Gwen: *in van* I can't do this.
Trent: What?
Gwen: I can't go with you, Trent. Not any more.
Trent: Oh, man. I'm glad bạn đã đưa ý kiến that first.
Gwen: Why?
Trent: Gwen, this is too much for me. I tình yêu you, I will always tình yêu you, but there is a to how much I can take.
Gwen: Would bạn please stop talking to me like I'm the one who's crazy? You're the crazy one! You're the mass murderer!
Trent: bạn mean *multiple* murderer!
Gwen: So bạn admit it?
Trent: No, I don't!
Gwen: I can't take this shit any more!
Cody: *appears in the window*
Gwen: Aaaahhhh!
Trent: *driving*
Cody: I won't tell on you. *smells* Something smells in here. *Opens thân cây and finds Gwen's uncle in the trunk* Oh my god.
Trent: Thanks for not telling on us.
Gwen: Your a good friend, Cody.
Cody: *grabs a gun* Pull over!
Trent: What?
Cody: I đã đưa ý kiến PULL OVER NOW!
Trent: *pulls over* What is with you?
Cody: bạn should turn your selfs in NOW!
Trent: Why?
Cody: Why? Well, look at this! *opens trunk*
Gwen:&Trent: *screams*
Cody: *looks at the road and finds the police* HELP HELP!
Duncan: *pulls out gun* Nobody move!
Gwen: *screams*
Cody: *walks in road but gets killed bởi a truck*
Gwen: NO!
Duncan: *stares at Courtney* That will work.
Courtney: GET THIS MOTHERFUCKING van MOVING NOW!
Trent: OK OK! *drives*
Duncan: Lets introduce are self's bạn know who i am?
Trent: Duncan?
Duncan: Yep and this is Courtney.
Courtney: I think we have all ready meet sweet face.
Trent: Courtney? What happen to you?
Courtney: Well, it's a funny story.
Radio: It keeps getting weird and weird, fingerprints find out the two murders belong to Duncan Lee Ray, the serial killer gundown in 1988.
Courtney: DUNCAN, THE tim, trái tim OF DAMBLA!
Duncan: I know!
Courtney: What are we going to do?
Duncan: Shut up! I'm Thinking. Now we need bigger wheels, i don't want to ride in this crappy van.
** They both hijacked an RV **
Courtney: *putting make up on Gwen* Be careful sweetie hoặc I'll poke your eyes out. *sigh* I'm going to look pretty when i'm in your body! *oven chuông, bell dings* Oh! The bánh quy, cookie are done!
*opens over and takes bánh quy, cookie out* *walks to Duncan*
Duncan: Nobody makes the perfect Swedish meatballs like you, babe.
Courtney: Thanks, Hunny buns. I hope bạn left room for dessert.
Duncan: bạn know it, pookie. *grabs cookie* *kisses Courtney's cheek*
Trent: *looks at the dirty dishes*
Duncan: *sigh* Ahhhhh. Marriage with Courtney is the best!
Trent: On the other hand, she's not a housekeeper.
Duncan: Courtney? *Courtney looks at Duncan* Those dishes aren't going to wash them self bạn know?
Courtney: *gets mad*
Gwen: Your were nice of him to cook a least he can do is wash the dish.
Courtney: *takes off apron* *grabs a dish and throws it at Duncan: What are bạn doing?
Courtney: *still throwing dishes*
Duncan: What would Martha Stewart say?
Courtney: Fuck Martha Stewart! Martha Stewart can Kiss my shiny plastic butt! I've spent all ngày over a hot stove, making bánh quy, cookie and making Swedish meatballs, and for what? A man who doesn't appreciate me! A man who can't even wash one fucking dish! A man who isn't even a man at all where it counts if bạn get my drift! *to Gwen* Take it to me honey plastic is no substitute for a nice một khúc lớn, hunk of wood!
Duncan: I didn't hear her complaining last night.Any guy who is a big một khúc lớn, hunk of plastic is probably battery operated to get a reaction out of bạn in bed. And bởi the way, where the hell did bạn learn to bake? *throws his cookie at Courtney*
Courtney: OW! How dare of bạn speak to me that way?
Duncan: bạn STARTED IT!
Courtney: I did not yo--
Gwen: *push Courtney in the oven*
Duncan: NO! *shoots Gwen*
Gwen: *screams*
Trent: *throws Duncan out the window*
** The whole RV Crashes **
** part 7 coming soon **
Trent: What?
Gwen: I can't go with you, Trent. Not any more.
Trent: Oh, man. I'm glad bạn đã đưa ý kiến that first.
Gwen: Why?
Trent: Gwen, this is too much for me. I tình yêu you, I will always tình yêu you, but there is a to how much I can take.
Gwen: Would bạn please stop talking to me like I'm the one who's crazy? You're the crazy one! You're the mass murderer!
Trent: bạn mean *multiple* murderer!
Gwen: So bạn admit it?
Trent: No, I don't!
Gwen: I can't take this shit any more!
Cody: *appears in the window*
Gwen: Aaaahhhh!
Trent: *driving*
Cody: I won't tell on you. *smells* Something smells in here. *Opens thân cây and finds Gwen's uncle in the trunk* Oh my god.
Trent: Thanks for not telling on us.
Gwen: Your a good friend, Cody.
Cody: *grabs a gun* Pull over!
Trent: What?
Cody: I đã đưa ý kiến PULL OVER NOW!
Trent: *pulls over* What is with you?
Cody: bạn should turn your selfs in NOW!
Trent: Why?
Cody: Why? Well, look at this! *opens trunk*
Gwen:&Trent: *screams*
Cody: *looks at the road and finds the police* HELP HELP!
Duncan: *pulls out gun* Nobody move!
Gwen: *screams*
Cody: *walks in road but gets killed bởi a truck*
Gwen: NO!
Duncan: *stares at Courtney* That will work.
Courtney: GET THIS MOTHERFUCKING van MOVING NOW!
Trent: OK OK! *drives*
Duncan: Lets introduce are self's bạn know who i am?
Trent: Duncan?
Duncan: Yep and this is Courtney.
Courtney: I think we have all ready meet sweet face.
Trent: Courtney? What happen to you?
Courtney: Well, it's a funny story.
Radio: It keeps getting weird and weird, fingerprints find out the two murders belong to Duncan Lee Ray, the serial killer gundown in 1988.
Courtney: DUNCAN, THE tim, trái tim OF DAMBLA!
Duncan: I know!
Courtney: What are we going to do?
Duncan: Shut up! I'm Thinking. Now we need bigger wheels, i don't want to ride in this crappy van.
** They both hijacked an RV **
Courtney: *putting make up on Gwen* Be careful sweetie hoặc I'll poke your eyes out. *sigh* I'm going to look pretty when i'm in your body! *oven chuông, bell dings* Oh! The bánh quy, cookie are done!
*opens over and takes bánh quy, cookie out* *walks to Duncan*
Duncan: Nobody makes the perfect Swedish meatballs like you, babe.
Courtney: Thanks, Hunny buns. I hope bạn left room for dessert.
Duncan: bạn know it, pookie. *grabs cookie* *kisses Courtney's cheek*
Trent: *looks at the dirty dishes*
Duncan: *sigh* Ahhhhh. Marriage with Courtney is the best!
Trent: On the other hand, she's not a housekeeper.
Duncan: Courtney? *Courtney looks at Duncan* Those dishes aren't going to wash them self bạn know?
Courtney: *gets mad*
Gwen: Your were nice of him to cook a least he can do is wash the dish.
Courtney: *takes off apron* *grabs a dish and throws it at Duncan: What are bạn doing?
Courtney: *still throwing dishes*
Duncan: What would Martha Stewart say?
Courtney: Fuck Martha Stewart! Martha Stewart can Kiss my shiny plastic butt! I've spent all ngày over a hot stove, making bánh quy, cookie and making Swedish meatballs, and for what? A man who doesn't appreciate me! A man who can't even wash one fucking dish! A man who isn't even a man at all where it counts if bạn get my drift! *to Gwen* Take it to me honey plastic is no substitute for a nice một khúc lớn, hunk of wood!
Duncan: I didn't hear her complaining last night.Any guy who is a big một khúc lớn, hunk of plastic is probably battery operated to get a reaction out of bạn in bed. And bởi the way, where the hell did bạn learn to bake? *throws his cookie at Courtney*
Courtney: OW! How dare of bạn speak to me that way?
Duncan: bạn STARTED IT!
Courtney: I did not yo--
Gwen: *push Courtney in the oven*
Duncan: NO! *shoots Gwen*
Gwen: *screams*
Trent: *throws Duncan out the window*
** The whole RV Crashes **
** part 7 coming soon **
"no one move!"
"what are bạn going to do with it?"
"shoot bạn if bạn dont be quiet!"
"hey!i dont talk to my wife like that!"
"watch me!"
"i did.and ive seen enough!"
"well,what are bạn gonna do about it?"
"this!" duncan pulled out the gun that was in his pocket all along.
"duncan!"courtney shrieked."what are bạn doing?"
"protecting you!"
"duncan!youll hurt yourself!"
"i dont care!as long as your safe!"
the gun fired.
"duncan!"
courtney pushed duncan to the grond,=and the bullet went through the wall."
"oh my god!" duncan screamed."you saved me!"
"i told bạn could get hurt!and bạn can thank me later. we can go through the hole in the wall!"
"ok" the couple left the court.
"what are bạn going to do with it?"
"shoot bạn if bạn dont be quiet!"
"hey!i dont talk to my wife like that!"
"watch me!"
"i did.and ive seen enough!"
"well,what are bạn gonna do about it?"
"this!" duncan pulled out the gun that was in his pocket all along.
"duncan!"courtney shrieked."what are bạn doing?"
"protecting you!"
"duncan!youll hurt yourself!"
"i dont care!as long as your safe!"
the gun fired.
"duncan!"
courtney pushed duncan to the grond,=and the bullet went through the wall."
"oh my god!" duncan screamed."you saved me!"
"i told bạn could get hurt!and bạn can thank me later. we can go through the hole in the wall!"
"ok" the couple left the court.
*The morning Duncan is supposed to go to boarding school*
"IM NOT GOING!" Duncan shouted at his mum, "But dunky! bạn have to go, we've already paid" his mum explained. "whats going on?" Danni, Duncan's sister asked, "they wanna send me to boarding school. But i am NOT going!" Duncan said, "I'll go instead" Danni said, "Its settled then. Danni's going and im staying. Im gonna go tell Courtney the good news" Duncan texted her. "Fine, bạn can go instead" mum đã đưa ý kiến to Danni. 'YAY' Courtney replied to the text
"IM NOT GOING!" Duncan shouted at his mum, "But dunky! bạn have to go, we've already paid" his mum explained. "whats going on?" Danni, Duncan's sister asked, "they wanna send me to boarding school. But i am NOT going!" Duncan said, "I'll go instead" Danni said, "Its settled then. Danni's going and im staying. Im gonna go tell Courtney the good news" Duncan texted her. "Fine, bạn can go instead" mum đã đưa ý kiến to Danni. 'YAY' Courtney replied to the text
"What?!" Duncan hissed through gritted teeth. The others turned around, knowing never to get on the wrong side of the mohawk-wearing teen unless bạn wanted to get seriously damaged bởi him. Courtney was the only one who was still looking at him, mesmerized. Duncan winked at her and she turned around towards the front, her face going red. Duncan saw her face flush, 'haha, she wants me' he thought smugly, 'and im gonna prove it'.
Courtney confusedly thought 'what if i like him? Do i?'
Courtney confusedly thought 'what if i like him? Do i?'
"Well?" i asked interrupting bạn
"well, you'll probably think this IS a lame đít, mông, ass excuse but, the reason is hoặc was, i didn't wanna ruin your chances for a good career hoặc a great future" bạn blushed
I was thrown completely off guard, "erm, i dont think it's a lame đít, mông, ass excuse, i guess i was just being..." i began
"just being what?" bạn asked, smirking. "i guess i was just being stubborn, again, im sorry, ok?" i told bạn solemly. "So do bạn forgive me" bạn asked.
"Yes"
bạn gave me a hug...