communist 234: Where did that come from?
cầu vồng Dash: bạn should've used a silencer.
Sean: The sooner they get toward us, the sooner they die.
Robotnik: Gilda, Blaze get out there!
Gilda: Were on it!
Communist 234: I found them
Sean: *kills communist*
Gilda: Excellent job. bạn only killed four of us. Now it's time bạn both die.
Sean: Blaze is mine.
cầu vồng Dash: I got Gilda.
Blaze: *sets hands on fire* Still working with pussies?
Sean: When did I start working with you?
Gilda: I've been waiting a long time for this.
cầu vồng Dash: Me to *hits Gilda*
Gilda: bạn call that a punch? *hits Dash's eye*
cầu vồng Dash: I'm going easy on you. *kicks Gilda*
Blaze: *throws ngọn lửa, chữa cháy toward me*
Sean: Your aim sucks!
Blaze: But not my punches *misses*
Sean: I'm over here biyatch!
Blaze: *keeps missing*
Sean: *breaks Blaze's neck*
cầu vồng Dash: Sean I need your help!
Gilda: No bạn don't! *flies away with Dash*

Then 10 Nazis ran toward me. I killed them all, and ran after Gilda.

cầu vồng Dash: *tries to break free from grip*
Gilda: Quit moving bitch.
cầu vồng Dash: *kicks Gilda & lands on floor*
Sean: *shooting at Gilda*
Gilda: bạn have to do better then that if bạn want to kill me!
Sean: Ok *grabs floor*
Brian Goldner: What the damn?!
Sean: *throws floor at Gilda killing her* are bạn ok Dash?
cầu vồng Dash: I think so *falls on floor*
Sean: We gotta find something to fix bạn up.
Brian Goldner: hoặc bạn can surrender.
Sean: You're all the way down there. bạn can't get us.
Brian Goldner: Maybe not, but I can call for people that can.
Sean: *Kills Brian Goldner*
cầu vồng Dash: Where are we going next?
Sean: We need help. We have to unfreeze Equestria. Maybe there is a way to undo it on the cá đuối, ray they used.

And so, we went toward the ray. cầu vồng Dash was beat up bad as bạn can see in the picture below, and we needed help.

Kills

Nazis 13
Communists 1
Blaze 1
Gilda 1
Brian Goldner 1

Result: 17 people killed

Enemies left: 1,187
 cầu vồng Dash after her fight with Gilda :(
Rainbow Dash after her fight with Gilda :(
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After Orion derailed the train, Stylo came running into the signalbox.

Snowflake: Great, now he's going to think I caused the accident.
Orion: Why don't we explain the situation to him?
Snowflake: Yeah, bạn tell him the truth, and I get fired.
Orion: Oh no, I'll get fired for you.
Stylo: *Arrives* Which one of bạn nincompoops switched the track before I even cleared the line?
Orion: I cannot tell a lie, it is I.
Stylo: Do bạn realize what could happen to you?
Orion: I want to get fired.
Stylo: *Scratching head* What?
Snowflake: It's a long story.
Stylo: Well we have a long day, let's hear it.
Orion:...
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posted by _Laugh_
A while after Prince Shining Armor and Princess Cadence had gotten married, they had planned to have a baby. A mare to be exact. And so they did. Her blue eyes sparkled like diamonds, and her áo, áo khoác was light pink. Her mane had two shades. One purple, and the other yellow. And of course, she was an alicorn.

Cadence and Shining Armor decided to name this beautiful mare, Skyla. Princess Skyla. She was born healthy and strong. Unfortunately, Skyla had trouble flying and controlling her magic.

Princess Cadence was still haunted bởi the memory when Queen Chrysalis appeared in her wedding, ruining...
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Saten is trying to do tryouts for a play, the coach becomes frustrated with poor acts, Saten's rival sabotages his performance and gets him cut.

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Saten returns home, angry, Sword calls to him from a vent in the house where he was trapped chasing a dropped piece of Skittles candy, and if Saten gets him out he'll help in return.

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BEDROOM / Sword had escaped.

Sword: I use to do characters and back before I met bạn guys (shows scrapbook) I was half of the most được ưa chuộng ventril-agrgah act in the world....
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After getting the crowd to laugh from jokes about monkey pox, Tom waited a few giây for everyone to settle down. He continued with thêm material.

Tom: So I offered to buy lunch for my mom a few days cách đây at a shopping mall, but she đã đưa ý kiến no. I think she was trying to give me a taste of my own medicine, because when I was a colt, I was a fussy eater.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He's fussy! He's a fussy eater! Fussy eater is a euphemism for biiiiiiiig pain in the ass.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean if I didn't like something, I told them. I didn't play with my food, I simply đã đưa ý kiến I don't like that!
Crowd:...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Tom: *Walking down main street* Hi. I'm Tom Foolery. Ponyville was my trang chủ for most of my life after being born in 1989. In 2016, I moved to Fillydelphia. While my career as a comedian, and actor has taken me to many different parts around the United States of Equestria, and a couple of other countries, I frequently like to come back to the place where it all began. bạn want a good comedy show? tham gia me now, as SeanTheHedgehog Productions presents to you, my Old Stomping Grounds.

A crowd can be heard...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run bởi thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 3: Enemies With Benefits

October 2, 1950

Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.

Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Gordon: I will not do anything to...
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posted by elsafan1010
Story Writers. To the MLP Club.
I think they should use ''FimFiction'' which is an MLP story nghề viết văn site. I was using fimFiction and my tên người dùng is "Alsuisastar." I wrote a good story about Celestia there and if bạn want I can đăng tải it to Fanpop.

Today's topic is Spike. Spike is Twilight's cute little assistant and Twilight does everything she says. Spike volunteers, but sometimes Twilight can be tough on him when he refuses Twilight's request.

The worst thing is that Twilight constantly wakes Spike up early and keeps him busy. Sometimes I pity this little dragon. Isn't Twilight overdoing it?...
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear


Song (Start at 0:19): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

How Gilda lấy trộm, đánh cắp Christmas

Starring all MLP characters as themselves.

The story starts on a snowy ngày in Ponyville, with a bright blue sky.

Ponies: Fahoo fores dahoo dores, welcome giáng sinh bring your light. *Cutting down a tree* Fahoo fores dahoo dores. Welcome in the cold dark night. Welcome Christmas, fahoo ramus. Welcome Christmas, dahoo damus. Welcome giáng sinh while we stand. *Putting the cây up in Ponyville Square* tim, trái tim to tim, trái tim and hand in hand.

Song: link

Ponies:...
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"Ever since bạn started this band, you've been letting... little things get to you. I didn't say anything because I didn't feel like it was my place. Not when I'm so new to this friendship thing. I still have a lot to learn. But I do know that if bạn don't work out even the smallest problems right at the start, the magic of friendship can be turned into something else."

"A demon. I turned into a raging she-demon."

"I don't know. I mean, these girls, they were... There was something off about them."

" I don't think anyone is supposed to have all the answers. But bạn can count on your friends... to help bạn find them."

"I have an idea how we can get in touch with Princess Twilight!"

"None taken. Heh, I'm used to it."
posted by TimberHumphrey
so as we all know, because FiM ended its run last October, Hasbro decided to pull the plug on Equestria Girls too.... without even bothering to giving it a proper close. 'cause Holidays Unwrapped sure as hell ain't no finale (not even close).
but the câu hỏi is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what bạn want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta chưa được trả lời các câu hỏi and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, ngựa con, ngựa, pony Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Greg & Saten Twist started drinking at the bar. They were still thinking about Jake.

Saten: What do bạn think Tareq will say when he finds out about his death?
Greg: He'll be just like me. He'd want to see his death.
Saten: *Drinks his beer* bạn really didn't like him, did you?
Greg: Nope.
Tareq: *Walks into the bar*
Saten: *Chuckles* Good timing. We were just talking about you.
Tareq: I've been transferred to take over for Jake until a new ngựa con, ngựa, pony gets hired.
Greg: bạn heard about his death.
Tareq: Yeah. How did it happen?
Saten: *Sighs* Do bạn really want to know?
Tareq: Yes.
Saten: Fine....
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Twilight is seen pacing back and forth.

Twilight Sparkle: I'm trying Saten.I'm trying to be open minded.. But your girlfriend still isn't someone I trust.

Saten (puts drops in his bloodshot eyes from the weed): Well.. Just promise bạn won't interfer.. Now aren't we suppose to inviting your gang for dinner?

Twilight: Oh. Right.. Thanks for the reminder.

Saten: Hey, without the boes, I'm smarter than people think.




PONYVILLE:

Starlight and Trixie out in the open.

Cherry Berry and Goldengrape: [unintelligible whispering] ...did bạn see...?

[unintelligible whispering of varous ponies]

Trixie: Everyone always...
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