#1:
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay hoặc a serial killer..


#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but bạn might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.


#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider bạn a rapist for "having a penis"


#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it bởi summer.
ME: Good idea, don't want thêm of your kind running around.


#5:
POST: Having the flu ain'r gonna stop me from being a slut :)
ME: bạn know what also has flu symptoms? HIV. What do bạn get from being a slut? HIV. What do bạn deserve for being a slut? A shovel to the face. What bạn thought I was gonna say HIV? I'm not a monster.


#6:
POST: So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I tình yêu golden showers!
ME:


#7:
POST: Today my science teacher threw his dead xe đẩy, giỏ hàng in the freezer, so we had to clean it. #Gross.
ME: #NoShit!.. If your a professor.. Your cat died.. And bạn put in a freezer so other have to clean.. bạn shouldn't be a professor!.. bạn shouldn't even be a alive.


#8:
POST: Korn has the best songs, "I wander out where bạn can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleeeeed!!"
ME: That's Slipknot you, fucking, idiot!


#9:
POST: My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all bạn want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching Shrek 2, dumbass.


#10:
POST: GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
ME: Some people can't wake up in the morning without a daily dose of STUPID!!


#11:
POST: How old do bạn have to be to watch porn? I'm a 11 năm old, who has a 16 năm olf brother who always wants me to watch porn with him.
ME: All that câu hỏi does is make me wanna cú đấm your brother.


#12:
POST: So my roommate and I watch porn every night.. Now he keeps wanting to masterbate in front of me. Is this normal?
ME: Not if your gay.. And weird!