What's the stupidest anti-gay statement you've ever heard?

"you can just choose to be straight/gay" wow ok heterosexual dudebro why dont bạn just CHOOSE to be gay right now. wait whats that?? im sorry bạn cant?? haha fucking thought so

"god hates fags" thanks for that insightful bình luận westboro baptist church but im pretty sure god hates literally no one thats kind of his thing he loves everybody so yeah

"its disgusting" i think its disgusting that youre so bigoted and homophobic omfg

"wheres the straight pride parade?" chó cái, bitch bạn dont need one, okay go out the front door. look. u are the straight pride parade. yay for you

"the A stands for allies!" WAKE THE FUCK UP BITCH. ASEXUALS EXIST AND ALLIES ARE GREAT AND ALL BUT DONT ERASE A WHOLE PART OF THE COMMUNITY.

"bisexuals are so greedy like pick one" what if i told bạn that bạn could like Sô cô la AND vanilla and ice cream??

"marriage equality is a threat to the nation's survival in the long run" welp we're still here and thêm and thêm gays are getting married i dont know what this person was smoking when they let this bullshit come out of their mouth like for real tho

"children wont understand" YES THEY WILL. THEY ABSOLUTELY WILL IF bạn EXPLAIN IT TO THEM WHEN THEYRE YOUNG. children learn homophobia/sexism/racism from their parents do not tell me a child is born not understanding and therefore hating gay people

"gays shouldnt have children" it is a statistical fact that in the US 0% of lesbian parents are abusive thats a hell of a lot better than how hetero couples are doing.
and guess what? if bạn want kids out of the foster care system, bạn need to start accepting same-sex couples.

and the best of them all, this fucking commerical.

I can't decide bc the whole thing is stupid. I mean God loves us for who we are and that's all that matters. I believe in a god that loves everyone not a god that hates people for being born the way they are, I mean seriously.

this was at camp :"god hates gays đồng tính nữ muslims jews and anyone who doesn't follow his teachings because they are against the word of god through evil intent" I barely restrained myself from smacking him.

This one, bởi far

"I tình yêu Yaoi anime but I think real gay people should never get married." "I support gays they just shouldn't get married." "I'm not homophobic I just think _____", and of course "Why isn't there a STRAIGHT pride parade?!"

like seriously
open the door
theres your straight pride parade

"Why be gay when bạn can be straight?" Why be stupid when bạn can be intelligent!?

"It disobeys natural law" Dafuq!? Nature has no law. It does as it pleases.

All of them. But mostly "It's unnatural". Yes, because hormones in your body saying that that guy over there is hot is unnatural. Pretty sure hormones are NATURAL!!!

"think of the children."

"Think of the children."