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BellaCullen96 said:
Of course I do! My yêu thích is Snape's Diary. Harry: Oh my God, look what I found! Ron: Is that a book? Hermione: I know a thing hoặc two about books, and that's a book! Harry: It's not just any book guys. Ron: Is it a young adult vampire romance novel? (Cut to Ron shown facing the corner) Harry: Anyway, I just happened to find this book in Snape's bedroom in a locked thân cây under his bed. It's his diary! Ron: Wow! Shall we read it? Harry: I've got a better idea. Let's read it! Snape: Today I put on my raincoat and traveled to Knockturn Alley. I purchased a pair of fancy mice. When I brought them home, one devoured the other, then died of loneliness. Ron: Mmmm, I like prunes! Dumbledore: Did somebody say prunes? Ron: I đã đưa ý kiến prunes! How did he know? Dumbledore: What are bạn monkeys up to? Studying for class? Harry: No, we're invading Professor Snape's privacy bởi đọc his personal diary which we lấy trộm, đánh cắp from his room! Dumbledore: Ah, but bạn don't have any prunes, do you? Harry: I'm afraid not. Dumbledore: I'm very disappointed in bạn Harry. Snape: I Mất tích a button on my áo choàng today. Minerva pointed it out in front of the entire falculty. Oh, cruel attention. Button oh, button oh; Where have thou fled; Did thee tarry too long amongst fabric and thread? Did thee roll of my bosom and cease to exist? How I wish I can follow thee into the mist. . . . Snape: Eh, somebody knocked me unconscious and ransacked my room. . . . Wait a minute, that book ─ What are bạn doing! Harry: Snape, Ron lấy trộm, đánh cắp your diary! Snape: WHAT!? bạn didn't read it, did you? Harry: Oh, he read it all right. He read it ALL. Snape: This is unacceptable! Ron: I like the story about the button, Snape. Snape: bạn ─ bạn did? Ron: It made me sad thinking about that little button, Mất tích and alone. . . . I hope bạn find bạn find your button, Snape. Snape: So do I, trái cam, màu da cam one, so do I. . . . Ron: I like buttons!
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