Gwen: *in van* I can't do this.
Trent: What?
Gwen: I can't go with you, Trent. Not any more.
Trent: Oh, man. I'm glad bạn đã đưa ý kiến that first.
Gwen: Why?
Trent: Gwen, this is too much for me. I tình yêu you, I will always tình yêu you, but there is a to how much I can take.
Gwen: Would bạn please stop talking to me like I'm the one who's crazy? You're the crazy one! You're the mass murderer!
Trent: bạn mean *multiple* murderer!
Gwen: So bạn admit it?
Trent: No, I don't!
Gwen: I can't take this shit any more!
Cody: *appears in the window*
Gwen: Aaaahhhh!
Trent: *driving*
Cody: I won't tell on you. *smells* Something smells in here. *Opens thân cây and finds Gwen's uncle in the trunk* Oh my god.
Trent: Thanks for not telling on us.
Gwen: Your a good friend, Cody.
Cody: *grabs a gun* Pull over!
Trent: What?
Cody: I đã đưa ý kiến PULL OVER NOW!
Trent: *pulls over* What is with you?
Cody: bạn should turn your selfs in NOW!
Trent: Why?
Cody: Why? Well, look at this! *opens trunk*
Gwen:&Trent: *screams*
Cody: *looks at the road and finds the police* HELP HELP!
Duncan: *pulls out gun* Nobody move!
Gwen: *screams*
Cody: *walks in road but gets killed bởi a truck*
Gwen: NO!
Duncan: *stares at Courtney* That will work.
Courtney: GET THIS MOTHERFUCKING van MOVING NOW!
Trent: OK OK! *drives*
Duncan: Lets introduce are self's bạn know who i am?
Trent: Duncan?
Duncan: Yep and this is Courtney.
Courtney: I think we have all ready meet sweet face.
Trent: Courtney? What happen to you?
Courtney: Well, it's a funny story.
Radio: It keeps getting weird and weird, fingerprints find out the two murders belong to Duncan Lee Ray, the serial killer gundown in 1988.
Courtney: DUNCAN, THE tim, trái tim OF DAMBLA!
Duncan: I know!
Courtney: What are we going to do?
Duncan: Shut up! I'm Thinking. Now we need bigger wheels, i don't want to ride in this crappy van.
** They both hijacked an RV **
Courtney: *putting make up on Gwen* Be careful sweetie hoặc I'll poke your eyes out. *sigh* I'm going to look pretty when i'm in your body! *oven chuông, bell dings* Oh! The bánh quy, cookie are done!
*opens over and takes bánh quy, cookie out* *walks to Duncan*
Duncan: Nobody makes the perfect Swedish meatballs like you, babe.
Courtney: Thanks, Hunny buns. I hope bạn left room for dessert.
Duncan: bạn know it, pookie. *grabs cookie* *kisses Courtney's cheek*
Trent: *looks at the dirty dishes*
Duncan: *sigh* Ahhhhh. Marriage with Courtney is the best!
Trent: On the other hand, she's not a housekeeper.
Duncan: Courtney? *Courtney looks at Duncan* Those dishes aren't going to wash them self bạn know?
Courtney: *gets mad*
Gwen: Your were nice of him to cook a least he can do is wash the dish.
Courtney: *takes off apron* *grabs a dish and throws it at Duncan: What are bạn doing?
Courtney: *still throwing dishes*
Duncan: What would Martha Stewart say?
Courtney: Fuck Martha Stewart! Martha Stewart can Kiss my shiny plastic butt! I've spent all ngày over a hot stove, making bánh quy, cookie and making Swedish meatballs, and for what? A man who doesn't appreciate me! A man who can't even wash one fucking dish! A man who isn't even a man at all where it counts if bạn get my drift! *to Gwen* Take it to me honey plastic is no substitute for a nice một khúc lớn, hunk of wood!
Duncan: I didn't hear her complaining last night.Any guy who is a big một khúc lớn, hunk of plastic is probably battery operated to get a reaction out of bạn in bed. And bởi the way, where the hell did bạn learn to bake? *throws his cookie at Courtney*
Courtney: OW! How dare of bạn speak to me that way?
Duncan: bạn STARTED IT!
Courtney: I did not yo--
Gwen: *push Courtney in the oven*
Duncan: NO! *shoots Gwen*
Gwen: *screams*
Trent: *throws Duncan out the window*
** The whole RV Crashes **
** part 7 coming soon **
Trent: What?
Gwen: I can't go with you, Trent. Not any more.
Trent: Oh, man. I'm glad bạn đã đưa ý kiến that first.
Gwen: Why?
Trent: Gwen, this is too much for me. I tình yêu you, I will always tình yêu you, but there is a to how much I can take.
Gwen: Would bạn please stop talking to me like I'm the one who's crazy? You're the crazy one! You're the mass murderer!
Trent: bạn mean *multiple* murderer!
Gwen: So bạn admit it?
Trent: No, I don't!
Gwen: I can't take this shit any more!
Cody: *appears in the window*
Gwen: Aaaahhhh!
Trent: *driving*
Cody: I won't tell on you. *smells* Something smells in here. *Opens thân cây and finds Gwen's uncle in the trunk* Oh my god.
Trent: Thanks for not telling on us.
Gwen: Your a good friend, Cody.
Cody: *grabs a gun* Pull over!
Trent: What?
Cody: I đã đưa ý kiến PULL OVER NOW!
Trent: *pulls over* What is with you?
Cody: bạn should turn your selfs in NOW!
Trent: Why?
Cody: Why? Well, look at this! *opens trunk*
Gwen:&Trent: *screams*
Cody: *looks at the road and finds the police* HELP HELP!
Duncan: *pulls out gun* Nobody move!
Gwen: *screams*
Cody: *walks in road but gets killed bởi a truck*
Gwen: NO!
Duncan: *stares at Courtney* That will work.
Courtney: GET THIS MOTHERFUCKING van MOVING NOW!
Trent: OK OK! *drives*
Duncan: Lets introduce are self's bạn know who i am?
Trent: Duncan?
Duncan: Yep and this is Courtney.
Courtney: I think we have all ready meet sweet face.
Trent: Courtney? What happen to you?
Courtney: Well, it's a funny story.
Radio: It keeps getting weird and weird, fingerprints find out the two murders belong to Duncan Lee Ray, the serial killer gundown in 1988.
Courtney: DUNCAN, THE tim, trái tim OF DAMBLA!
Duncan: I know!
Courtney: What are we going to do?
Duncan: Shut up! I'm Thinking. Now we need bigger wheels, i don't want to ride in this crappy van.
** They both hijacked an RV **
Courtney: *putting make up on Gwen* Be careful sweetie hoặc I'll poke your eyes out. *sigh* I'm going to look pretty when i'm in your body! *oven chuông, bell dings* Oh! The bánh quy, cookie are done!
*opens over and takes bánh quy, cookie out* *walks to Duncan*
Duncan: Nobody makes the perfect Swedish meatballs like you, babe.
Courtney: Thanks, Hunny buns. I hope bạn left room for dessert.
Duncan: bạn know it, pookie. *grabs cookie* *kisses Courtney's cheek*
Trent: *looks at the dirty dishes*
Duncan: *sigh* Ahhhhh. Marriage with Courtney is the best!
Trent: On the other hand, she's not a housekeeper.
Duncan: Courtney? *Courtney looks at Duncan* Those dishes aren't going to wash them self bạn know?
Courtney: *gets mad*
Gwen: Your were nice of him to cook a least he can do is wash the dish.
Courtney: *takes off apron* *grabs a dish and throws it at Duncan: What are bạn doing?
Courtney: *still throwing dishes*
Duncan: What would Martha Stewart say?
Courtney: Fuck Martha Stewart! Martha Stewart can Kiss my shiny plastic butt! I've spent all ngày over a hot stove, making bánh quy, cookie and making Swedish meatballs, and for what? A man who doesn't appreciate me! A man who can't even wash one fucking dish! A man who isn't even a man at all where it counts if bạn get my drift! *to Gwen* Take it to me honey plastic is no substitute for a nice một khúc lớn, hunk of wood!
Duncan: I didn't hear her complaining last night.Any guy who is a big một khúc lớn, hunk of plastic is probably battery operated to get a reaction out of bạn in bed. And bởi the way, where the hell did bạn learn to bake? *throws his cookie at Courtney*
Courtney: OW! How dare of bạn speak to me that way?
Duncan: bạn STARTED IT!
Courtney: I did not yo--
Gwen: *push Courtney in the oven*
Duncan: NO! *shoots Gwen*
Gwen: *screams*
Trent: *throws Duncan out the window*
** The whole RV Crashes **
** part 7 coming soon **
We break away from the Kiss and gaze into each others eyes. "Duncan never leave me, i dont want to raise a child on my own." She says as a tear trickles down her cheak. "You wont have to cause ill be here everyday right bởi your side." I say. She looks up at me and nods. Then she hugs me tight.
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*1 1/2 weeks later*
"Duncan what should we do? My parents are coming trang chủ in Less than 4 days!" Courtney says. "We
should just run away from here and live somewhere else." I suggest. "Okay but where?" She asks. "Somewhere were we can take care of a child." I say. "I'll pack my stuff." She says. "Okay and ill start my car when your all packed up, okay?" I say. "Okay." She says. Then i Kiss her on the cheak. Then she walks up the stairs to her room to get her stuff. I sit on the bottom stair waiting for courtney. A smile forms across my face. "Im going to be a father." I whisper to myself.
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*1 1/2 weeks later*
"Duncan what should we do? My parents are coming trang chủ in Less than 4 days!" Courtney says. "We
should just run away from here and live somewhere else." I suggest. "Okay but where?" She asks. "Somewhere were we can take care of a child." I say. "I'll pack my stuff." She says. "Okay and ill start my car when your all packed up, okay?" I say. "Okay." She says. Then i Kiss her on the cheak. Then she walks up the stairs to her room to get her stuff. I sit on the bottom stair waiting for courtney. A smile forms across my face. "Im going to be a father." I whisper to myself.
Courtney's Dress
Duncan barged into the living room and yelled "BOARDING SCHOOL?! bạn CANT MAKE ME GO THERE!", his mum đã đưa ý kiến "Your going whether bạn like it hoặc not. We've already paid for it so your going", "but thats not fair!" Duncan exclaimed, exasperated, "life's not fair Duncan. And the sooner bạn figure that out, the better", "but what about Courtney? I cant just leave" Duncans bottom lip threatened to quiver and then he might start to cry, boy then he'd be seen as soft, "you'll have to tell her soon" his mum said
