#1:
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay hoặc a serial killer..
#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but bạn might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.
#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider bạn a rapist for "having a penis"
#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it bởi summer.
ME: Good idea, don't want thêm of your kind running around.
#5:
POST: Having the flu ain'r gonna stop me from being a slut :)
ME: bạn know what also has flu symptoms? HIV. What do bạn get from being a slut? HIV. What do bạn deserve for being a slut? A shovel to the face. What bạn thought I was gonna say HIV? I'm not a monster.
#6:
POST: So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I tình yêu golden showers!
ME:
#7:
POST: Today my science teacher threw his dead xe đẩy, giỏ hàng in the freezer, so we had to clean it. #Gross.
ME: #NoShit!.. If your a professor.. Your cat died.. And bạn put in a freezer so other have to clean.. bạn shouldn't be a professor!.. bạn shouldn't even be a alive.
#8:
POST: Korn has the best songs, "I wander out where bạn can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleeeeed!!"
ME: That's Slipknot you, fucking, idiot!
#9:
POST: My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all bạn want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching Shrek 2, dumbass.
#10:
POST: GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
ME: Some people can't wake up in the morning without a daily dose of STUPID!!
#11:
POST: How old do bạn have to be to watch porn? I'm a 11 năm old, who has a 16 năm olf brother who always wants me to watch porn with him.
ME: All that câu hỏi does is make me wanna cú đấm your brother.
#12:
POST: So my roommate and I watch porn every night.. Now he keeps wanting to masterbate in front of me. Is this normal?
ME: Not if your gay.. And weird!
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay hoặc a serial killer..
#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but bạn might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.
#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider bạn a rapist for "having a penis"
#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it bởi summer.
ME: Good idea, don't want thêm of your kind running around.
#5:
POST: Having the flu ain'r gonna stop me from being a slut :)
ME: bạn know what also has flu symptoms? HIV. What do bạn get from being a slut? HIV. What do bạn deserve for being a slut? A shovel to the face. What bạn thought I was gonna say HIV? I'm not a monster.
#6:
POST: So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I tình yêu golden showers!
ME:
#7:
POST: Today my science teacher threw his dead xe đẩy, giỏ hàng in the freezer, so we had to clean it. #Gross.
ME: #NoShit!.. If your a professor.. Your cat died.. And bạn put in a freezer so other have to clean.. bạn shouldn't be a professor!.. bạn shouldn't even be a alive.
#8:
POST: Korn has the best songs, "I wander out where bạn can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleeeeed!!"
ME: That's Slipknot you, fucking, idiot!
#9:
POST: My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all bạn want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching Shrek 2, dumbass.
#10:
POST: GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
ME: Some people can't wake up in the morning without a daily dose of STUPID!!
#11:
POST: How old do bạn have to be to watch porn? I'm a 11 năm old, who has a 16 năm olf brother who always wants me to watch porn with him.
ME: All that câu hỏi does is make me wanna cú đấm your brother.
#12:
POST: So my roommate and I watch porn every night.. Now he keeps wanting to masterbate in front of me. Is this normal?
ME: Not if your gay.. And weird!
Lets make this a "unique" Halloween bài viết and count down my most hated phim chiếu rạp I can think:
#1: JAWS 4:
Everytime I think of this movie, my hatred grows deeper.. Truth is, if they actually went with killing Martin instead of Sean.. That would actually be interesting.. The rest of movie would still suck money balls, but at least it's a thêm dignified end to a character... Sort of..
#2: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3D:
Remembers the Sewyers?.. Remember every bad thing they ever done.. Well forget that, were suppose to hate the people of the town for burning down and murdering the Sawyer family.. Forgive me, but I can't excatly see the cannibalic murderers as "victims"..
#3: CANNIBAL HALOCOAST & I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE:
To be honest, off all those disturbing films Nik made me watch, these were the only ones I actually did watch.. I regret it to this day.. I swear I actually threw up, at least twice..
#1: JAWS 4:
Everytime I think of this movie, my hatred grows deeper.. Truth is, if they actually went with killing Martin instead of Sean.. That would actually be interesting.. The rest of movie would still suck money balls, but at least it's a thêm dignified end to a character... Sort of..
#2: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3D:
Remembers the Sewyers?.. Remember every bad thing they ever done.. Well forget that, were suppose to hate the people of the town for burning down and murdering the Sawyer family.. Forgive me, but I can't excatly see the cannibalic murderers as "victims"..
#3: CANNIBAL HALOCOAST & I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE:
To be honest, off all those disturbing films Nik made me watch, these were the only ones I actually did watch.. I regret it to this day.. I swear I actually threw up, at least twice..
So.. I got REALLY bored.. And watched all the way up to episode 10.. Yeah.. 4 episodes.
This hiển thị is getting a bit boring at the moment.
But I have a strong feeling that action sequences will be coming up real soon (if it IS that kinda show).
That scene in episode 4 kinda gave me idea, that it will be like that soon enough.
Anyway.
No favourite characters.
Johan's sister kinda annoys me somehow, with her voice.
But the thief guy is kinda interesting. And I can tell were gonna see a lot of him.
Unless he dies. Probably would, if this is anything like Walking Dead, than EVERYONE dies, it's only a matter of time till friggin Rick dies.. And then the entire cast is gunned down. And then. As James Ralfe says..
"The End.. There's no fuckin cure.. Humanity is gone.. Zombies are eating your pets.. Your life sucks.. Live with it!"
This hiển thị is getting a bit boring at the moment.
But I have a strong feeling that action sequences will be coming up real soon (if it IS that kinda show).
That scene in episode 4 kinda gave me idea, that it will be like that soon enough.
Anyway.
No favourite characters.
Johan's sister kinda annoys me somehow, with her voice.
But the thief guy is kinda interesting. And I can tell were gonna see a lot of him.
Unless he dies. Probably would, if this is anything like Walking Dead, than EVERYONE dies, it's only a matter of time till friggin Rick dies.. And then the entire cast is gunned down. And then. As James Ralfe says..
"The End.. There's no fuckin cure.. Humanity is gone.. Zombies are eating your pets.. Your life sucks.. Live with it!"
I forgot I was suppose to be reviewing this show.
hiển thị watched 5 and 6.
Not much to say. These episodes were pretty slow up till the last ten phút of episode 6.
Guess it'll be thêm interesting in the tiếp theo one.
Till tiếp theo time. I guess
-----[--------[-----[-------[-------------------------[---------------------[-----[-------[----[------------------------[--------------------------[--[--------[--[---]--------------------[-------------------------------[-------[-------[-----------------[-----------------------------------[-----[-----------[-----------[-----------------------------------------[--[--------------[-----[---------------------------------------------]-[------------------[------------------------------------
hiển thị watched 5 and 6.
Not much to say. These episodes were pretty slow up till the last ten phút of episode 6.
Guess it'll be thêm interesting in the tiếp theo one.
Till tiếp theo time. I guess
-----[--------[-----[-------[-------------------------[---------------------[-----[-------[----[------------------------[--------------------------[--[--------[--[---]--------------------[-------------------------------[-------[-------[-----------------[-----------------------------------[-----[-----------[-----------[-----------------------------------------[--[--------------[-----[---------------------------------------------]-[------------------[------------------------------------